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Your Simpsons character
They read as a very Lisa-coded adult: smart, self-conscious, politically left, and constantly overthinking things while still being playful and weird. Like Lisa, they mix earnest curiosity with dry humor and theory-brain, from musing about social trends and capitalism in tweets like “I do wonder what’s caused this. It can’t just be capitalism, can it?” to half-joking about reading Hegel in “I think the tl is telling me to start reading Hegel”. Their concern for gender, bodies, and social norms also mirrors Lisa’s moral/philosophical streak, as in “Let the trans people pee where they want. The real bathroom related women’s issue is toilet stalls with no hook for your purse.” and their nuanced takes on health and weight in “I think this is partly from people both pro & anti HAES misinterpreting the phrase…”. At the same time, they have Lisa’s slightly alienated, self-aware sense of not quite fitting in, making deadpan jokes about being pelted with rocks for buying groceries in “Every time I walk home carrying groceries, all my neighbors from the building are waiting outside with rocks in hand…” and describing themselves as an “uncanny valley girl” in their bio. The combination of bookishness, political edge, and whimsical, slightly bleak humor makes Lisa Simpson the closest match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extravert who gets energy from people and interaction: they work service jobs, riff on customers and coworkers, and openly process social life in public, e.g. joking about customers at dinner rush and neighbors reacting to her groceries in “Every time I walk home carrying groceries, all my neighbors from the building are waiting outside with rocks in hand…”. Their timeline is dominated by patterns, hypotheticals, and reinterpretations rather than concrete how‑to content, signaling strong Intuition: they spin off into abstract takes about religious narratives as ‘updates’ and gender as binary code in “here’s a thought… playing off the term ‘gender binary,’ how would you assign 0/1 to men/women?”. The tone is values‑driven and empathetic more than strictly analytical, characteristic of Feeling: she defends trans people and critiques body/health discourse in a nuanced, people‑centered way in “Let the trans people pee where they want. The real bathroom related women’s issue is toilet stalls with no hook for your purse.” and “I think this is partly from people both pro & anti HAES misinterpreting the phrase…”. Her life seems flexible, improvisational, and a bit chaotic—bedrotting, joking about mass Sims genocide instead of going out, and musing about plans rather than detailing systems—fitting Perceiving more than Judging, as in “gonna need coma patient level physical therapy after all the bedrotting I’ve been doing lately” and “soft plans canceled so I’m spending my night committing mass genocide in the sims 2 instead”. Overall, the combination of highly social, witty riffing, big‑picture abstraction, and value‑laden humor aligns best with ENFP: energetic, imaginative, people‑oriented, and verbally playful.

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Half-Turkish media goblin in the unseelie court. Writes jokes about boobs, politics & AI, once ate corn like a banana and called it research.– @wlwthewisp

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with rakı/anise liqueur for the half-Turkish heritage and family trips for healthcare, inspired by her saying “This is why I love being half Turkish bc I can just take care of all my medical stuff whenever I go visit my mom’s side of the family”. Rosewater & pomegranate syrup add a romantic, femme sweetness that nods to her bi girl energy and soft aesthetics, like when she muses about bras and boobs in tweets such as “What if I’m a greedy bitch who wants to push them up even further?”. Lemon juice cuts through with a sharp, sarcastic tang that fits lines like “One good thing about climate change is that it won’t be long before room temperature IQ is no longer an insult” and her general lefty, media-critical bite. A dash of absinthe gives it witchy, surreal unseelie vibes for the occult jokes and dreamlike AI takes, as in “I’d always thought generative AI seemed similar to how dreams work”. The activated charcoal glitter rim makes it look a little cursed and otherworldly—pretty but slightly unsettling—perfect for an “uncanny valley girl” from “unseelie court” who says things like “they need to invent a little creature who loves to eat hair & lives in shower drains”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is dominated by analysis, playful theorizing, and curiosity, which are classic Ravenclaw traits. They dissect social phenomena and media instead of just reacting, like when they break down trends in building design and capitalism in depth: “I do wonder what’s caused this. It can’t just be capitalism, can it?... what’s changed?” and when they explore how personality traits relate to mental health: “even if extroversion is an overall trend… My best guess would be that neuroticism is the most damning overall for mental health”. They show a sustained love of learning and abstract systems, from astrology and birth charts (“Virgo asc ruler domicile + cazimi + conjunct my mc in 19 degrees Gemini”) to gender binaries as 0/1 coding: “vibes wise to me 0 feels feminine and 1 masculine, but culturally it feels more like 0 for men (default) and 1 for women (an additional Thing to our baseline personhood)”. They’re also very meta about art and narrative, like discussing religious texts as evolving stories: “aren’t religious narratives something that’s generally updated and added to over time anyhow?”, or musing on AI and dreams: “your subconscious pulls from a database of irl sensory experiences… probably why a lot of AI content has an unnervingly dreamlike quality”. Even their jokes are cerebral and linguistic (e.g., “fucked up how ponder rhymes with wander and not wonder” and “Gonna start pronouncing niche & cliche like Nietzsche & Klietzsche”), indicating a mind that naturally plays with language and concepts. While they have some Slytherin dark humor and Hufflepuff empathy, the consistent pattern of introspection, theory-building, and clever wordplay points strongly to Ravenclaw.

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Fiona Apple’s ladies fits Gamze’s mix of sharp wit, self-awareness, and quietly feral girlhood. She’s openly bi and femme with a slightly chaotic tenderness, like when she jokes about dating an autistic plane nerd in “Dating someone who is autistic about types of planes and their flight paths has completely ruined the magic of seeing something in the sky and immediately assuming it’s a UFO” and calls herself an “uncanny valley girl” in her bio. The song’s wry, self-deprecating reflections on womanhood and relationships mirror tweets such as “There’s a lot of debate over taking your partner’s surname in marriage, but I plan to go one step further and also take their first name.” and her complaints about bras for big-chested women in “What if I’m a greedy bitch who wants to push them up even further?”. Her dark, slightly cursed humor about politics and bodies (“One good thing about climate change is that it won’t be long before room temperature IQ is no longer an insult” and “Every time one of my bruises heals and turns yellow it’s like I’m microdosing being a Simpson”) resonates with Apple’s sardonic tone. Overall, ladies captures someone who is cynical yet vulnerable, politically aware, very online, and perpetually turning her experiences as a woman into incisive, funny commentary.

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