wownicebuttdude
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Ava often makes light of her own misfortunes, such as getting fired on her birthday, and she is not afraid to express her opinions, even if they are controversial, as seen in her stance on the 'Jawn' merchandise.
- Passionate: She is a passionate lover of food, especially oysters, Negronis, and turkey sandwiches, often documenting her culinary adventures on Twitter.
- Observant: Ava has a keen eye for detail, as seen in her tweets about her experiences and observations, such as the time she witnessed a guy fixing his car while watching porn on his phone.
- Empathetic: She is empathetic towards others, as seen in her tweets about her experiences with sleep paralysis and her reaction to a loose cigarette under her pillow.
- Honest: Ava is not afraid to express her feelings, whether it be joy, sadness, or frustration, and she is honest about her experiences, even if they are embarrassing.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Ava's purchase of a Dyson Air Wrap knockoff while stoned suggests a tendency to act impulsively, without thinking about the consequences.
- Dramatic: Her tweets about her experiences with sleep paralysis and her reaction to a loose cigarette under her pillow suggest a tendency towards drama and exaggeration.
- Overly Sensitive: Ava's reaction to her friend's boyfriend calling her 'Jodie Big Tits' suggests that she is overly sensitive to criticism and may have a thin skin.
- Easily Distracted: Her frequent mentions of food and her tendency to get sidetracked by random observations suggest a lack of focus and a tendency to be easily distracted.
- Self-Conscious: Her tweets about her voice raising 19 full octaves when she calls out someone's order at the bar, and her fear of being seen by people she knows at the grocery store, suggest a level of self-consciousness and anxiety.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Ava is intelligent, observant, and has a strong sense of justice. She often critiques society and its flaws, as seen in her tweet about the 'Jawn' merchandise and her reaction to the man who grabbed her ass. She also shares Lisa's love for music and the arts, as evidenced by her attendance at concerts and readings. Ava's tweets often reflect a thoughtful and introspective nature, similar to Lisa's, and she is not afraid to express her opinions, even if they are controversial.
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Some pickup lines for you
- I'm not sure if you're a barista or a dream, but I'd love to get lost in your coffee shop.
- You must be a Negroni, because you're bittersweet and I can't get enough of you.
- Did you just order a turkey sandwich with crunchy chips? Because you're my kind of person.
- I'm not sure if it's the vintage dress or the shoulder pads, but you're making me feel like I'm in a time warp.
- If you were a cat, I'd call you 'fat baby' and spoil you rotten.
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Philadelphia-based writer, barista, and lover of all things absurd. I also have a cat. Follow my alt @ok_fine_5000 for more of the same.– @wownicebuttdude
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Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Ava's kind heart, loyalty to her friends, and dedication to her passions make her a perfect fit for Hufflepuff. Her commitment to her friends is evident in her Galentine's sleepovers and her support for them, as seen in her tweet about forcing her friend to watch 'Dear Zachary' as punishment. Her love of food and her dedication to her work, even when it's challenging, show her hard work and dedication, key traits of Hufflepuff. Moreover, her empathy towards others, as seen in her reaction to the woman who smoked too much weed, further solidifies her place in Hufflepuff, a house known for its kindness and compassion.
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Shake It Off - Taylor Swift
This song, with its message of resilience and self-acceptance, captures Ava's ability to laugh at her own misfortunes and move on from difficult situations. Her tweets about getting fired on her birthday, having a bad date, and her general lightheartedness in the face of adversity reflect the themes of the song. It also speaks to her ability to embrace her quirks and imperfections, a key theme in 'Shake It Off'.
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