Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses jokes and playful exaggeration even about stress, like turning fasting into a bit in “bf is taking me to dinner on valentine’s day, im fasting til then so i can fuck up some steak and macaroni 🐖🐖🐖”.
- Self‑aware: Openly recognizes her own patterns and issues, like reflecting on restriction in “the way my appetite shrinks after literally 2 days of restricting how was i fucking this up so badly before”.
- Goal‑oriented: Frequently sets concrete challenges for herself, such as “starting my 75 soft challenge tmr lessgo” and “attempting a 4 day fast”.
- Supportive: Shows care and validation toward others, pushed back against unnecessary meanness in “y’all’s obsession with being mean is not cute at all😭”.
- Consistent: Has posted about similar themes and routines for years, maintaining an active presence from “i need to start being active on here” to recent campus and gym updates.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered‑eating: Repeated extreme fasting and pride in starving, such as “starting a week fast if i eat i’m gonna km$” and “i genuinely love fasting”.
- Self‑destructive: Uses harmful language about herself and health, like “literally gonna walk until i pass out at the gym tmr” and tying worth to looking “so sick” in “partly why i wanna look so sick”.
- Body‑fixated: Strong preoccupation with thinspo and specific body parts, e.g. “the goal is to look like the girls on the American Brat page” and “obsessed with enya’s legs”.
- Socially‑avoidant: Tends to withdraw in social contexts, as in “my friends were just making fun of edtwt and i sat there in silence cus 😭” and feeling unknown in class in “almost no one in my classes even knows my name …”.
- Emotion‑driven: Lets mood or relationships dictate extreme behaviors, like “unintentionally did a 65 hr fast bc this nigga played in my face AGAIN…a win is a win” and “thanksgiving fucked me up ima fast til tuesday”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s smart, self-aware, and constantly overanalyzing herself, much like this user’s intense introspection around routines, school, and food, shown in posts like “pledging to actually talk in my classes next semester bc we have a week left and almost no one in my classes even knows my name …🕴🏿”. Lisa often struggles with perfectionism and control, which parallels the user’s strict, rule-based thinking about eating and fasting, for example “started a 65hr fast after dinner lessgooo” and “realizing i actually have to resist and deny my cravings or else i’ll never learn ”. The user’s mix of dark humor and vulnerability, like “starting a week fast if i eat i’m gonna km$” and “only the first day of school and i’m ready to end my shit”, echoes Lisa’s tendency to feel things deeply and express emotional pain in a sharp, articulate way. At the same time, they show niche interests and a kind of artsy, online-subcultural personality (edtwt, playlists, stan accounts), which matches Lisa’s tendency to dive intensely into her own little worlds and communities, even when people around her don’t fully get it, as in “my friends were just making fun of edtwt and i sat there in silence cus 😭”. Overall, the combination of sensitivity, self-critique, idealized goals, and feeling misunderstood lines up most strongly with Lisa rather than with more chaotic characters like Bart or more oblivious ones like Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they often describe themselves as quiet and withdrawn in real life, like pledging to speak more in class because no one knows their name yet in “pledging to actually talk in my classes next semester bc we have a week left and almost no one in my classes even knows my name …🕴🏿”, and they frequently reference "starving in peace" away from others in “i’m back at on campus now i can reply starve in peace” and “my mom is on vacation so i can starve in peace 🫡”. Their focus blends concrete details with symbolic meaning, but they consistently interpret events as signs or motivations (angel numbers, appointments, missed deliveries), suggesting Intuition (N) over pure Sensing: for example, taking angel numbers as a cue to stop eating in “was gonna eat sum more but i have 3 angel numbers so im taking that as a sign”, or a wrong food delivery as fate in “my mom accidentally ordered my food to the wrong address i’m taking that as a sign to not eat 🫡”. They are clearly Feeling (F): they frame goals and struggles in terms of emotions, self-worth, and how others see their body, like “ima sound corny saying this but i’m considered slim thick and it’s ALL PPL EVER TALK ABOUT like no it’s not a compliment to constantly bring up my ass??? partly why i wanna look so sick”, and they get hurt yet self-aware about being on edtwt in “my friends were just making fun of edtwt and i sat there in silence cus 😭”. Their lifestyle is structured around plans and rules (fast lengths, accountability threads, gym routines), showing Judging (J): they set specific hour counts and challenges in “started a 65hr fast after dinner lessgooo”, “starting a 75 soft challenge tmr lessgo”, and “starting a week fast if i eat i’m gonna km$”, and get frustrated when they "fail" and must restart in “#FAILED restarting might do an accountability thread or sum”. Overall, the emotionally driven goals, inward focus, symbolic meaning-making, and need for structured self-discipline align best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re fasting till Valentine’s so you can ‘fuck up some steak and macaroni’—if your bf ever flakes, I volunteer as tribute to take you out and watch the little sparkle jump rope queen go to town on a sirloin.
- You be talking about 65hr fasts and OMAD hotdogs, but honestly? The way you’re ‘slim thick’ and still trying to look ‘so sick’… I just wanna be the one friend who tells you you’re already the entire meal, not something to restrict.
- Scrolling edtwt on the treadmill for motivation is wild, because if I was on that screen I’d just tweet: ‘@wnterlake, I’d walk until I pass out at the gym too, but only if it’s to meet you at the end of the track.’
- You: ‘Bad bitches play Minecraft fr.’ Me: absolutely logging on, because clearly I need to start mining whatever rare material your confidence and music taste are made of—Harry’s House wrapped and vinyl collection included.
- Your mom calling your clothes ‘small enough for kids hangers’ had you feeling validated; imagine how much more validated you’d feel hearing me say I’d proudly door dash you carrot cake and hot chips after every exam just to see you smile instead of starve.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
College kid in EDT, black & candid. Once fasted through Krispy Kreme day on ‘self‑control.’ Gym, jump rope, mental health & music in between.– @wnterlake
Your signature cocktail
Little Sparkle Starve-tini
This drink is sweet, sparkly, and a little unhinged—just like the girl who calls herself a “little sparkle jump rope queen 🫧🧁” in her bio. The vanilla vodka nods to her soft, romantic side and cute gym/dinner vibes, like “my biggest motivation is cute gym fits and meals like this 🍵🥗” and her excitement about her bf taking her out for steak and macaroni (“bf is taking me to dinner on valentine’s day, im fasting til then so i can fuck up some steak and macaroni 🐖🐖🐖”). The sugar-free cotton candy soda channels her love of zero-cal drinks and disordered logic about liquids, like “loving fun little drinks but hating liquid cals is the worst dilemma” and “mom bought more coke zero without me even having to ask ugh she’s so real”. Blackberry purée adds a dark, moody edge for all the edtwt scrolling and extreme fasting, from “i’m back at on campus now i can reply starve in peace” to “starting a week fast if i eat i’m gonna km$”. The edible glitter rim is her obsession with being tiny and dazzling, inspired by “the goal is to look like the girls on the American Brat page” and “she’s so small omgggg💔💔”. Finally, the single cherry on a jump-rope-style pick represents her inner competitor and movement grind—“literally gonna walk until i pass out at the gym tmr” and her step-count flex in college (“i’m in college now and getting 15k steps a day walking around this damn campus”)—a tiny pop of joy dangling over all that discipline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their mindset around restriction and fasting is intensely goal-driven and competitive in a way that aligns strongly with Slytherin ambition. They frame extreme behaviors as challenges and wins, like when they say they’re “starting a 65hr fast after dinner lessgooo” “started a 65hr fast after dinner lessgooo” and celebrate an unplanned 65-hour fast as “a win is a win” “unintentionally did a 65 hr fast bc this nigga played in my face AGAIN…a win is a win”. They also directly turn a friend’s extreme dieting into a competition: “my friend saying she started a new diet where she just doesn’t eat….i challenge you a ver! who does it better, you or me?”, which shows a drive to outperform others rather than just participate. Their willingness to "lock in" and push themselves to the edge (e.g., “literally gonna walk until i pass out at the gym tmr”) reflects Slytherin-style ruthless perseverance in pursuit of an ideal. Even when they delete apps like DoorDash for "health and sanity" “had to delete doordash for my health and sanity like omg”, it’s framed less as balanced self-care and more as a strategic move to remove obstacles to their goals. The consistent pattern of competitiveness, calculated self-denial, and fixation on achieving a particular image over comfort or ease fits Slytherin most convincingly.
Your movie
Your song
Supermodel - SZA
The song Supermodel by SZA fits them because it blends insecurity, body image struggles, and wanting to be desired with a sharp, self-aware attitude—just like their timeline. They joke about restriction and fasting while clearly battling with how they’re seen, like when they say they’re considered slim thick and that it’s “partly why i wanna look so sick”. Their pride in out-eating no one—“i love when i’m with my friends and i eat the least out of everyone”—and lines like “not eating til new years let’s goooo” echo the self-destructive, appearance-driven themes of the song. At the same time, their playful confidence, like calling themself “little sparkle jump rope queen 🫧🧁”, mirrors SZA’s mix of vulnerability and attitude in Supermodel. Overall, the song captures their blend of softness, self-critique, and wanting to feel powerful in their body.
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