Wolfiepanzer1
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: He builds games and reads for inspiration — 'Currently working on Cybergothica TTRPG' and 'reading Penguin Classic's Lord Dunsany collection for inspiration of my projects' show deliberate creative work.
- Grassroots-active: He participates in local security and community life: 'the local Chabad security group I'm a part of' indicates hands-on involvement beyond online posting.
- Nostalgic Insight: He draws on media history and personal memory for his projects: 'Medal of Honor Front lines for the PS2' and 'I fucking miss MW2 on Xbox 360' show he leverages nostalgia.
- Curious Researcher: He contemplates field research and thematic study: 'Wonder how risky it would be to plan a trip to Louisiana and New Orleans for research purposes for my tabletop RPG?' indicates curiosity-driven planning.
- Direct: He communicates bluntly and unfiltered on topics, as in 'My racism is mid.' and 'May everything the NPR Boomers stand for become Piss and Ash', preferring directness over hedging.
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- Provocative: He often uses inflammatory, mocking language that alienates potential allies, shown in lines like 'Secular Jews in NYC when they vote their own demise' and frequent baiting.
- Unempathetic: Many posts reduce groups to caricatures — for example, 'What's interesting is most of the SNAP chimpout videos I've seen are by obese black women and white crackheads' — which signals low empathetic framing.
- Polarizing: Self-identification as 'American Caesarist' and explicit political stances make him a polarizing figure who narrows audience reach.
- Combative: He frequently engages in online fights and baiting ('Good Job, OP, I've been baited.') which can lead to escalation rather than dialogue.
- Impulsive: Shock-posts and quick mockery like 'LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR' suggest posting for immediate reaction rather than measured debate.
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns is the Simpsons character who best matches Wolfiepanzer's desire for control, disdain for perceived cultural enemies, and pleasure in ordering the world to his taste. Burns' authoritarian, reactive worldview mirrors tweets like 'I wish I controlled the world...' and the repeated calls for stronger security and decisive action. Both relish nostalgia for older orders and have little patience for the culture they see as decadent; Burns' contempt for modern trends pairs with Wolfie's mocking of 'gay flags and female rabbis' and other cultural targets.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
ESTP fits his real-time, action-oriented posting, sensory detail, direct conflict style, and flexible approach. Extravert: he participates in local security and public threads ('the local Chabad security group I'm a part of') and frequently posts for reaction. Sensing: his tweets focus on concrete details (weapons like 'The venerable .38', game mechanics and nostalgia). Thinking: his tone favors blunt critique and instrumental logic over emotional softness ('May everything the NPR Boomers stand for become Piss and Ash'). Perceiving: his feed shows spontaneity and opportunistic engagement ('Help me, I'm trying not to fedpost in light of Charlie Kirk's assassination', 'Good Job, OP, I've been baited.'). Together these elements suggest ESTP's live-in-the-moment, confrontational, pragmatic style.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a loot table? Because every time I roll for charisma I keep getting you as a rare drop.
- If you were a TTRPG class you'd be Bardic Wolf — charming, dangerous, and probably packing a .38 in your backstory.
- Forget New Orleans research — let's run a two-person campaign where you plan security and I build the world, then we call it 'chemistry check: success.'
- Is your name Cybergothica? Because my heart just took a critical hit and I need to spend a hit die on you.
- You design tabletop games and I design contingency plans — call it ecosystem synergy; want to test a co-op mission?
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Your new Twitter bio
TTRPG & indie game maker (Cybergothica) | Bardic Wolf Productions | Tabletop nerd, gothic-horror enthusiast, and gamer since PS2 | Pro-2A, security-minded, research trips to New Orleans | DM for indie pitches– @Wolfiepanzer1
Your signature cocktail
Cybergothica Nightcap
This drink mixes bitter and dark notes to mirror his 'Gothic Horror' interest and late-night game-dev habit: espresso for long design sessions ('Ugh Jury duty... reading Lord Dunsany collection for inspiration'), dark rum and blackberry for gothic sweetness, and smoked salt for the militaristic, smoky panzer vibe. It's a cocktail you sip while mapping a campaign or plotting a research trip to New Orleans — both things present in his tweets.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin fits because of his appetite for control, strategic thinking, and hard-edged ambition. He self-describes strongly authoritarian instincts in his bio as 'American Caesarist' and even tweets 'I wish I controlled the world...', which points to a desire for influence and order. His practical security involvement ('the local Chabad security group I'm a part of') and tactical references to weapons and contingency planning reinforce the Slytherin traits of resourcefulness and self-preservation. He prizes results and hierarchy more than liberal consensus, aligning well with that house's priorities.
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Bodies - Drowning Pool
The user explicitly echoes the chorus with 'LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR', making this track an on-the-nose fit. The song's aggressive, cathartic energy matches his penchant for shock, heavy-metal nostalgia, and high-volume online provocation seen across his posts.
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