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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, cara is a highly passionate, music-obsessed intellectual who feels things deeply, as seen when she claims she'll be “passing away” over a new Adele song. She shares Lisa's feminist leanings, proudly celebrating that her “most streamed song of 2021 was THE MAN #feministqueen”. Her deep appreciation for lyricism and artists like Florence + The Machine mirrors Lisa's artistic soul, especially when she notes that “florence really had her influence” on complex songwriting. Ultimately, her self-aware humor about being “annoying” because of her niche interests perfectly encapsulates the misunderstood, stan-culture version of Lisa Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
Cara demonstrates Extroversion (E) through her high-energy, externally focused enthusiasm for her fandoms, often seeking connection by sharing her intense reactions with the timeline, such as when she was “SCREAMING” or claiming “April 19th is going to be a great day for annoying people (me)”. Her Intuition (N) is evident in how she looks for patterns and symbols in music, noting “the way i literally manifested florida” and obsessing over thematic connections between her favorite artists. She is a clear Feeler (F), as her tweets are driven by deep emotional responses, from “passing away” over a new song to stating “Clean just hits where it hurts”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait shows in her spontaneous, fan-driven lifestyle where she is “tempted to buy tickets to see florence again” on a whim and admits she “really need(s) to sort out my playlists” instead of following a rigid structure.

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Dublin-based music enthusiast and professional manifestation expert. Once converted my mother into an Evermore stan; currently waiting for an Andrew Garfield-shaped gift.– @wonderland1989s

Your signature cocktail
This effervescent cocktail captures Cara’s dual obsession with Taylor Swift and Florence + The Machine, specifically celebrating the moment “my favourite two singers on the planet are releasing a song together”. The Irish whiskey base honors her “Eras Tour Dublin” experience, while the sparkling wine reflects the ethereal energy of Florence Welch, who “really had her influence” on her taste. Though the drink is mostly sweet and festive, the bitters acknowledge the “literal HELL” of manifesting a song and not seeing it live. Best enjoyed while wearing a “Red TV cardigan”, it’s a drink for someone who knows “7 years ago Taylor Swift invented pop music”.

Your Hogwarts House
Cara's personality is anchored by extreme loyalty and a communal spirit, core Hufflepuff traits she displays through her unwavering devotion to her favorite artists. She celebrates the success of others with genuine joy, such as when she noted, “update: panda won and now my life is complete”, and takes pride in sharing her passions with family, like when she “turned my mother into an evermore Stan”. Her patient, almost ritualistic dedication to fandom is evident in how she “literally manifested florida” by attending concerts exactly one year apart. Ultimately, her fierce protectiveness of her idols, threatening to “call my lawyers” if anyone speaks ill of Florence, cements her status as a loyal Hufflepuff who values her chosen community above all else.

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This song is the ultimate representation of Cara's identity as a self-described “tayflorence child”, perfectly bridging her two favorite artists. Before the track was even released, she predicted its personal significance, stating, “florida is going to be my song”. Upon hearing the collaboration, she solidified its status as her top pick, tweeting “top 3: 1. florida!!! (obviously)”. The song's themes of escapism also mirror her bio's sentiment of being “too fast for freedom”.

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