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Your Simpsons character
The account reads like a chronically online, chaotic adult who constantly swings between self-deprecation, impulsive coping mechanisms, and oddly wholesome moments, which aligns most with Homer Simpson. Like Homer obsessing over bowling or beer, this user is fixated on League and ranked grind, from “ok fr im grinding ranked this season no more being a stupid bronze chud.” to the meltdown “I HATE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS IM SO SHIT.” and the eventual triumph “IVE DONE IT NO MORE BRONZE.”. The dramatic, often darkly comic self-talk — “i gotta kill myself im a failure.” and “i’m not getting out of bronze my life is over.” — mirrors Homer’s over-the-top despair that’s more theatrical than truly nihilistic. Their attitude toward relationships and situationships, like “i think WE have enough time in the year left for one more life threatening situationship.” and “2026 WE are getting cheated on.”, fits Homer’s messy, insecure, but ultimately romantic chaos. Even their mix of vices — “i’m thankful for league, women, alcohol, toes, and cigarettes.” — and occasional soft spots like their cat in “my cat turns 5 today everyone say happy birthday to chibi.” reflect Homer’s blend of degeneracy and genuine affection.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: despite going to LANs and raves, they frame everything from an internal, slightly detached POV and joke about avoiding people, e.g. “if any mutuals going to LAN see me there, do NOT come up to me i will act like i don’t know you” and “i only exist online.”. Their humor and interests show Intuition over concrete Sensing: they gravitate toward fiction, symbolism, and dramatic hypotheticals like “one must imagine woar happy.”, calling a webtoon “one of the greatest pieces of fiction i’ve ever read.”, and exaggerations like “2026 WE are getting cheated on.”. They read as Feeling: their posts are driven by emotion, relationships, and self-worth (often in a darkly comic way), e.g. “i gotta kill myself im a failure.”, “having a terrible shift at work and ivy texts me some bullshit my life sucks so much.”, and “when she sends me a video of her cheating on me but she’s still wearing the promise ring i got her❤️.”. Their lifestyle and tweeting pattern signal Perceiving: they keep saying they’ll grind ranked but do it in bursts, asking spontaneously “anyone on league.”, “does anyone wanna q ranked in a little.”, and fantasizing about quitting work to “just perma play league.” rather than showing structured planning. The combination of introspective, emotionally intense, self-deprecating humor; attachment to fiction and aesthetics; and loose, spur-of-the-moment behavior fits INFP best among the MBTI types.

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League climber who finally escaped bronze, part‑time rave critic. Once got great‑walled by ABGs and still queued ranked after. Opinions are my own.– @Woar

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The soju + cheap lager core is for the rave-going, Korea-missing gamer who tweets things like “i miss you korea.” and “had a dream i was back in korea and the first thing i did was buy cigs.”. An espresso shot captures their cracked late-night ranked grind energy from posts like “ok fr im grinding ranked this season no more being a stupid bronze chud.” and “i will get out of bronze.”. Lychee liqueur adds a deceptively sweet layer for the hopeless romantic chaos of lines like “2026 WE are getting cheated on.” and “i think WE have enough time in the year left for one more life threatening situationship.”. Smoked salt bitters represent the burnt, salty coping of “I HATE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS IM SO SHIT.” and “i gotta kill myself im a failure.” (said with that darkly comedic gamer despair). Finally, the chili-sugar lime wedge is a spicy, sweet garnish for the unhinged toe-and-flirt timeline of “fuck the mistletoe show me your TOES.” and the petty rave jealousy in “i had 7 couples minimum all around me forming a circle i’m gonna kill myself.”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline radiates restless ambition and a desire to climb, especially around League: they go from self‑describing as a “stupid bronze chud” in “ok fr im grinding ranked this season no more being a stupid bronze chud.” to the triumphant “IVE DONE IT NO MORE BRONZE.”, and earlier declare with certainty “i will get out of bronze.”. This isn’t framed as casual fun but as a core worth issue: failure leads to dramatically phrased self‑loathing like “i gotta kill myself im a failure.”, which fits Slytherin’s intense, status‑sensitive drive more than Hufflepuff steadiness. They are also unapologetically self‑protective and image‑conscious, telling mutuals “if any mutuals going to LAN see me there, do NOT come up to me i will act like i don’t know you.”, a very Slytherin boundary around persona and vulnerability. Their humor revolves around messy relationships, jealousy, and manipulation—““ men used to go to war” im getting manipulated by a viet woman that raves this IS war.” and “just fuck my girl too why don't u just dick her down bro i don't care just sleepcall her bro just e sleep with my girl.”—which suggests a preoccupation with power dynamics and emotional games, another Slytherin hallmark. While they show flashes of community (constantly asking “anyone on league.”), the dominant throughline is ambition mixed with self‑preservation and a dark, cutting wit, aligning them most strongly with Slytherin.

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A song about numbing yourself with distractions and self-destructive habits fits them well, given how often they lean on games, alcohol, and chaotic relationships as coping mechanisms. They joke about being stuck and miserable in ranked like “i’m not getting out of bronze my life is over.” and “ok fr im grinding ranked this season no more being a stupid bronze chud.”, mirroring the song’s theme of chasing short-term highs instead of real change. Their darker, self-deprecating humor in tweets like “i gotta kill myself im a failure.” and “i only exist online.” matches the song’s candid admission of unhealthy coping. The way they talk about women and situationships—“i think WE have enough time in the year left for one more life threatening situationship.” and “2026 WE are getting cheated on.”—also reflects the song’s cycle of messy romance and emotional avoidance. Even their partying and drinking posts like “5th bottle.” and “nah i’m never drinking again.” echo the track’s core idea of staying high to keep the demons down.

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