Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate Fan: Shows intense dedication to interests, especially Ordem Paranormal, as seen when they claim to “AMO NERDAR”.
- Community Oriented: Actively engages with friends and mutuals, mentioning specific interactions with “neno” and “nunu” regarding new music.
- Culturally Aware: Stays current with music and gaming trends, even tracking their “2025 most basic wrapped” statistics.
- Expressive Communicator: Uses vivid language and emoticons like (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) to clearly convey their current emotional state.
- Humorous Self-Awareness: Willing to joke about their own habits, such as needing to “rebolar no banheiro do trabalho” to cope with stress.
Weaknesses:
- Low Work Motivation: Expresses strong disdain for employment, stating “eu nao nasci pra isso” regarding returning to work.
- Obsessive Tendencies: Admits to fixating on content to an extreme degree, wishing for a “overdose de yaoi” on AO3.
- Hyperbolic Negativity: Uses aggressive language toward idols for minor reasons, like wanting to “queimar” Shotaro for his laugh.
- Fragile Focus: Easily overwhelmed by new information, describing themselves as “overstimulated” when discovering two new groups at once.
- Escapist Mindset: Frequently prefers fantasy over reality, even wishing they had “nascido como uma lontra” to avoid human life.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Like Bart, @wonnismo possesses a rebellious, anti-work attitude, explicitly stating, “eu nao nasci pra isso eu preciso me demitir pra ter tempo de ler yaoi”. They share Bart’s penchant for chaos and internet subcultures, frequently using irreverent humor like calling a character “SLENDERMAN’S GAY COUSIN” or making crude jokes such as “waiter! waiter! more tonddo dry humping pleeeeeeaseeeeeeeee”. Their dramatic, hyper-fixated energy—seen when screaming “CALAMIDADE PARTE DOIS NINGUEM SABE O QUANTO EU ESPEREI POR ISSO”—mirrors Bart's intense enthusiasm for his own hobbies like The Itchy & Scratchy Show. Ultimately, both are defined by a loud, unapologetic online presence and a refusal to conform to boring adult responsibilities.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
@wonnismo exhibits strong Introversion and Perceiving traits, often preferring solitary escapism like reading fanfiction or gaming, evidenced by their desire to “demitir pra ter tempo de ler yaoi” and their self-description as “psicologicamente doente” rather than seeking broad social expansion. Their Intuition is clear through a focus on fictional tropes, shipping, and abstract connections, such as “having a vision” about their interests or dreaming of “um final alternativo” for a story. The Feeling aspect is dominant, as they process the world through intense emotional reactions, such as their “primeiro choro de 2026” over a K-pop group and choosing a lifestyle of “paz” centered on their personal passions. Their spontaneous nature and lack of rigid structure are highlighted by their “most basic wrapped” and the way they “esqueci que tinha” characters in games they play.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a vision of SHSE on AO3? Because I'm ready to write an alternate ending where we don't just stay enemies to lovers, but stay together forever.
- Forget the 50/50 on Durin, you're the only 5-star pull I need to satisfy my Honkai addiction.
- I may not be Yang Jungwon, but I promise I won't test your patience—just your heart rate.
- Is your name Calamidade? Because my heart just entered Part Two: The Apocalypse the moment I saw you.
- I’m ready to be the Mingyu to your Anton, but I promise there’s nothing performative about how much I want to be your mutual.
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From analyzing NCT Wish choreo to surviving corporate shifts with AO3 tabs open. I specialize in gacha gaming, Ordem Paranormal, and Jungwon updates. ◝(>ᗜ<)◜– @wonnismo
Your signature cocktail
The Yaoicolaco Fizz
This drink is designed for someone who has reached the “conclusao que quero apenas yaoinizar ate a ultima gota do meu cerebro sofrer uma parada yaoinistica e ter um coma yaoicolaco”. It starts with a sweet, sparkling K-pop energy but quickly reveals a chaotic strength, mirroring the frustration of “se arrumando pra ir trabalhar depois de quase duas semanas em casa... eu nao nasci pra isso”. The dark cherry notes reflect an obsession with AO3 fics and the drama of “um final alternativo da fanfic shse enemies to lovers que eu li ontem no ao3”. Finally, the bitter lemon represents the 'infernal' but addictive charm of idols like Shotaro, who is described as “esse shotaro chegou pra infernizar a minha vida... rindo com aquela cara de rato”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Wonnismo exhibits strong Slytherin traits of ambition and self-preservation, explicitly prioritizing their own peace and desires over social expectations. They describe their 2026 goals with intense focus, stating, “eu escolho a paz Obrigado”, and show a cunning resourcefulness in how they manage work-life balance by admitting “ja foi rebolar no banheiro do trabalho entao so te resta ter uma overdose de yaoi no ao3”. Their loyalty is gatekept and exclusive, lamenting the difficulty of finding new mutuals because “todo mundo gosta dos mesmos favs que eu isso e um problema serio”. Ultimately, their declaration that they “preciso me demitir pra ter tempo de ler yaoi” reflects a classic Slytherin's willingness to reject traditional systems to achieve their personal version of 'the good life.'
Your movie
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Idol - YOASOBI
This song perfectly captures the high-energy, obsessive nature of a dedicated fan living a double life between the mundane world and their online fandom. The user balances the struggle of a real-world job with an intense fixation on idols and fictional ships, specifically mentioning, “to me arrumando pra ir trabalhar... eu preciso me demitir pra ter tempo de ler yaoi e postar merda sobre o jungwon”. Their timeline is a frantic blend of extreme emotional highs and 'performative' fandom culture, as seen when they call themselves a “#performative final boss”. Like the song's themes of adoration and the 'perfect' idol facade, the user admits to being “psicologicamente doente” regarding their interests, showcasing a life dictated by the aesthetics and narratives of their favorite stars.
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