Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate activist: Defends trans rights and condemns right‑wing scapegoating in tweets like "A message to all trans people currently considering suicide..." and "The entire basis of right wing thought is to blame all the world's problems on anything but the rich".
- Critical thinker: Challenges simplistic explanations, e.g., "A good chunk of the world's problems come from people trying to explain the world in simple terms and insisting that their explanation is the only explanation".
- Intellectually curious: Mentions transhumanism, singularity, AI and experimental health ideas; bio lists "Transhumanist, Singularitist" and tweets reference Methylene Blue, AI slop, and industrial futurism.
- Humorous: Uses absurd analogies and meme style, such as "What if instead of vivziepop it was skibidipop" and repeated "Dude you're not going to believe this" posts.
- Self‑aware: Open about mental health and dissociation, e.g., "Day 1 of dissociation... Day 2556 of dissociation..." and "I have a neurological birth defect that makes me want to give myself a lobotomy with a toothpick".
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive tone: Frequent profanity and slurs, such as "You niggas actually do vocal stims out loud, like retards do?" and repeated use of offensive language.
- Self‑harm ideation: References suicidal thoughts and self‑injury, e.g., wanting to "give myself a lobotomy with a toothpick" and urging trans people not to die.
- Conspiracy thinking: Makes conspiratorial claims about shadow governments and health, like "America is cooked" and urging others to start taking Methylene Blue.
- Overgeneralization: Makes sweeping statements about right‑wing ideology and crime rates, e.g., "The entire basis of right wing thought is to blame all the world's problems on anything but the rich".
- Incoherent expression: Posts nonsensical strings and gibberish, such as "n'michgan'e'alk'rely'ast" and "0, it splurts out a constant stream of profanity, gibberish and random words 24/7".
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
The user’s cynical, ultra‑political worldview and obsession with power mirrors the callous industrialist Mr. Burns. They write, "The entire basis of right wing thought is to blame all the world's problems on anything but the rich 'It's the immigrants not the rich'..." which echoes Burns’ focus on wealth and disregard for ordinary people. Their declaration, "It has been done, but now it is over, it is time to move on to the next stage of the consciousness... turn the ground to concrete, the trees to steel," aligns with Burns’ relentless drive to industrialize and dominate the landscape. The self‑identification as a "Negative Utilitarian, Transhumanist, Singularitist, Industrialist" reflects a ruthless, future‑oriented philosophy similar to Burns’ willingness to sacrifice humanity for profit. Even the dark, manipulative tone in tweets like "A message to all trans people currently considering suicide: They want you to die... you must NOT die" captures the same cold, calculated cruelty that defines Mr. Burns.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
The user consistently uses first‑person reflections and focuses on internal states, such as 'Day 1 of dissociation: Oh this is neat I finally dont feel so shitty all the time Day 2556 of dissociation: hruhrhrhhhhhjjfd loses 30 IQ points' and 'I'm just so tired', indicating introversion. Their tweets are dominated by abstract, future‑oriented ideas – 'Negative Utilitarian, Transhumanist, Singularitist' and 'the next stage of the consciousness and the next epoch of the world, the time when we turn the ground to concrete, the trees to steel' – which points to an intuitive preference. They often employ logical analogies and detached analysis, for example 'Saying 'Trans people have a higher crime rate per cap' is like saying that all people who eat hamburgers with hotdog buns have a higher rate of crime…', showing a Thinking style. The stream‑of‑consciousness, rapid‑fire posting style ('Dude you're not going to believe this', 'VOMIT O METER STATUS: 6.5/10') and lack of evident long‑term planning suggest a Perceiving orientation. Together these traits best fit the INTP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- As a negative-utilitarian singularitist, I'd compress all the world's suffering into a single point - right at the moment I get to see your smile.
- If love were a neuro-enhancement, a dose of you would be the Methylene Blue that lights up my synapses and upgrades my heart.
- Your woke class taught me pronouns, but the only pronoun I need for you is 'mine' - shall we rewrite the syllabus together?
- Let's design a love factory: I'll bring the concrete and steel, you bring the transhumanist vision, and together we'll construct a future that stands forever.
- Your AI slop may be noisy, but the soundtrack of my heart when I think of you is crystal clear - care to co-produce a remix?
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Trans activist, AI tinkerer, futurist. Coffee lover who once taught a robot to flash a pride flag. He/Him 🌈– @wokenwithjp
Your signature cocktail
Singularist Steelstorm
The drink blends the darkness of black vodka with the bright trans‑pride blue of Curaçao, echoing JP’s transhumanist optimism and the line "I'm a transhumanist, singularitist, industrialist" in the bio. Activated charcoal and a shot of espresso add a bitter, negative‑utilitarian edge, mirroring the tweet "I don't care if they're cooked in seed oils... I eat things that taste good and move on with my day god damn it". A copper coil garnish and silver glitter give an industrial, metallic feel, recalling the quote "turn the ground to concrete, the trees to steel". The inclusion of a blue‑tinted note nods to the grandpa’s advice, "Bro my own fucking GRANDPA just came up to me today and told me to start taking Methylene Blue, America is cooked". Together the layers of bitter, sweet, and metallic flavors capture JP’s chaotic, dissociative vibe as described in "Day 1 of dissociation..."
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user’s bio lists ambitions like "Negative Utilitarian, Transhumanist, Singularitist, Industrialist," indicating a strong drive for personal and societal transformation, a hallmark of Slytherin ambition. Their tweet, "It’s time to move on to the next stage of the consciousness… the time when we turn the ground to concrete, the trees to steel," shows a desire to reshape the world according to their vision. They also display a cunning, analytical stance in tweets such as "The entire basis of right wing thought is to blame all the world's problems on anything but the rich," revealing strategic insight. These traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and a willingness to challenge existing structures align most closely with Slytherin values.
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Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
Their bio lists them as a 'Negative Utilitarian, Transhumanist, Singularitist, Industrialist', indicating a disdain for the current system and a desire to tear it down, which aligns with the aggressive anti‑establishment message of 'Killing in the Name'. In tweets they condemn right‑wing scapegoating – 'The entire basis of right wing thought is to blame all the world's problems on anything but the rich' – echoing the song’s protest against oppression and authority. Their angry, defiant language ('I don’t care if it’s real I stick them up my ass anyway', 'I’m just so tired') mirrors the repeated chorus 'Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me'. The industrial, heavy‑metal sound of Rage Against the Machine fits their self‑identification as an 'Industrialist' and their vision of turning 'the ground to concrete, the trees to steel'. The raw, relentless energy of the track also reflects the chaotic, dissociative style of their posts, full of intense captions and confrontational tone.
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