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Your Simpsons character
Johnnie resonates with Barney Gumble from The Simpsons, sharing a similar blend of sports enthusiasm, occasional health issues, and a somewhat cynical outlook. Barney's love for Duff beer mirrors Johnnie's affection for gambling and sports, as seen in 'Idk if I could pick between the juul cart or gambling I just love them all so much'. Both characters often find themselves in unfortunate or humorous situations, and Johnnie's health concerns ('Maybe I have pancreatitis like Josh') echo Barney's often self-inflicted health problems. Both also have an opinion on everything, and are not afraid to share it.

Your MBTI personality Type
Johnnie seems to embody ESTP: extraverted, sensing, thinking, perceiving. His extraversion is evident in his public sharing of thoughts and opinions on Twitter, engaging with sports and gambling events. His sensing side focuses on the present and immediate experiences, such as live sports games and betting outcomes. His thinking preference leads him to make quick, logical decisions, especially in gambling. Perceiving allows him to be adaptable and spontaneous, reacting to events as they unfold. His tweets like '7/7 this is a bit ridiculous' and 'Shoot Minnesota shoot the puck' exemplify these traits.

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Sports fanatic, gambling addict, and occasional conspiracy theorist. Always chasing the next win (or trying to break even). Don't ask about my crypto. Also, I'm still trying to figure out who's using my number at Bartaco.– @WockWalk

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The 'Red Card' cocktail represents Johnnie's fiery personality and love for sports, particularly soccer. Tequila provides a strong kick, reflecting his intense emotions during games. Blood orange juice adds a vibrant color and citrusy flavor, mirroring his enthusiasm. Grenadine gives it a red hue, symbolizing the dramatic and often frustrating moments in sports, like 'Straight red is crazy'. Lime juice balances the sweetness with a tart edge, representing his sarcastic wit. The chili lime rim adds a spicy finish, capturing his bold and sometimes controversial opinions.

Your Hogwarts House
Johnnie would likely be sorted into Slytherin. His ambition and willingness to do whatever it takes to win, even if it means bending the rules, align with Slytherin's values. His conspiratorial thinking, as seen in 'It’s the Jews they all pulling out together were cooked we’re not in the inner Jew circle #Crypto', suggests a distrust of outsiders and a focus on his own group. Additionally, his sharp, sarcastic wit and occasional ruthlessness in his opinions, like 'Vlahovic is terrible', fit the Slytherin profile. While he might not be overtly power-hungry, his drive to succeed and his cynical worldview make Slytherin a fitting house.

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The song 'Loser' by Beck reflects Johnnie's self-deprecating humor and occasional sense of defeat, particularly in relation to his gambling losses and crypto investments. The lyrics capture a feeling of being an outsider and not quite fitting in, which resonates with his conspiratorial thinking and frustration with financial setbacks. The song's upbeat tempo and ironic tone mirror his ability to joke about his misfortunes, as seen in tweets like 'Cryptos cooked should’ve just stayed on fidelity Donald dump scammed me outta all my coin he said we would be booming we are dooming'. It's a fitting anthem for his chaotic and often unlucky experiences.

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