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Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak is a perpetually down‑beat, angry bartender who often vents his frustration with life, similar to the user’s frequent expressions of hopelessness and rage. The tweet "I am going to go inactive for some time I am really just depressed" mirrors Moe’s bouts of depression and isolation. Their self‑destructive outbursts like "I hate evryi3ne" and "Kill yourself" reflect Moe’s cynical humor. The complaint "American culture is exploiting employers and not increasing minimum wages..." echoes Moe’s bitter commentary on the town’s unfairness. Finally, the chaotic style of the tweets and the constant pop‑culture references are reminiscent of the noisy bar atmosphere where Moe drowns his misery.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user constantly engages with others, posting frequent updates and reacting to other tweets, which shows extraversion (e.g., 'Galladay is ruined [picture] [quoted tweet]' and 'I'm playing wuwa fuck it [picture] [quoted tweet]'). Their focus on concrete, sensory details such as food calories, weight, and physical sensations ('white peopel cucu,ber rice combo for 120 kcal', 'I lostweight but they do I look worse and fatter') indicates a sensing preference. The language is driven by strong emotions and personal values rather than logical analysis ('I hate evryi3ne', 'If you're a religious person and refuse to draw gay people you should also not draw NSFW, hope that helps❤️'), suggesting feeling. Finally, the chaotic, spontaneous posting style with frequent topic changes and indecisiveness ('Im thinking of opening kofi or patron which one is better', 'I'm going to go inactive for some time I am really just depressed') points to a perceiving approach. Together these traits align best with ESFP.

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Future RN, K-pop enthusiast, occasional doodler. I once tried to bake a cake and ended up with a science experiment. 🌱– @woodslingerie

Your signature cocktail
The Chaotic Catharsis is a swirling mix of soju, absinthe, blood‑orange juice, chocolate liqueur and a dash of hot sauce, mirroring the user's blend of K‑pop obsession, dark humor and volatile emotions. The sharp bite of absinthe captures the frantic anger in tweets like "I hate evryi3ne" and "I am mad until a package arrives". The sweet chocolate liqueur softens the bitterness, echoing moments of fleeting joy such as "I PASSED MY FIRST PAPER FOR NURSING I HAVE 4 MORE WOOOOOHOOOO". The blood‑orange adds a burst of dramatic color, reflecting the dramatic flair of posts like "STRANGERS THINGS IS NOT REAL ITS PROPAGANDA". Finally, the hot sauce kick mirrors the self‑destructive flare in "I'm having a mental breakdown over someone raising their voice at me I hope everyone I hate is getting nuked and hanged".

Your Hogwarts House
The account shows strong ambition and a focus on personal achievement, such as celebrating passing a nursing paper – "I PASSED MY FIRST PAPER FOR NURSING I HAVE 4 MORE WOOOOHOO" – and planning to monetize their content, "I'm thinking of opening kofi or patron which one is better". They also display a cunning, confrontational attitude toward societal issues, calling out exploitation in "American culture is exploiting employers and not increasing minimum wages" and denouncing domestic slavery of househelps. This combination of self‑driven goals and a willingness to challenge authority aligns with Slytherin’s values of ambition, resourcefulness, and boldness.

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The user's tweets repeatedly express self‑hatred, isolation and feeling like an outcast, mirroring the central theme of Radiohead’s “Creep” – “I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo.” For example they write “I hate evryi3ne” and “I am going to go inactive for some time I am really just depressed,” showing a deep sense of alienation. Their frequent outbursts such as “I HATE THIS SHIT” and “Kill yourself” echo the song’s raw, anguished tone. The user also describes themselves as “a useless chud” and feeling “useless,” which aligns with the lyric “What do I … have to be …?” The overall mood of despair and self‑criticism fits the melancholic, self‑deprecating vibe of “Creep.”

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