workercommie
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Critical Thinking: Questions ethics of extreme body modification and jury sequestration in multiple tweets.
- Data Engagement: Shares French living‑condition data and links to academic articles on labor curves.
- Interdisciplinary Interest: References economics, philosophy, medical sociology, law, and genetics across tweets.
- Political Awareness: Comments on US politics, trans rights, and global events like Gaza and Rohingya.
- Humor: Uses memes and sarcastic captions such as "God why are men so hot".
Weaknesses:
- Provocative Language: Uses incendiary phrases like "sucking on capitalist dick" and "government bureaucrats are actual demons".
- Factually Inaccurate: Makes unsupported claims, e.g., "Doctors and nurses are overpaid" without evidence.
- Inconsistent Sourcing: Provides links to PDFs or articles but often lacks context or verification.
- Redundant Content: Repeats identical tweets such as "Lots of really smart people are really dumb" twice.
- Polarizing Rhetoric: Frames groups as oppressors, e.g., "Demokkkrats just voted to further oppress trans people".
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is the Simpsons' outspoken progressive who constantly challenges authority, just like @workercommie's anti‑capitalist rants such as "government bureaucrats are actual demons" and "Doctors and nurses are overpaid." She also shares scholarly sources, mirroring Lisa’s habit of citing research, for example "Do labour supply and demand curves exist? [link]" and "All the people claiming biological sex is a natural kind… [link]." Her focus on social justice issues – "Totally open borders is the only ethical policy" and criticism of "sex positivity" – aligns with Lisa’s activism for equality and human rights. The user’s tendency to blend pop‑culture memes with serious critique (e.g., "The gynecomastia discourse…") reflects Lisa’s mix of nerdy pop‑culture knowledge and earnest political commentary. Overall, the combination of intellectual activism, anti‑establishment sentiment, and frequent academic references makes Lisa Simpson the closest match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
INTJ – The user shows introverted tendencies by posting long, self‑directed analyses rather than direct dialogue, e.g., "The combination of some data and an aching desire for an answer does not ensure that a reasonable answer can be extracted from a given body of data." Their focus on abstract patterns and big‑picture ideas, such as "How is jury sequestration ethical" and linking to academic papers, reflects a dominant intuition (N). The frequent logical critiques, like "Andrew Gelman is super annoying, he never looks at the numbers himself," demonstrate a Thinking (T) preference. Their systematic sharing of links, PDFs, and structured arguments (e.g., "Do labour supply and demand curves exist?" and the Reclaim the Records court decision) shows a Judging (J) orientation toward order and closure. These combined traits point to an INTJ personality.
Some pickup lines for you
- If open borders are the only ethical policy, then let’s tear down any walls between us and let our hearts roam freely.
- I’ve been pondering the ethics of jury sequestration, but the only sequestration I’m craving is a night locked in with you.
- Your tweet about Sigrid’s song infecting your brain made me want to catch that melody—mind if I become your new earworm?
- As an economist, I’d say the supply of your charm far exceeds the demand—let’s find the equilibrium where we both get a date.
- I might call critical realism the dumbest philosophy, but I’m absolutely certain that getting your consent to spend time together would be the most rational move.
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Left‑leaning data nerd & cultural critic. 🌍 Open‑border advocate. 🎶 Obsessed with weird songs. Once got blocked by a senator for a meme.– @workercommie
Your signature cocktail
Borderless Dissent
The smoky mezcal captures the user’s anti‑capitalist rage, echoing the tweet "government bureaucrats are actual demons" and the line about "capitalist dick". Absinthe adds a chaotic, hallucinogenic edge that mirrors the user’s love of bizarre online takes, like "I fear this song has infected my brain" and "the oppression Olympics never end with queer people tf". Fresh blood‑orange juice provides a bitter‑sweet punch that reflects the user’s political fervor, especially the call "Totally open borders is the only ethical policy". A shot of espresso and a dash of Angostura bitters give the drink an intellectual jolt, nodding to the many academic references such as "How far does consent go? Can you consent to being murdered? Can you consent to subordination?" and "Critical realism is the dumbest philosophy I've ever heard of in my life".
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user frequently cites academic sources, for example 'Do labour supply and demand curves exist? [link]' and 'All the people claiming biological sex is a natural kind across species have yet to grapple with this paper', showing a strong love of learning. They also critique philosophical ideas, calling 'Critical realism is the dumbest philosophy I've ever heard of in my life', reflecting a sharp, analytical mind. Their timeline is filled with references to legal decisions, economic theory, and sociological analysis, indicating a priority on knowledge over bravery or ambition. These traits align best with Ravenclaw, the house that values wisdom, wit, and a thirst for knowledge.
Your movie
Your song
The Internationale - Eugène Pottier (lyrics) / Pierre De Geyter (music)
Workercommie's bio and tweets show a strong self-identification as a "workercommie" and an anti‑capitalist stance, e.g., "Totally open borders is the only ethical policy" and "Doctors and nurses are overpaid", as well as calls against oppression like "Fascism is legitimately mainstream I fear" and "government bureaucrats are actual demons". The classic socialist anthem "The Internationale" directly addresses these themes, urging workers to "Arise, you workers from your slumber" and to "break the chains of oppression"—mirroring their repeated demands for worker solidarity and anti‑fascist sentiment. Their interest in labor economics is evident in tweets such as "Do labour supply and demand curves exist?" which aligns with the song’s focus on labor struggle. The line "The Internationale shall be the human race's battle‑cry" resonates with their frustration over "the oppression Olympics" and their desire for a unified front against capitalist and bureaucratic demons. Finally, the anthem’s historical association with communist movements matches their self‑description "workercommie" and their admiration for figures like Mary Shoiket, a "consistent opponent of war".
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