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Lisa Simpson is the most fitting match because she is an intelligent, hyper‑focused, often socially‑awkward kid who struggles with anxiety and feeling different, much like the user who says 'I’m autistic and chronically ill' and 'I love and hate being autistic because it can make me learn the little things about a character I love/got hyperfocused on'. She frequently seeks connection, saying 'Making new friends makes me so giddy… forget being suicidal when I can just say hi to random people', mirroring Lisa’s yearning for acceptance in school. The user’s intense artistic drive, evident in 'I need more oomfs before Vol 2 comes out' and 'I draw a lot', echoes Lisa’s passion for music and art. Both experience bouts of depressive thoughts, as shown by tweets like 'Would anyone care if I disappeared' and Lisa’s moments of isolation in several episodes. Lastly, Lisa’s resilience in the face of chronic challenges parallels the user’s perseverance despite chronic illness, as they write 'I’m fine now, just had an episode…'.

Your MBTI personality Type
William’s tweets reveal a strong inward focus: he writes “I love talking to myself so much guys I love it totally” and rarely shares outward‑looking observations, indicating Introversion. He repeatedly emphasizes concrete details, e.g., “I love and hate being autistic because it can make me learn the little things about a character I love/got hyperfocused on,” showing a preference for Sensing over abstract speculation. His language is driven by emotion and personal values – statements like “I’m so sick I actually just want to die” and “I love and hate being autistic” – which aligns with Feeling rather than logical analysis. Finally, his posting pattern is spontaneous and flexible, as seen in “I need more oomfs before Vol 2 comes out” and “I promise to post something happy soon,” reflecting a Perceiving lifestyle. Together these traits point to an ISFP personality.

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Artist, autistic & chronic-illness survivor. Stranger Things fan who once turned a surprise scale into a doodle. Asexual, He/it. #WillByers.– @woofeoof_2

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The base of the cocktail is dark rum, a deep, brooding spirit that mirrors William’s recurring battles with chronic pain and suicidal thoughts, as he writes "I'm so sick I actually just want to die ... kill me please". A splash of St. Germain elderflower liqueur adds a delicate floral note, reflecting his autistic hyper‑focus on tiny details and his love‑hate relationship with his mind, echoed in "I love and hate being autistic because it can make me learn the little things about a character I love/got hyper‑focused on". Fresh blood‑orange juice brings a bright, citrusy burst of creative energy and the "oomf" excitement for the upcoming Vol 2, captured in "I need more oomfs before Vol 2 comes out". Topped with ginger beer, the drink’s fizz represents his restless, giddy attempts to make new friends, as he says "Making new friends makes me so giddy, like wdym people care about me enough to just say hi heheheh". A drizzle of honey finishes the cocktail with a touch of sweetness and hope, mirroring the support he receives from followers, "Thank you Anon 🫂🫂… Hyperfixations keep me alive so I guess it's gonna get better".

Your Hogwarts House
William’s tweets reveal a strong drive for knowledge, detail‑oriented analysis and creative expression, all hallmarks of Ravenclaw. He writes, “I love and hate being autistic because it can make me learn the little things about a character I love/got hyperfocused on,” showing a love of learning and attention to nuance. He frequently mentions his art and hyperfixations, e.g., “I draw a lot and rant sometimes but I'm cool I promise” and “My English teacher likes Stranger Things—how long do you think he'll let me info‑dump to him about it?” which illustrate intellectual curiosity. Even his self‑reflection on style changes – “I think I had a brain aneurysm because why did my style suddenly change so much” – demonstrates a keen analytical mind. These traits align most closely with Ravenclaw’s values of wisdom, curiosity and creativity.

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The song "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails (famously covered by Johnny Cash) captures the intense pain, self‑harm thoughts, and yearning for relief that dominate @woofeoof_2’s timeline. Their tweet "I’m so sick I actually just want to die… Kill me please" mirrors the lyric "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel." Repeated mentions of chronic pain, panic attacks, and feeling broken ("I keep hearing dogs fighting and keep having panic attacks", "My pains high, I’m tired… I keep almost vomiting") echo the song’s raw confession of physical and emotional hurt. The line "What have I become?" reflects their struggle with identity as an autistic, chronically ill artist. The song’s haunting tone matches the user’s mixture of dark moments and fleeting glimpses of hope ("You're still strong", "Thank you Anon").

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