Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Artist: Felix regularly shares original drawings and requests, even creating a dedicated art account to showcase his work.
- Dedicated Storyteller: He invests significant time into developing complex Alternate Universe (AU) threads and interacts with readers' feedback.
- Academic Persistence: Despite finding subjects difficult, he used his interests to excel in a philosophy exam and prepares for retakes.
- Performing Arts Experience: He has a background in theater, noting that his last day acting on stage was a significant milestone.
- Community Engagement: He actively seeks connections with "oomfs" and encourages followers to send prompts via his strawpage.
Weaknesses:
- Procrastination Tendencies: He often gets sidetracked from updating his projects by new ideas or game distractions.
- Extreme Self-Criticism: He uses hyperbolic language regarding small mistakes, like wanting to "kms" over a coloring error.
- Academic Struggles: He admits to failing his math exam and expresses dread toward his aggressive teacher.
- Fragile Belongings: He frequently posts about losing or breaking items, such as his tiger print hat and his headphones.
- Impulsive Gaming Habits: He struggles with the urge to re-install games like Enstars despite likely knowing they consume his time.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Felix shares Lisa’s core identity as a creative, hyper-intellectual outsider who often feels like a “god made me emo” misfit in a mundane world. Much like Lisa’s dedication to her saxophone and studies, Felix is deeply academic, noting that talking about “Anaxagoras (the real one) in class... got me extra good grades”. Both are passionate artists who pour their emotions into their work, with Felix frequently sharing sketches and developing complex “jockemo au” narratives. They also share a flair for the dramatic and a love for the arts, specifically musical theater, which is evident when Felix mentions they “just finished watching Falsettos” and felt completely devastated by it. Ultimately, Felix's mix of high-brow intellectualism and emo sensibility makes them the perfect modern-day counterpart to the Springfield elementary overachiever.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Felix exhibits Introversion (I) by prioritizing solitary creative pursuits like drawing and writing AUs, often expressing social anxiety or exhaustion, such as when he asks, “how do people search for oomfs”. His Intuition (N) is evident in his focus on abstract concepts, fanfiction tropes, and 'brainrot' scenarios, notably when he reimagines characters in a “falsettos au” rather than discussing concrete reality. He leads with Feeling (F), making decisions based on personal values and emotional resonance, such as choosing ships because they “speak to me loudly” and expressing deep devastation over fictional media. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature shows in his spontaneous creative process and struggle with deadlines, admitting he gets “sidetracked” and lets followers decide his update schedule rather than sticking to a rigid plan.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a math exam? Because even if my teacher is aggressive, I’d still fail everything just to spend more time obsessing over you.
- I promise I’m more reliable than your tiger print hat—stick with me and I’ll never go missing.
- Is your name Phainon? Because I’m a total Anaxa and I’m definitely not used to affection, but I’d let you kiss me daily until I get the hang of it.
- I may not have a blonde extension for a raccoon tail, but I'd definitely help you figure out how to put yours on so we can be emo together.
- Forget the AO3 wrapped, the only 'Alternative Universe' I want to be in is the one where you're updating our own jock-emo fanfic.
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Your new Twitter bio
17yo artist & aspiring educator. From stage acting to drafting 'jockemo' AUs, I’m usually busy failing math while dressed exactly like Light Yagami. He/Him.– @wngliix
Your signature cocktail
The Jockemo Heartbreak Spritz
This experimental concoction captures Felix’s life as a “god made me emo and a gacha game enjoyer” creative who is constantly oscillating between artistic highs and academic lows. The bitter coffee base reflects his “shitty week” spent drawing Naoya Zenin, while the purple hue honors his “jockemo au” and his deep-seated brainrot for characters like Scaramouche and Dottore. It’s served in a fragile glass because his “headphones broke” and he’s currently “one inconvenience away from crying” over missing tiger-print hats. Despite the gloom, the drink has a dramatic, theatrical finish—perfect for someone who “really liked the feeling” of being a Misa Amane cosplayer.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Felix exhibits the Ravenclaw traits of creativity and academic dedication through his constant production of complex fan fiction and art. He demonstrates a love for learning, even noting that he “talked about anaxagoras (the real one) in class and that got me extra good grades” and was inspired by a dream to “search what studies do i need to become” a weather reporter. His analytical nature is clear as he develops detailed “phainaxa body hcs” and constructs elaborate “jockemo au” narratives. This intellectual focus on his hyperfixations, combined with his self-described identity as an “EFL teacher” student, aligns him perfectly with the house of wit and learning.
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I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
This song perfectly mirrors Felix’s self-proclaimed 'emo' identity and his dramatic, humor-laced reactions to life's inconveniences. He frequently uses hyperbole to express distress over minor setbacks, such as when he says, "I LOST MY HAT WITH TIGER PRINT IM GOING TO END IT ALL" or when his "headphones broke". The song’s music video theme of being a social outcast also aligns with his interest in acting and theater, as he mentions that his first cosplay was for a "theater play" and recently finished "acting on a stage". Finally, his obsession with 'jockemo' AUs and characters like Scaramouche and Naoya reflects the mid-2000s angst central to the track's energy.
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