Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares pain and vulnerability, like feeling deeply unwell and overwhelmed in tweets such as “eu acho que eu nunca me senti tão mal quanto nesse dia 1” and “me bateu uma depressão profunda do nada to morrendo”.
- Humoristic: Uses irony and jokes even in discomfort, like “meu pai ouvindo island in the sun DO NADA… '🧍🏻♂️eu amo essa música' e fui embora de novo” and the playful “block + ratio + i'm in your walls”.
- Self-aware: Shows insight into mental state and patterns, e.g. “eu sou doente há tantos anos… eu simplesmente não sei o que é ser uma pessoa normal” and recognizing isolation tendencies in “tem tendencia ao isolamento e queria ficar sozinha… mas eles vao vir te ver”.
- Loyal friend: Values relationships and feels hurt when excluded, like “uaau incrível imaginar que meus supostos amigos… criar um grupo de zap secreto sem mim” and disappointment with a friend in “a garota falava que eu era a unica amiga… mas apagou meu contato”.
- Culturally engaged: Shows wide interests in music, anime and media, quoting Green Day in “DO YOU HAVE THE TIME TO LISTEN TO ME WHINE…”, Lana Del Rey in “say yes to heaven”, and multiple Jujutsu Kaisen references like “itafushi”.
Weaknesses:
- Chronic self-loathing: Frequently describes self as worthless or broken, e.g. “eu sou doente há tantos anos… eu simplesmente não sei o que é ser uma pessoa normal” and “queria me apagar da mente de 90% das pessoas”.
- Intense reactivity: Reacts very strongly to interpersonal conflict, with long angry threads like “escrota do caralho e desocupada aindw por cima…” and “mina esquisita do caralho… ta na hora de virar gente”.
- Despairing thinking: Uses language suggesting hopelessness and not wanting to continue, e.g. “eu acho que não vou sobrevuver nem ao primeiro dia do ano”, “OBSERVE as i kill myself...”, and “me bateu uma depressão profunda do nada to morrendo”.
- Family resentment: Carries heavy anger toward family, especially religious context, like “enquanto eu não sair dessa casa eu não vou melhorar” and “se eu tivesse nascido num lar de pessoas livres… eu seria alguém digno”.
- Boundary difficulty: Struggles to detach emotionally from hurtful people, evident in detailed rants about ex-friends and online rivals such as “a filha da putw me bloqueia e fica vendo minhas coisqs…” and feeling devastated by being excluded in “supostos amigos… grupo de zap secreto sem mim”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is the best match because she’s intensely introspective, smart, and emotionally overwhelmed by a family and environment that often don’t understand her. This user talks about religious pressure and wishing for a freer, more fun family, like Lisa feeling trapped in a rigid, conservative town: “se eu tivesse nascido num lar de pessoas livres… eu seria alguém digno” and “enquanto eu não sair dessa casa eu não vou melhorar”. They express chronic sadness and anxiety similar to Lisa’s depressive episodes: “esse aperto e angústia no peito nunca vão embora realmente” and “eu sou doente há tantos anos… eu simplesmente não sei o que é ser uma pessoa normal”. Like Lisa, they’re artistic and very online/nerdy, obsessing over music, anime, and pop culture: “aposto que ninguém mais desenha escutando a trilha sonora de meu malvado favorito” and “minha red flag é ser hiper fã do smashing pumpkins”. They also swing between righteous anger and wanting to be kind and understood, venting about unfair treatment from friends and family while clearly craving genuine connection: “a ideia de ser odiada me desespera porque eu tenho plena consciência de que não fiz nada além de tentar cuidar de mim”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean strongly introvert: they describe isolating and withdrawing even from friends, like when they say they’re missing their friends but still want to be alone and feel like trash while dreading them visiting (“quando voce ta morrendo de saudwde fos seus amigos mas tem tendencia ao isolamento e queria ficar sozinha amanha porque tw se sentindo um lixo mas eles vao vir te ver e voce ta meio desesperada”), and they talk about leaving a party to cry where nobody sees them (“literally no one ever saw me cry until i left the party the other night”). Their interests and language are very imaginative and symbolic (anime characters, lyrics, spiritual/metaphysical imagery like being a “living aspect of the infinite” in “cause im the serpent im the flame the mortal world is scared to say my name i am so SPOOKY i'm the shit i am a living aspect of the infinite so scheme all you want mister tv head man i'm nearly a god who are you just a DEAD MAN. wow... suuuper scary...”), which fits Intuition more than concrete Sensing. They process conflict and life mainly in emotional/moral terms rather than logic, especially when venting about feeling uncared for or devalued by family and friends, e.g. “imagina você ser criança e ouvir seus pais te dizerem que eles se importam com a igreja mais do que tudo e você vem em segundo lugar sei la meio paia” and “a ideia de ser odiada me desespera porque eu tenho plena consciência de que não fiz nada além de tentar cuidar de mim”, which points to Feeling. Their life seems more reactive and emotionally-driven than structured, with lots of spur‑of‑the‑moment venting about pain, depression, and interpersonal drama (e.g. “me bateu uma depressão profunda do nada to morrendo” and “tá doendo muito, muito mesmo, tô com vontade de chorar e gritar faz horas mas eu tô paralisada”), showing a flexible, unplanned Perceiving style rather than a controlled Judging approach. Taken together—intense inner emotional life, idealistic and symbolic language, social withdrawal mixed with deep feelings about relationships—INFP fits them more closely than other types.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if you’re the serpent and the flame and ‘nearly a god’ like you said on 01/18, does that mean if I date you I automatically level up from dead man to demigod, or do I have to pass some spooky boss battle first?
- You tweeting Green Day lyrics on 01/06 and Alice in Chains / Green Day shirts on 01/10 makes me think… can I be the idiot who listens to you whine about nothing and everything all at once while we share a band tee and complain about life together?
- You said on 01/10 that even something grand can’t make you happy and all you want is to sleep for days; I can’t fix everything, but I can bring you movie soundtracks, Despicable Me OST, and a quiet space where you’re allowed to just exist and be cared for.
- You, smoking in Paraty (12/30), screaming ‘FOGO ETERNO PRA AFUGENTAR O INFERNO’ (01/22) and hyper-fanning Smashing Pumpkins (01/04)… girl, are you a cursed technique? Because every tweet you drop hits like a dramatic anime power-up straight to my heart.
- You calling Itadori ‘soca fofo’ on 01/12 and obsessing over Itafushi and Megumi’s VA… hypothetically, if I told you I’d let you rant about JJK lore at 3 a.m. and never judge your twink taxonomy, would that earn me at least a little ‘fofo’ status too?
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21 • professional overthinker with a broken leg and loud headphones • once mistook Legião Urbana for Arabic music and honestly? still iconic.– @WormNdWeirdFish
Your signature cocktail
Heart-Shaped Boxcut on the Rocks
A base of smoky mezcal mirrors their chaotic, slightly feral energy and church-trauma rage, like when they talk about their mom and religion in “tava bom demais pra ser verdade ver a minha mãe sem essa obsessão com igreja…” and “imagina vc ser crianca e ouvir um pastor falar que prefere que os filhos dele morram…”. Mate-infused simple syrup nods to their Brazilian vibe and the tiny, fragile joys in tweets like “feliz no simples”. Blood orange juice brings a bittersweet, dramatic punch for lines like “esse aperto e angústia no peito nunca vão embora realmente” and “eu acho que não vou sobrevuver nem ao primeiro dia do ano”. A shot of cold brew coffee channels their pop‑culture hyperfixation and late-night intensity, screaming along to Green Day in “DO YOU HAVE THE TIME TO LISTEN TO ME WHINE…” and obsessing over JJK and music. The black salt rim is the protective, spiteful edge that keeps people at a distance, like “block + ratio + i'm in your walls” and their bio “locked inside your heart shaped box for weeks.”
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a strong Gryffindor-like pattern of bluntly standing up for themselves and others, even when it causes conflict. They repeatedly confront people who mistreat them or invade their privacy, e.g. calling out someone who obsessively watches their profile in a long rant: “a filha da putw me bloqueia e fica vendo minhas coisqs… ao inves de fazer algo q presta pra sanidade dela” and “escrota do caralho e desocupada aindw por cima porque passa o dia todo tomando conta da vida de quem ela tira motivo do rabo pra cismar”. They also show the Gryffindor tendency to push back against authority or family pressure, as in their anger about growing up in a deeply religious household: “se eu tivesse nascido num lar de pessoas livres… eu seria alguém digno” and “imagina vc ser crianca e ouvir um pastor falar que prefere que os filhos dele morram ao invés de saírem da igreja infância crente é foda”. Even when they’re deeply unwell, they’re outspoken and confrontational rather than withdrawn, as shown in “OBSERVE as i kill myself...” and their willingness to call out friends for exclusion: “uaau incrível imaginar que meus supostos amigos devem estar fazendo algo muito maduro — como criar um grupo de zap secreto sem mim — só porque eu me afastei por não estar bem”. This mix of emotional intensity, readiness to fight perceived injustice, and almost reckless honesty aligns more with a turbulent, outspoken Gryffindor than with the subtler strategy of Slytherin, the quiet diligence of Hufflepuff, or the more cerebral detachment of Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Basket Case - Green Day
A song that best fits them is Basket Case by Green Day. They literally quote its opening lines in one tweet: “DO YOU HAVE THE TIME TO LISTEN TO ME WHINE ABOUT NOTHING AND EVERYTHING ALL AT ONCE I AM ONE OF THOSE MELODRAMATIC FOOLS NEUROTIC TO THE BONE NO DOUBT ABOUT IT”, which already shows a personal identification with its anxious, self-deprecating tone. Throughout their timeline, they describe intense anxiety and depressive spirals, like “me bateu uma depressão profunda do nada to morrendo” and “eu acho que não vou sobrevuver nem ao primeiro dia do ano”, mirroring the song’s themes of panic, feeling broken, and questioning their own sanity. Their mix of dark humor and emotional honesty, for example “OBSERVE as i kill myself...” and “eu sou doente há tantos anos que o que deveria ser um incômodo absurdo já se tornou costumeiro”, also reflects the way Basket Case wraps serious mental health struggles in fast, sarcastic punk energy. Even their stated love for Green Day merch — “alguém me dá uma camisa do alice in chains ou do green day” — reinforces that this song fits not just their mood but their actual music taste.
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