Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses exaggerated jokes and absurdity for laughs, like the parody line “'Are the dishes washed?' My mother asked 'Alex Hirsch!' I responded”.
- Media‑savvy: Shows broad knowledge of games, anime, and TV (e.g. Arknights Endfield, Daredevil, Outlast, Invincible), such as “Arknights endfield is just a colonizer simulator and I am enjoying every second of it.”.
- Politically‑aware: Engages with issues like immigration and Israel, as in “All my favorite content creators are openly anti ICE and anti Israel. You love to see it.”.
- Affectionate: Expresses warmth and attachment toward friends/‘kids’/‘daughters’, like “3 pumpkins tall I'm crying look at my daughter” and “HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY FATASS DAUGHTER!!!”.
- Protective: Draws clear lines about age gaps and boundaries, e.g. “you're absolutely a pedophile if you older and going for someone who's freshly 18”.
Weaknesses:
- Offensive‑humor: Relies on slurs and edgy jokes that can harm groups, like the tweet about the “jew mobile” shown in “Showed this to my mom she fuckin goes 'they added the fuckin' jew mobile'”.
- Sexual‑explicitness: Frequently uses graphic sexual language, e.g. “I'm inserting myself into the Endmin meaning my penis going in her butthole”.
- Aggressive‑insults: Often attacks others with harsh name‑calling, such as “EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT MR. POOPY BUTTHOLE OVER HERE” and “Yo go in the comments... more full of LITTLE BITCHES”.
- Self‑destructive‑jokes: Makes violent or disturbing self‑imagery jokes, like “I like chipping off bits of my teeth and loading the pieces into a sawed off shotgun”.
- Impulsive‑posting: Tweets extremely frequently with unfiltered thoughts that risk backlash, reflected in the bio “I tweet a LOT and say a lot of weird shit” and seen across rapid posts like “No one will see this cause it's after midnight and I'm shadow banned…”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
A classic match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly interact with others, reference multiple mutuals and content creators, and openly perform for an audience. For instance, they joke about their social reach in “I keep forgetting I have Evil F. Skeleton as a mutual and also like 3 accounts with over a million followers 😭”, and frequently address moots directly, like “THEY'RE BEING MEAN TO ME IN THE REPLIES”. Their style is clearly Intuition (N) over Sensing: they riff on ideas, patterns, and media meta-commentary rather than concrete step‑by‑step details, e.g. “Arknights Endfield is a game about playing a gender fluid cancer rock helping their adopted daughter colonize the land to create factories for stock market manipulation” and broader social takes like “I think most fallout on prime fans ship Ghoulcy because they don't like the concept of Black people”. They favor Feeling (F): many tweets are driven by values, identity politics, and emotional reactions, such as “All my favorite content creators are openly anti ICE and anti Israel. You love to see it.” and moral stances like “Dapped up my mother she agreed that you're absolutely a pedophile if you older and going for someone who's freshly 18”, even if expressed in a blunt, joking way. Finally, they show strong Perceiving (P) traits: they admit disorganization and going with the flow, like “I spent all of yesterday thinking it was Tuesday” and “I have no fucking clue what I'm doing in Endfield but the lizard lady got a nice rack so I stay playing”; their feed is impulsive, chaotic, and playful rather than structured or planned. Altogether, their highly social, idea-driven, value‑expressive, and spontaneous style best matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Arknights Endfield is a colonizer simulator and you’re enjoying every second—how about you colonize my heart next? I promise the only resource you’ll be mining is quality time.
- You keep talking about Endfield’s gender-fluid cancer rock and your ‘daughter’ that’s three pumpkins tall—if we link up, I’m fully prepared to be the confused side character who falls hopelessly in love with the protagonist (you).
- You’ll fb as long as I’m not short or posting porn—good news: I’m tall enough to reach the Originium power lines and the only thing I’m posting is my application to be your favorite mutual.
- You said you stayed in Endfield just because the lizard lady has a nice rack; I respect that level of honesty. Let me be the IRL version: maybe not a lizard, but I can definitely be the one you stay for.
- You roast people’s game libraries, rant about 95% hit chances missing, and still find time to sketch different styles—your standards are high, but if dating you is an XCOM shot, I’m still pressing confirm even at 5% hit chance.
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Your new Twitter bio
18 • cis male • gacha, comics & FPS enjoyer. Once spent an entire day thinking it was Tuesday and still cleared the Endfield tutorial. Art alt: @Wokelander_alt4– @Wokelander_alt3
Your signature cocktail
The Evil Bisexual Endfield
This drink is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged—just like Mina’s timeline—built strong with spiced dark rum for all the unfiltered yelling and horny jokes, like “I'm inserting myself into the Endmin meaning my penis going in her butthole”. Hibiscus liqueur and mango-pineapple juice give it a bright, sweet-tart vibe that nods to the colorful, high-energy gacha and anime chatter, from “Arknights Endfield is a game about playing a gender fluid cancer rock helping their adopted daughter colonize the land” to “I FINALLY HAVE A DAUGHTER THAT ISN'T UNDER 5 FEET”. The Hennessy float is a direct wink at the chaos gremlin lore of “The evil blue haired bisexual slipped right under your noses and poured Hennessy into the supply 👀”. A dash of chili bitters brings the sting for all the sharp, petty callouts like “Notice how much swag my profile has unlike yours” and “Not a SINGLE good game in this moids lineup”. Overall, it’s sweet but dangerous, politically spiky yet playful, mirroring takes like “All my favorite content creators are openly anti ICE and anti Israel. You love to see it.” while still feeling like something you’d sip while grinding Endfield factories and yelling into the void.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows a very Slytherin mix of ambition, edge, and calculated self‑presentation. They brag about social clout and rare connections, noting they “have Evil F. Skeleton as a mutual and also like 3 accounts with over a million followers” “I keep forgetting I have Evil F. Skeleton as a mutual and also like 3 accounts with over a million followers 😭”, which reflects status‑consciousness and pride in networking. They’re aggressively protective of their principles in a strategic way—calling out predatory age gaps with, “you’re absolutely a pedophile if you older and going for someone who’s freshly 18” “Dapped up my mother she agreed that you're absolutely a pedophile if you older and going for someone who's freshly 18”—and they clearly enjoy confrontational rhetoric and stirring the pot, as seen in lines like “Yo go in the comments of that video I never seen a comment section more full of LITTLE BITCHES” “Yo go in the comments of that video I never seen a comment section more full of LITTLE BITCHES”. Their humor is often ruthless and weaponized, e.g., mocking others’ game libraries and status: “Not a SINGLE good game in this moids lineup” “Not a SINGLE good game in this moids lineup” and “Notice how much swag my profile has unlike yours” “Notice how much swag my profile has unlike yours”, which shows a competitive, dominance-oriented mindset. Even their sexual bravado and manipulative jokes—“I'll get you nice and pregnant later today, though 👀. But you like BBC too much. Bye bye.” “Sorry, buddy, seems like you really want my BBC. You can't have it. I'll get you nice and pregnant later today, though 👀. But you like BBC too much. Bye bye.”—fit Slytherin’s mix of charm, audacity, and boundary‑pushing. While they do have flashes of loyalty to friends and creators, the dominant thread is ambitious, status-aware, confrontational, and sharp-edged, which aligns most closely with Slytherin.
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Your song
Yonkers - Tyler, The Creator
A well-suited song is Yonkers by Tyler, The Creator, because it matches their chaotic, irreverent humor and willingness to say outrageous things online. They constantly mix shock value with jokes, like when they say "Little blonde girl I need you to do me a favor tell your brother I need him rearranging my guts okay?" and "I'm inserting myself into the Endmin meaning my penis going in her butthole". Tyler’s early persona in Yonkers is that of a loud, confrontational, weird teenager, which mirrors tweets like "I tweet a LOT and say a lot of weird shit please mind yourself." in their bio and the way they gleefully antagonize people: "Yo go in the comments of that video I never seen a comment section more full of LITTLE BITCHES". The song’s mix of edginess, dark comedy, and self-aware absurdity fits their style of joking about politics, sexuality, and fandom—e.g. "All my favorite content creators are openly anti ICE and anti Israel. You love to see it." and "Undertale fans remind me of conservative gacha fans with the way they don't like headcanons". Like Yonkers, their timeline feels like a rapid-fire stream of intrusive thoughts, provocation, and humor that doesn’t care who gets offended.
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