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Your Simpsons character
They line up closest with Bart Simpson: irreverent, horny-jokey, and permanently online with a chaotic sense of humor. Their timeline is full of unserious, dramatic exaggerations like “if its a theatre release im gonna shoot myself im not paying for a third time” and irreverent bits such as “new account rules ... hyena = 𝒅𝒎 𝒎𝒆...”, which fit Bart’s prankish, edgy style. They’re also self-aware about being messy and terminally online, joking about their TL being wild (“tfw your tl on main is more freaky than your alt”) and their scrolling habits around others (“I feel bad for the girl who has to sit next to me and has the misfortune of seeing me scroll through twitter”), echoing Bart’s shamelessness. At the same time, they show genuine affection for friends and sonas, like “posting this here cuz who car me n pookie” and celebrating art and refs, mirroring Bart’s softer side toward people he cares about. The mix of horny jokes, fandom obsession, and gleeful troublemaking makes Bart the best match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I) more than Extrovert: they joke about “lurking” in their bio and often talk like someone watching from the sidelines rather than actively socializing, e.g. “waiting for my brother to pick me up from the theatre #bfdia23 was kinda mid /j” and “i need some peace and quiet [picture]”, which suggests needing downtime. Their humor and interests show Intuition (N): they’re drawn to fandoms, symbolism, and niche references (BFDI, Odd Eye Circle, Fortnite furry skins), as in “is this an odd eye circle reference” and “every time someone forgets about rufus or dolph when it comes to fortnite furry skins I lose a year of my life span”, focusing on ideas and fictional worlds more than concrete, real‑life details. Their conflict tweets clearly show Feeling (F): they frame issues in moral and emotional terms, e.g. “you do not deserve a second chance. you have said way too many things… you need to leave the internet and change yourself” and “interesting how you speak about how a non black person saying the n word erases the history of the word but you're doing the exact same for the f slur”, prioritizing values and fairness over detached logic, even if the tone is blunt. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving (P) rather than Judging: they joke about lacking structure and planning, like “when you're turning 18 soon and still got no job”, impulsive decisions such as “fastest purchase of my life [picture]”, and casually redoing their profile on a whim in “redoing my profile in 2 days cuz of bday who car”. Taken together—quietly online, fandom/idea‑driven, strongly value‑oriented, and spontaneous rather than structured—they most closely match INFP.

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18 • artist & furry yeen • part-time theatre critic, full-time Dolph + BFDI enjoyer • someone once printed my art for their wall and I haven’t recovered– @wooftoof

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with silver tequila and a spicy chili-lime rim, a nod to their Mexican flag in the bio and chaotic, unfiltered posting energy like “I LOVE FAT BITCHESSS”. Prickly pear soda or juice adds a bright, fruity sweetness that fits their playful, affectionate vibe, seen when they celebrate sonas and refs like “main sona ref sheet done we rejoice 🥹”. A splash of blue curaçao gives it a surreal, cartoony color that matches their love for animated/character media and furry skins, such as “it actually pains me how little people care about dolph from fortnite”. The dash of coffee liqueur is the slightly dark, bitter undercurrent that represents their rants and callouts like “you do not deserve a second chance… you need to leave the internet”, hinting there’s more bite under the jokes. It’s served over crushed ice with a gummy wolf/fox garnish, a wink to their fixation on specific wolves and furries like “I'm pretty sure everyone I've ever met will now think of me every time someone mentions puss in boots due to my insane obsession over that damn wolf”, making this a sweet-but-feral, bright-but-bitter highball that feels exactly like scrolling their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong tendency to loudly call people out and stand up for what they think is right, even when it’s confrontational, which is very Gryffindor: for example, they condemn someone’s behavior directly in “you do not deserve a second chance. you have said way too many things and have been generously given too many chances by everyone around you. you need to leave the internet and change yourself because it really is that damn phone”. They also dive right into online fights and ratios without fear of backlash, as seen in “someone got mad they got ratioed” and “you’re proving my point”, which reflects impulsive, bold engagement rather than cautious self-preservation. Their humor leans into reckless or extreme statements like “if its a theatre release im gonna shoot myself im not paying for a third time” and over-the-top pledges such as “I pledge allegiance to the trade of the United Chops of America… Unfloppable, with gooning and Dubai chocolate for all.”, suggesting dramatic flair and a taste for theatrics. They are also protective of their interests and communities, passionately defending things like underappreciated characters in “it actually pains me how little people care about dolph from fortnite” and frustrated when favorites are forgotten in “every time someone forgets about rufus or dolph when it comes to fortnite furry skins I lose a year of my life span”. While they have creativity and humor, their defining vibe is bold, outspoken, and willing to jump into the fray, which aligns most strongly with Gryffindor rather than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the quieter loyalty of Hufflepuff.

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Animal by Neon Trees fits them because it’s loud, playful, and a little unhinged in the best way, just like their timeline. Their bio calling themselves a “🇲🇽 yeen” and location “rubs belly” plus thirsty posts like “I LOVE FAT BITCHESSS” and “belly,,m.🤤🤤” match the song’s feral, flirty energy. They live in fandom chaos—from BFDI/TPOT tweets like “guess who just saw #Tpot20” and “I was in fact not prepared #tpot19” to obsessing over Fortnite furries like “it actually pains me how little people care about dolph from fortnite”—mirroring the song’s hyper, addictive vibe. They also lean into chaotic humor and a bit of oversharing, like “i used to have this pomni plush that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of” and “watching zzz po rn”, which fits the song’s “can’t help myself, I’m an animal” theme. Even their playful “rules” tweet, “straight = BLOCKED … hyena = 𝒅𝒎 𝒎𝒆...”, reinforces that mix of attitude, desire, and humor that Animal captures so well.

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