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Your Simpsons character
Like the sarcastic and hyper-fixated Jeff Albertson, @woundette is deeply entrenched in niche fan subcultures and internet discourse, evidenced by her bio declaring she is a “proship freak”. She possesses a cynical, gatekeeping attitude toward media consumption, such as when she demands “hateful antis dni” while simultaneously hunting for new 'moots' to join her curated circles. Her feed is a collection of specific fandom critiques and shipping preferences, mirroring Comic Book Guy’s obsessive nature, notably when she worries about character changes: “is it true that eden is getting a rewrite to make her meaner??? I'm gonna be really upset”. Ultimately, her desire for others to “collect my pages” reflects the character's pride in owning rare, controversial media while maintaining a standoffish online persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
Woundette exhibits Introversion (I) through a deep reliance on digital communities and fandoms for connection, explicitly stating, “i need friends BAD!!!”. Their Intuition (N) is shown in their preoccupation with fictional dynamics and abstract tropes, such as being upset by a potential character “rewrite to make her meaner”. As a Feeling (F) type, their posts are driven by personal values and emotional reactions to media, notably when they declare, “I think I'm in love with jimanya now (I hated it 3 days ago)”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is evident in their spontaneous, informal tweeting style and shifting interests, often asking users to “♡ ノ ↺ to be moots !” to build social connections on the fly.

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Adult content creator and enthusiast of dark fiction, FNAF, and Mouthwashing. When I'm not overanalyzing character rewrites, I'm curating niche fan art spaces.– @woundette

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This cocktail is a strong, experimental concoction designed for a self-proclaimed “proship freak” who isn't afraid to dive into the 'darkship' abyss. The bitterness of the cherry reflects their concern that “eden is getting a rewrite to make her meaner”, while the sparkling rosé captures the deceptive vibe of a “cannibal island server” that is supposedly “not evil at all”. It’s a drink served in 'silly land' for those who enjoy the more intense, controversial corners of the internet. Be careful, as this drink might make you feel like you “want to share one body” with everyone in your mentions.

Your Hogwarts House
woundette displays a classic Slytherin disregard for social norms and a defiant sense of self-preservation within their niche community, explicitly warning others to “fear me” and issuing a “hateful antis dni” mandate to protect their curated space. Their ambition is focused on building a specific network of like-minded individuals, shown through their “#moothunt” efforts and the resourcefulness of maintaining presence across multiple platforms like Tumblr, SpaceHey, and AO3. This cunning approach to community building is paired with an unapologetic, provocative edge, as seen when they declare themselves a “proship freak” to filter their social circle. Ultimately, their loyalty is exclusive rather than universal, prioritizing the “sharing of one body” to ensure only they have the power to cause themselves harm.

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The song Milk perfectly captures the raw, self-destructive, and visceral aesthetic present in woundette's profile, particularly mirroring the bio: “LET'S ALL SHARE ONE BODY SO WE CAN ONLY HURT OURSELVES”. Her interest in dark, body-horror-adjacent media like Mouthwashing and “clinical trial” aligns with the band's riot grrrl and gothic themes. The song's blend of aggression and vulnerability matches her provocative persona, where she labels herself a “proship freak” and tells others to “fear me”. Ultimately, the track’s chaotic energy reflects her specific corner of the internet, characterized by messy fandom dynamics and a self-proclaimed “silly land” location.

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