Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Historical Knowledge: She shares detailed niche facts, such as the death toll of the Wilhelm Gustloff compared to other maritime disasters.
- Educational Approach: She encourages followers to study complex history, specifically recommending the book “Crimes Unspoken” regarding wartime violence.
- Nuanced Perspective: She argues against binary moral systems, noting that “a perpetrator can become a victim” in the context of war.
- Humorous Delivery: She uses wit to make history accessible, joking about an “Anti Tank Donkey” as a primitive Wunderwaffe.
- Transparency: She is honest about her amateur status and ideological stance, explicitly stating in her bio “not a professional” and disavowing Nazi ideology.
Weaknesses:
- Inappropriate Romanticization: She frequently sexualizes historical military figures, using phrases like “Sexy Staffel” to describe the SS.
- Provocative Language: She uses shock value to address critics, such as claiming she “would want to” fuck Nazis if they weren't dead.
- Tone Deafness: She applies flippant modern slang to war criminals, calling Joachim Peiper an “angry toddler”.
- Obsessive Content Spaming: She admits to repetitive posting of the same figures, noting she is “not done spamming Josias photos”.
- Defensive Attitude: She reacts strongly to platform moderation or criticism, questioning “who reported me?” when facing posting restrictions.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, @woethedefeated is a self-proclaimed “Nice Historian Lady” who values academic nuance, often encouraging followers to “please read about it” through specific book recommendations. She shares Lisa’s intellectual frustration with a binary world, arguing that “perpetrator can become a victim as a victim can become a perpetrator” and challenging historical biases regarding the “British past” or American history. Despite her serious focus on WW1 and WW2, she possesses a quirky, youthful side, joke-identifying as a “12 years old” and finding humor in the absurd. Ultimately, her dedication to niche scientific facts, such as the “German Antarctic Expedition 1938/39”, mirrors Lisa's own passion for deep-diving into complex, often overlooked subjects.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
@woethedefeated demonstrates Introversion through her focus on niche, solitary research and her self-identification as a “fangirl from the future” who hyperfixates on historical figures. Her Intuition is evident in her ability to find symbolic or humorous meanings in old photographs, such as comparing a soldier to an “angry toddler” or imagining a “wizard” in an SS uniform. The Feeling preference shines through her highly emotional and aesthetic engagement with history, often using terms like “bae” and expressing “wet dreams about Stalin” to subvert traditional political categories. Finally, her Perceiving nature shows in her spontaneous, “spamming” posting style and her admission that she is “not a professional”, preferring to follow her whims rather than a rigid historical structure.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the German Antarctic Expedition of 1938? Because you’ve completely conquered my heart and I’m ready to document every detail of our adventure together.
- I promise I’m a much better cook than the boys at tea time, but I’d still let you call me 'Papa Hausser' if it gets me a smile like Hermann Weiser’s.
- Are you a training U-boat in the winter? Because even with a bow cap on, you’ve managed to break right through the ice around my heart.
- I heard you’re looking for 'pretty boys of the SS' to decorate your living room—while I might not be Sylvester Stadler, I do come alcohol-free and I’m much better at cuddling than an angry toddler like Peiper.
- Forget the Reichsbahn calendar; you’re the only historical figure I need a 365-day view of, and I promise I won't make you hide behind people like Konstantin Krefft.
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Historical researcher exploring the niche corners of naval & polar history. From U-boat legends to Antarctic expeditions, I share the human side of the archives.– @woethedefeated
Your signature cocktail
The Sexy Staffel Spritz
This drink captures the 'Nice Historian Lady' who stays up late doing “More Papa Hausser spam”. It’s a bold, experimental mix that asks, “Are we sure SS was supposed to mean Schutzstaffel and not Sexy Staffel?” because the aesthetic is always 'pretty boys' and “White Boy Winter”. Served chilled over ice as cold as a “trainings U boat”, it’s for anyone who loves a man in “appropriate working clothes” and historical deep-dives.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Woe demonstrates a strong Ravenclaw orientation through her deep intellectual curiosity and dedication to historical research, particularly regarding maritime history and polar expeditions. She showcases an analytical mind when she encourages others to “read about it” and consult academic literature, while also providing complex, non-binary perspectives on historical trauma. Her love of learning is evident in her frequent sharing of obscure data, such as the “11,600 aerial photographs” from Antarctic missions or the “3D Plates from the scientific publication” of 1938. This desire to archive and educate, paired with her self-identification as a “Historian Lady”, aligns perfectly with the house of wit and wisdom.
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Your song
History Has Its Eyes on You - Christopher Jackson & Hamilton Original Broadway Cast
This song perfectly captures Woe's identity as a self-described “Nice Historian Lady” who spends her time meticulously documenting the lives of “pretty boys of the SS” and early 20th-century explorers. While she acknowledges the gravity of the past, she often views it through a personal, fan-like lens, joking that “the Nazis I want to fuck are all dead already”. The song’s theme of how we interpret historical figures mirrors her hobby of humanizing these men, whether she is analyzing a “30+” year old's chest or hunting for “5 milliseconds of bae” in archival footage. Ultimately, her feed is a constant dialogue with the past, reminding her followers that “the world isn't a binary system” and that history is as much about the individuals as it is the events.
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