Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty: Shows sarcasm and humor, e.g., 'people are strange, I am stranger' and 'this shit fucking sucks'.
- Philosophically-informed: Cites philosophers and ideologies, such as 'My religion: Capital My ideology: Kierkegaardian Jihad' and 'From Kierkegaard to Letov: the Vindication of Chud Weltanschauungen'.
- Visual: Relies on images in every post, using pictures to convey memes and commentary.
- Culturally-literate: References varied cultural topics, from Noam Chomsky and Yegor Letov to Zootopia and Esperanto subtitles.
- Bold: Makes unapologetically controversial statements, like 'Start Killing Everyone #StartKillingEveryone' and praying for Houthis to 'sweep these rabid dogs into the ocean'.
Weaknesses:
- Extremist: Uses violent rhetoric and extremist content, e.g., advocating 'Start Killing Everyone' and praising Neo Cheka torture programmes.
- Incoherent: Posts often lack clear context, such as 'absolutely ridiculous [2 pictures]' and 'the groypermobile' without explanation.
- Offensive: Employs hateful language toward groups, for example 'All Pigs Must Die' and 'HRT that makes you a chud'.
- Meme-reliant: Overrelies on memes and images, with many tweets reduced to a picture and a short caption.
- Trolling: Frequently provokes with absurd or inflammatory statements, like quoting 'Start Killing Everyone' and mocking ideologies.
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
The user’s self‑described 'My religion: Capital My ideology: Kierkegaardian Jihad' and frequent references to high‑brow philosophers (e.g., 'From Kierkegaard to Letov: the Vindication of Chud Weltanschauungen') mirror Sideshow Bob’s elitist, intellectual villainy. Their violent, revenge‑driven rhetoric such as 'Start Killing Everyone #StartKillingEveryone' and 'I am praying that the houthis sweep these rabid dogs into the ocean to be done with forever' parallels Bob’s obsessive desire to murder Bart and his extreme plotting. The user’s constant use of obscure meme culture and sub‑cultural tags like 'groypers', 'chud', and 'the groypermobile' reflects Bob’s pretentious, cult‑like self‑image and his habit of quoting lofty cultural references while dismissing the masses. Finally, the blend of cynicism ('All Pigs Must Die') and a polished, theatrical presentation of extremist ideas matches Sideshow Bob’s polished villainous persona, who always delivers his threats with a theatrical smile.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
The user actively engages with the community, posting things like 'everyone say thanks elijah #ThanksElijah' and frequently quoting other users, showing an extroverted communication style. Their focus on abstract philosophical themes, such as 'My religion: Capital My ideology: Kierkegaardian Jihad' and 'From Kierkegaard to Letov: the Vindication of Chud Weltanschauungen', indicates a preference for intuition over concrete details. Their sharp, analytical tone in tweets like 'you have all lost your fucking minds' and 'Foucault’s intro to Anti Oedipus is so corny' reflects a Thinking decision-making approach. Finally, the spontaneous, unstructured posting pattern—evident in 'i do this on every account ive had since i first logged onto twitter and its still as fun as the first time i did it' and 'Start Killing Everyone #StartKillingEveryone'—suggests a Perceiving lifestyle.
Some pickup lines for you
- My religion may be Capital, but your presence feels like a Kierkegaardian Jihad—an existential uprising that makes my heart invest in you.
- If we were a revolutionary trio—Marx, Houthi, and Moldbug—our love would be the only thing they'd never confiscate.
- I'd watch The Chekist with Esperanto subtitles just to decode the secret messages you send to my heart.
- Your Kochevnik kit may be a bullpup, but it just turned my love life into a compact, unstoppable firepower.
- If Zootopia is Nietzschean propaganda, then you must be the sly fox that stole my heart’s prey.
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Philosophy junkie, meme curator, and cultural commentator. Fun fact: 8th-grade me watched my crush get snatched by Noam Chomsky.– @WokeLeviathan
Your signature cocktail
Kierkegaardian Jihad
The drink, named "Kierkegaardian Jihad," mirrors the user’s self‑described creed: "My religion: Capital My ideology: Kierkegaardian Jihad". It blends bourbon for the "capital" fire, absinthe for existential absurdity, black coffee liqueur for the deep, dark contemplation of Kierkegaard and Foucault, and chili‑infused vodka to echo the fiery "Houthi" and "Juche as self‑help" vibes. A dash of smoked paprika bitters adds the brutal edge of the tweet "All Pigs Must Die". The cocktail also nods to the cultural mash‑up in the tweet "From Kierkegaard to Letov: the Vindication of Chud Weltanschauungen" with its smoky, nihilistic finish. Finally, a tiny flag‑shaped orange peel garnish references the "Popular Front for the Liberation of the Occupied Arabian Gulf" tweet, completing the chaotic, anti‑establishment vibe.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user often displays a ruthless drive for influence and power, a hallmark of Slytherin ambition. In tweets like My religion: Capital My ideology: Kierkegaardian Jihad and Start Killing Everyone #StartKillingEveryone they showcase a willingness to pursue extreme goals without regard for conventional morality. Their frequent references to controversial political figures and calls for violent action, such as I am praying that the houthis sweep these rabid dogs into the ocean, demonstrate cunning and a desire to dominate ideological battles. While they quote philosophers, the purpose is to weaponize ideas rather than seek pure knowledge, aligning more with Slytherin’s resourcefulness than Ravenclaw’s wisdom. Overall, the combination of strategic provocation, ambition for ideological control, and a pragmatic, often ruthless approach points to Slytherin.
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Revolution - The Beatles
The song 'Revolution' by The Beatles resonates with @WokeLeviathan's persona, which seems to blend a sense of underground rebellion with a critique of societal structures. The tweet 'All Pigs Must Die' reflects a radical sentiment against authority and conventional norms, while phrases like 'Top 3 choices for the Neo Cheka torture programme' showcase a provocative, confrontational stance. Additionally, their engagement with philosophical and political discourse in 'From Kierkegaard to Letov' highlights an ongoing struggle for ideological clarity, akin to the call for change in 'Revolution'. This blend of humor, critique, and a desire for transformation makes 'Revolution' a fitting anthem for them.
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