Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Community Protector: Defends artists from harassment and tells haters to “BLOCK me”.
- Socially Conscious: Displays solidarity with Ukraine and Palestine and raises “awareness” about problematic behavior.
- Academic Ambition: Expresses a genuine desire to “improve my grades in uni” despite the workload.
- Passionate Fan: Shows intense dedication to characters like Varka and Wriothesley, promising to “go absolutely feral” for them.
- Multilingual: Communicates fluidly in both English and Spanish across different fandoms.
Weaknesses:
- Petty Social Behavior: Admits to being “petty” and soft-blocking friends if they don't interact enough.
- Short Temper: Quick to use harsh language, such as telling a company to “shove up their AI up their ass”.
- Academic Procrastination: Frequently complains that “homework thing is really tiring” and struggles with productivity.
- Impulsive Emotionality: Describes themselves as “trembling” and “nervous” over minor digital events.
- Possessive Nature: Explicitly states a “Non sharing” policy regarding their favorite fictional characters.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is a high-achieving university student who is deeply committed to social justice and ethical activism, as seen when they “help spreading awareness” regarding problematic behavior in their community. They share Lisa's outspoken nature and disdain for corporate AI, declaring “Duolingo can shove up their AI up their ass”. Despite their intellectual pursuits and desire to “improve my grades in uni”, they often feel like an outsider or get frustrated with others, similar to when they “SB them” for being ignored. Ultimately, they balance a principled, activist worldview with a passionate, fangirl intensity for the things they love, mirroring Lisa’s own blend of moral rigidity and youthful enthusiasm.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Aries shows an Extroverted preference through high-energy, emotive interactions with their online community, often shouting in all caps like “GRANDMASTER I FUCKING LOVE YOU”. Their Intuitive nature is evident in their deep immersion in fictional lore and future-oriented speculation about unreleased content, such as “GENSHIIIIIIIN DROP THE VARKA DRIP MARKETING AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!!!!”. They lean heavily toward Feeling, making decisions based on personal values and emotional attachments to characters, exemplified by their defensive stance on artists: “If it isn't to your liking just scroll up... you're only making anyone unenthusiastic to draw”. Finally, their Perceiving trait is shown through a spontaneous, chaotic posting style and a self-confessed lack of organization, notably when they struggle with simple lists: “UUUUUUUHHHHH I USED TO MAKE THESE, WHY AM I STRUGGLING”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Varka's drip marketing? Because I’ve been waiting forever for you and my life is yours the moment you finally drop into my DMs!
- I’m no Grandmaster, but I’d happily 'cut to the chase' like Varka if it means getting to know the ruler of my heart a little better.
- If we were in a mic up server on Roblox, I wouldn't talk shit—I’d just be the one asking if you’re single, even if you don't have a lesbian flag in your bio yet.
- Forget the Moonphase Waltz, I’d rather pull for you than Columbina or Durin—even if it means my team synergy is as chaotic as Topaz and Jing Yuan together.
- I promise I’m way more 'chalant' than Alhaitham, but I’d still go absolutely feral for you like it’s Wriothesley’s birthday art drop.
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Genshin enthusiast and university student. Once failed a HSR domain by putting four DPS on one team—now I mostly just wait for Varka and draw Nod Krai doodles.– @WrioVarkaPilled
Your signature cocktail
The Grandmaster’s Gilded Drip
This drink captures Aries’ high-octane fan energy, served strong for the person who shouted “GRANDMASTER I FUCKING LOVE YOU” at the top of their lungs. The fizzy, floral notes celebrate their many 'wives,' especially “Columbina, my love”, while the bitter citrus represents the zero-tolerance policy for bad vibes, like when they admit “I am petty so I SB them” to ignoring oomfs. It’s an experimental blend that is as chaotic as a “bazillion” interactions, finished with a sparkle for the “PRETTY BOY” who finally came home.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Aries exemplifies Gryffindor's fierce bravery and protective nature, particularly when confronting injustice within their community. They demonstrate a strong moral compass and willingness to take a stand, such as when they tell followers to “BLOCK me” if they participate in harassing artists, or when they actively “spread awareness” to expose a groomer. Their impulsiveness and high-energy passion—traits often associated with the House of the Lion—are clear in their 'feral' fandom energy and bold claims like “GENSHIIIIIIIN DROP THE VARKA DRIP MARKETING AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!!!!!”. Ultimately, their tendency to prioritize their beliefs over social niceties, seen when they “SB” (softblock) mutuals for perceived slights, cements their place as a fiery and principled Gryffindor.
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Your song
Stacy's Mom - Fountains of Wayne
Aries’ timeline is dominated by an intense, vocal infatuation with 'wife' figures and 'dilf' archetypes like Varka and Wriothesley, mirroring the song's theme of obsessive longing. They frequently use hyperbolic language to describe these characters, such as when they scream “GRANDMASTER I FUCKING LOVE YOU” or repeatedly claim “Columbina, my love, I'll miss you so so so much...”. Their self-proclaimed identity as a “Non sharing Wriothesley” fan and their anticipation for his birthday, stating “I will go absolutely feral once Wriothesley art drops,” aligns with the high-energy, fixated nature of the track. Ultimately, the song captures the essence of a fan who is unabashedly 'down bad' for their favorites, much like Aries’ relentless pursuit of their “wifey Columbina”.
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