Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intense Loyalty: She expresses profound devotion to her inner circle, stating “how can someone love their friends as much as I love mine”.
- Academic Competence: She achieved a high score on her national exams, scoring above 800 on the ENEM essay without rigorous study.
- Social Butterfly: She thrives in communal environments and explicitly “loves socializing and making friends”.
- Affectionate Partner: She frequently showers her significant other with digital affection, tweeting “I love my girlfriend more than anything in the world”.
- Animal Lover: She shows great empathy for pets, particularly Pomeranians, and wants to adopt every dog in the world.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional Volatility: Her moods shift rapidly from extreme joy to “crying too much” or feeling “sick” over minor events.
- Impulsive Decision-making: She admitted to a desire to apply for college three states away just to deal with the consequences later.
- Poor Sleep Hygiene: She struggles with basic rest, claiming she will be the “first person to die of sleepiness” due to staying up late.
- Substance Overindulgence: She post about heavy consumption, describing “gin as an invention of the devil” and mentioning drugs and sex.
- Severe Procrastination: Even when needing to wake up early, she wastes time laughing and stalling instead of preparing for the next day.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is a high-achiever who balances intellectual pride, such as bragging about her “SO QUEM TIROU ACIMA D 800 NA REDACAO DO ENEM VAI ENTENDER ESTE TWEET”, with deep emotional sensitivity. She is vocal about her social life and injustices, complaining that “distancia eh muito injusta queria estar perto d todas as pessoas q eu amo”. Her pop culture obsession with Atypical and Big Brother Brasil mirrors Lisa’s intense hyper-fixations on her favorite media and hobbies. Furthermore, she displays a rebellious, modern edge, often feeling overwhelmed by the world and admitting “eu to CANSADA!”. This combination of academic success, social anxiety, and loyalty to her circle makes her a perfect match for the smartest Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
The user exhibits Extroversion (E) through a high focus on social circles and external stimulation, frequently tweeting “amo socializar amo fzr amizade mdss” and showing strong emotional dependency on friends. Their Intuition (N) is reflected in their impulsive, future-oriented daydreams, such as the “vontade doida d colocar uma faculdade uns 3 estados de distancia” to escape their current reality. They lean heavily into Feeling (F), as their timeline is a constant stream of raw emotion, from crying over TV shows to declaring “como pode alguem amar tanto as amgs igual eu amo as minhas”. Finally, they demonstrate Perceiving (P) through a lack of structure and a preference for spontaneity, admitting to being “pior mentirosa d tds os tempos” because they can't control their reactions, and frequently “enrolando p entrar no banho” instead of following a schedule.
Some pickup lines for you
- I may not be a dog person, but for a girl who loses her 'zoiudo' puppy keychain, I'm willing to help you find it—as long as it leads me to your heart.
- Are you the Linha Lilás at rush hour? Because despite how crowded it gets, you’re the only thing worth waiting on the sidewalk for.
- I scored over 800 on the ENEM essay, so I think I’m officially qualified to write our love story. Want to peer-review the first chapter?
- If you’re feeling 'doentia' or 'azeda' lately, I promise I’m a much better cure than a 5th rewatch of Atypical—though I’m happy to watch it with you anyway.
- I won’t even send you a PIX to get your attention, but I’d definitely travel three states away just to make sure you never have to sleep 'toda torta' again.
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São Paulo-based student and aspiring academic who scored 800+ on the ENEM. When I'm not studying, I'm navigating the Linha Lilás or obsessing over my Pomeranian.– @wnrinawlw
Your signature cocktail
The Lilac Line High-Scorer
This cocktail is a chaotic masterpiece for someone who scored “above 800 on the ENEM essay” but still manages to be “the worst liar of all time”. The hibiscus syrup represents the “lotada Lilac Line” subway commute, while a caffeine kick is essential for someone who is “the first person to die of sleepiness in the world.” It’s a strong, bittersweet mix that mirrors her intense devotion to her “dream girlfriend” and her hatred for “gin, an invention of the devil.” Best served while watching BBB or re-watching Atypical for the fifth time.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user consistently prioritizes loyalty and deep emotional connection to her friends and partner, once questioning, “como pode alguem amar tanto as amgs igual eu amo as minhas”. Her Hufflepuff nature is further highlighted by her protective, nurturing desire to be near her loved ones, stating, “distancia eh muito injusta queria estar perto d todas as pessoas q eu amo cuidando delas”. Even her social habits align with the house's inclusive spirit, as she notes how she “amo socializar amo fzr amizade mdss”. Despite occasional impulsive venting, her core identity revolves around the “badger” traits of devotion, kindness toward animals, and valuing her interpersonal circle above all else.
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Girls - Girl in Red
This song perfectly encapsulates the user's open and enthusiastic celebration of her queer identity and relationships. She frequently expresses intense affection for her partner, tweeting “eu tenho a namorada dos sonhos” and “eu amo minha namorada mais q tudo no mundo”. The lyrics' focus on female attraction aligns with her demand for more “sexo lesbico sujo pervertido” in media and her observations of the “sapatona louca” community on her timeline. Furthermore, the indie-pop energy matches her youthful lifestyle of attending raves, socialising, and struggling with the “linha lilas lotada” in São Paulo. Overall, the track mirrors her chaotic, emotional, and unapologetically sapphic online presence.
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