WokeHivemindOff
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Child-safety-focused: Frequently calls out alleged child predators and emphasizes protecting minors, e.g. describing themselves as a âchild safety agentâ and posting reporting links in tweets like âYOU ARE SAYING THIS SHIT TO A MINOR FUCK OFF YOU PEDOPHILEâŚâ and âhas now installed child safety protection linksâŚâ.
- Community-oriented: Celebrates follower milestones and invites others into their community, such as âWe locked tf in today thank you for 2700 đĽšâ, âYay 2500â, and promoting their Discord in âwe now have a full set of child safety links in our discord server join up twinsâ.
- Anti-bigotry-stance: Speaks out against racism, nazism, and zionism, e.g. calling out police brutality and nazis in tweets like âwalks like a nazi dresses like a nazi acts like a naziâŚâ and condemning racism in âthis is the reason why that one black cosplayer killed ther self⌠racism need to endâ.
- Political-engagement: Actively engages with political issues (Palestine, Trump, Nick Fuentes, Israel government), e.g. âreal jews dont suport israel goverment⌠FREE PALASTINE 60k dead children is a horide numberâ and âif it sounds like a rapist acts like a rapists⌠Trump is bothâ.
- Health-awareness: Shows concern for followersâ wellbeing beyond politics, e.g. âFUCK CANCER rember if yoy are ever concerned about cancer get a check up we want yall to live a healthy life ill be posting a reminder every dayâ.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile-language: Uses aggressive insults and wishes harm, such as ânot okay! fuck you die!â and all-caps attacks like âSHUT THE FUCK UP YES THEY CAN YOU LIL DUMBASSâ.
- Frequent-defamation: Very often labels others as âpedoâ or âpedophileâ without nuanced explanation, e.g. âYou're a pedophile. There are no bigger vultures than people like you.â, âAND YOUR A PEDOâ, and â@PikkyVT is a pedo btwâ.
- Inconsistent-context: Admits acting on incomplete information, which undercuts credibility, e.g. âOK I DIDNT KNOW THEY APOLOGIZED SOMEONE ASKED ME TO CALL THEM OUT I DONT KNOW THE FULL CONTEXT!!!â.
- Graphic-hostility: Uses extreme or disturbing comparisons that can be offensive or trivialize suffering, such as âbeen in a sealed room with asmond gold is like a modern day gas chamberâ.
- Sexual-inappropriateness: Mixes sexualized posts with mentions that the account is run by minors, raising boundary concerns, e.g. flirtatious or sexual jokes like â>///> daddy pagohletsâ and âSTOP EDGEING ME mhhggmm~â alongside âwere a acount ran by minors btwâ.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The account most closely matches Lisa Simpson, who is intensely moral, political, and outspoken from a young age. Like Lisa, this user is very focused on justice and child protection, repeatedly calling out alleged abusers and emphasizing safety, as in âwe protect kids unlike some of yall iut hereâ and âi do actual child safety 48 arrest im not downplaying shit dumbassâ. Their strong anti-fascist and proâPalestine stance mirrors Lisaâs consistent opposition to oppression and war, for example âfk nazis fk zinoizst⌠FREE PALASTINE 60k dead children is a horide numberâ and âreal jews dont suport israel goverment⌠real jews want palastine to be freeâ. The user also mixes earnest activism with emotionally charged, sometimes abrasive language, similar to Lisaâs passionate outbursts when she feels others are being cruel or unjust, such as âSHUT THE FUCK UP YES THEY CAN YOU LIL DUMBASS⌠racism need to endâ. Finally, their identity as a politically engaged, justiceâoriented minor who reads social issues in almost everything lines up much more with Lisaâs character than with Homer, Bart, or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFJ
They show strong Extroversion (E): the account is highly outwardâfocused, constantly interacting, rallying others, and celebrating follower milestones like âWe locked tf in today thank you for 2700 đĽšâ and âYay 2500â, as well as making playful public calls such as âladys ladys calm down thers enough woke for you all đźđźđźđźâ. Their focus is clearly Intuitive (N): they talk in big-picture moral and political termsâe.g., calling out systemic issues like âpolice brutalityâ and broad ethical stances such as âreal jews want palastine to be free⌠real jews like me are disgusted at israel goverment for killing over 60k kidsâârather than sensory detail or dayâtoâday practicalities. Their decision-making is heavily Feeling (F) oriented, driven by moral outrage and protection of victims: they frame issues around harm and care, like âwe protect kids unlike some of yall iut hereâ and emotionally charged condemnations such as âSHUT THE FUCK UP YES THEY CAN YOU LIL DUMBASS⌠racism need to endâ. At the same time, their tone is blunt and confrontational, but the underlying justification is about values (safety, antiâracism, antiâpedophilia), not detached logicâseen in tweets like âlolicons are all fucking pedos idc yall are sick in the headâ. Finally, they lean Judging (J): they present clear moral rules (e.g., âanyone who likes ur post is a pedophile defenderâ), talk about structured safety systems like âwe now have a full set of child safety links in our discord serverâ, and see themselves as organized activists with roles and âdelegates,â such as âdelegate 12 the WokeHivemindOff child safety agent hereâ. Altogether, the outspoken activism, valueâdriven moral leadership, and structured organizing around causes fit ENFJâthe archetypal passionate, communityâoriented organizer who rallies others around ethical principles.
Some pickup lines for you
- So⌠if Stewie âbecame a hivemind of wokeâ and youâre the Woke Hivemind, does that mean if we date I get honorary membership in the Stewie Cinematic Universe too, or do I have to pass a child safety quiz first?
- You said âwe will infect you with wokeâ â I already followed, checked your blocklists, and reported a pedo, does that mean Iâm in remission or do I need a prescription-strength dose of your DMs?
- You flex â48 arrestsâ and a whole arsenal of child safety links â Iâm not asking you to cuff a pedo this time, Iâm just wondering if youâd ever use those handcuffs on a certified non-creep like me.
- You celebrated 2500, 2600, 2700 followers like milestones â how many followers do you need before we celebrate a new goal called âtaking this woke hivemind crusader out for coffeeâ?
- You called being locked in a room with Asmongold a âmodern day gas chamberâ â as a Jewish, anti-nazi, pro-Palestine delegate of the Woke Hivemind, may I humbly offer an alternative sentence: being locked in a cafĂŠ with me, arguing about lolis and liberation for three hours straight.
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Your new Twitter bio
Teen-run hive vs. bigotry & predators. Child safety links, receipts, and way too much caffeine. Once reported gore from a bus stop. Still shaking.â @WokeHivemindOff
Your signature cocktail
The Woke Hivemind Molotov
Overproof spiced rum with chili represents their explosive, confrontational energy when calling people out as âpedosâ and ânazis,â like in âand punching pedos is coolerâ and âwalks like a nazi dresses like a nazi acts like a naziâ. Electric blue curaçao nods to their loud, online hyper-presence and celebratory milestones such as âWe locked tf in today thank you for 2700 đĽšâ. Cloudy green apple soda is a playful reference to their bio love of âgreen applesâ and the fact that the account is âran by minors,â as mentioned in âwere a acount ran by minors btwâ, keeping the drink sweet and fizzy rather than purely harsh. The dash of bitters reflects their anger at injustice in posts like âFREE PALASTINE 60k dead children is a horide numberâ and âFUCK CANCER rember if yoy are ever concerned about cancer get a check upâ, while smoked salt stands for the gritty, burnt-out edge of someone who has â48 arrest im not downplaying shit dumbassâ in âi do actual child safety 48 arrestâ. The result is a strong, chaotic, neonâbright, slightly bitter but still sweet cocktail that hits as hard and fast as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
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Your movie
Your song
This Is America - Childish Gambino
A fitting song for @WokeHivemindOff is This Is America because their feed constantly mixes political rage, social critique, and internet chaos in the same way the song juxtaposes dark topics with memeable energy. They call out police and state violence, e.g. labeling a situation as âpolice brutalityâ and saying âfk nazis fk zinoizst⌠FREE PALASTINE 60k dead children is a horide numberâ, mirroring the songâs focus on systemic brutality and racism. Their timeline is full of anti-pedophile crusading like âwe protect kids unlike some of yall iut hereâ and âi do actual child safety 48 arrestâ, reflecting the songâs theme of trying to survive and resist in a violent, predatory culture. They also balance serious activism with chaotic, meme-y or unhinged posts such as âLMAO I LAUGHED AT THIS SHIT FOR A SOLID 5 MINSâ and âladys ladys calm down thers enough woke for you all đźđźđźđźâ, which matches the trackâs blend of catchy surface and grim subject matter. Overall, their mix of righteous anger, online absurdity, and focus on American-style culture wars makes This Is America the best thematic fit.
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