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Your Simpsons character
The user shares Milhouse’s deep-seated insecurity and desperate need for social validation, evident in their fear of being ignored or unfollowed, such as when they asked, “am i NOT good enough i wont post selfharm anymore i swear pleasedont unfollow me”. Like Milhouse, they often feel like an outcast even within their own social circle, lamenting that “nobody even bothers texting me unless it’s something they want” and expressing a clumsy, intense devotion to their interests. They share Milhouse's physical vulnerability and frequent bad luck, noting, “i left my glasses i cannot SEE AT ALL i lost them i don’t know where they went”. Ultimately, their blend of melodramatic angst and a yearning to be noticed by a “best friend” or “lover” mirrors the tragicomical struggles of The Simpsons’ most famous sidekick.

Your MBTI personality Type
@worthless3190 demonstrates strong Introversion (I) through a preference for solitude and a fear of social presence at the park, noting “IM NOT GOING TOFAY who cheered”. Their Intuitive (N) side is reflected in their intense fixation on fictional narratives and fan theories, such as declaring “BYLER IS SO CANON🥹🥹🥹🥹 OH MY GOSH”. The Feeling (F) dimension is dominant, as their feed is almost entirely driven by raw, turbulent emotions and a deep need for interpersonal validation, evidenced by “nothing i do is good enough for anybody i don’t deserve basic love”. Finally, they exhibit Perceiving (P) traits through a lack of emotional structure and spontaneous, reactive posting, admiting “i keep falling deeper into this spiral... it’s making me spiral more im gonna cry”.

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Digital media enthusiast and devoted Stranger Things fan. When I’m not analyzing the latest Hawkins theories, I’m searching for my perpetually missing glasses.– @worthless3190

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This drink captures the chaotic 'eviltwt' energy of a user who claims “energy drink in my system energy drink in my system” while oscillating between extreme fandom and despair. The bitter profile reflects their social outlook—“i hate everyone”—while the popping garnish is a dark nod to a graphic incident where they “felt my bean fat POP”. Despite the darkness, it’s topped with neon colors because “BYLER IS SO CANON” and “SEASON 5 ITS SO PEAK”. It’s a sensory-heavy cocktail for someone who feels “everything is to loud i want to tear my ears off”, resulting in a drink that is as messy and intense as their own “spiral”.

Your Hogwarts House
The user demonstrates a strong Slytherin-aligned sense of self-preservation and social exclusivity, often expressing disdain for those outside their inner circle with tweets like “i hate everyone” and “keep my fucking name out of YOUR MOUTH”. Their intense, singular devotion to specific figures—seen in their identity as “noah schnapp’s #1 fanboy” and their boyfriend—reflects a classic Slytherin trait of placing loyalty only where it serves their personal emotional needs. Furthermore, they exhibit a cunning awareness of social dynamics and an obsession with their reputation, worrying “why are you unfollowingme am i NOT good enough”. This combination of resourcefulness in seeking attention and a sharp, guarded nature toward the general public firmly aligns them with the house of ambition and selective loyalty.

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The user’s online presence is defined by a deep-seated sense of social alienation and self-loathing, much like the themes of the song. They frequently label themselves as “cringy” and “worthless and stupid,” reflecting the song's core struggle with belonging and self-worth. Their fixation on being a “#1 fanboy” and their intense, obsessive praise for celebrities like Noah Schnapp—noting he is “so pretty” while they feel invisible—parallels the lyrics about wanting a perfect soul and a perfect body. The constant spiral of isolation, where they feel “nobody even bothers texting” them, perfectly captures the 'I don't belong here' sentiment. Ultimately, their desire to “just want silence” and escape their reality mirrors the melancholic, haunting desperation found in the track.

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