Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Niche Expertise: Dedicated curator of obscure fighting game lore, specifically acting as a “Shadaloo Dolls Archivist.”
- Creative Spirit: Engages in artistic hobbies outside of social media, such as “painting a dragon” instead of writing.
- Multilingual Engagement: Actively interacts with diverse communities, noting they have “ended up on Korean and Chinese twitter.”
- Humorous Authenticity: Shares unpolished, relatable life moments, like “waking my sister up” with a loud noise on Christmas.
- Self-Awareness: Acknowledges their own social habits, promising they “do something other than retweet.”
Weaknesses:
- Low Engagement: Frustrated by a lack of interaction, feeling as though they are “constantly talking to a brick wall.”
- Social Awkwardness: Admits to being “A Bit Awkward” in their bio and warns followers about “any bullshit” on their timeline.
- Platform Cynicism: Expresses strong disdain for social media, “hoping they ban twitter” because of user behavior.
- Over-Activity Issues: Repeatedly triggers spam filters, having “gotten limited 5 times” for liking too many tweets.
- Procrastination Tendencies: Admits to avoiding their responsibilities, stating they are “supposed to be writing” but doing other things.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Woodhauzer embodies the niche, obsessive fandom and sarcastic wit of Jeff Albertson, better known as Comic Book Guy. As a self-described “Street Fighter Nerd” and “Shadaloo Dolls Archivist,” they display a deep-seated commitment to obscure pop culture lore. Their online persona often adopts a cynical, gatekeeping tone, such as when they claim “People on Pinterest know nothing and hate everything” or mock others for being “stupid.” This mix of high-brow references, like A Love Supreme, and low-brow humor—notably “Farted so loud I woke my sister up”—perfectly captures the spirit of The Simpsons’ ultimate cynical enthusiast.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Woodhauzer exhibits Introversion (I) through their self-description as “A Bit Awkward” and their frustration with social media engagement, feeling like they are “constantly talking to a brick wall.” Their Intuition (N) is highlighted by abstract humor and personal interpretations, such as viewing a poem about the “Destruction of Sennacherib” as being about shaving. As a Feeling (F) type, they prioritize personal values and passions over cold logic, explicitly stating “The F in Psi is for phenomenal” while expressing strong emotional reactions to music and art. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait is evident in their spontaneous lifestyle, admitted through the tweet: “I'm supposed to be writing but I'm out here painting a dragon ⁉️”
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an unorganized file? Because even without a sophisticated search filter, you're the only 'result' I'm looking for.
- Forget the Year of Yang—how about we make 2026 the Year of Us? I promise I'm a much better prize than a 2-for-1 box of Celebrations.
- I'd join Shadaloo any day if it meant I could be part of your personal archives.
- Is your name Yumeko Jabami? Because being on my timeline feels like a high-stakes gamble I’m definitely winning.
- I’m not a Street Fighter nerd, but I’d still travel all the way to Japan just to make sure you’re not 'talking to a brick wall' anymore.
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Your new Twitter bio
SFIII Yang main & Shadaloo Doll archivist. Once woke my sister up with a fart on Christmas morning. Professional dragon painter and filter search enthusiast.– @Woodhauzer
Your signature cocktail
The Shadaloo Shadow-Boxer
This experimental cocktail packs a punch fit for a “Street Fighter Nerd” and is served with a “Box of celebrations” chocolate on the side for that budget-friendly festive flair. The drink’s base is high-energy and slightly chaotic, reflecting someone who might randomly be “painting a dragon” instead of working. The bitter notes represent their attitude toward X users who they “lowkey hoping they ban” for being stupid, while the heavy carbonation is a cheeky nod to having “Farted so loud I woke my sister up.” It's a bold, slightly awkward mix that perfectly captures the life of a “Shadaloo Dolls Archivist.”
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Woodhauzer demonstrates a clear Ravenclaw affinity through their deep niche interests and creative pursuits, explicitly identifying as a “Shadaloo Dolls Archivist” and a “Street Fighter Nerd.” Their wit and analytical nature shine when they offer a “personal interpretation of the Destruction of Sennacherib” or utilize advanced “filter:replies” search commands to navigate social media. Even when procrastinating, they prioritize artistic creation, noting they are “supposed to be writing but I'm out here painting a dragon ⁉️”. This combination of intellectual curiosity, archival tendencies, and a self-described “Bit Awkward” personality aligns perfectly with the eccentric brilliance of a Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Indestructible - Exile
As the theme song for Street Fighter IV, this track perfectly captures Woodhauzer’s identity as a self-described “Street Fighter Nerd” and “Shadaloo Dolls Archivist.” The song’s high-energy focus on battle and resilience aligns with their competitive spirit, seen when they celebrate a victory by declaring “I won, here's to the Year Of Yang” after a match. Despite their self-deprecating claim of being “A Bit Awkward”, the lyrics' emphasis on unbreakable bonds mirrors their dedication to the FGC and their niche interests. Their frequent deep-dives into series lore and “personal interpretation” of media show a passion that is truly indestructible.
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