Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Artistic sensibility: She expresses deep appreciation for cinema and music, such as Milton Nascimento and Sofia Coppola.
- Academic ambition: She mentions a desire to reach a doctorate level in her studies.
- Spiritual dedication: She performs complex spiritual rituals, noting the effort required for specific offerings.
- Authentic humor: She uses self-deprecating wit, comparing her driving skills to SpongeBob SquarePants.
- Social loyalty: She shows strong affection for her friends, expressing intense longing for her university colleagues.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive tendencies: She frequently expresses a desire to physically assault people she dislikes.
- Emotional instability: She struggles with intense mood swings and feelings of deep despair.
- Judgmental attitude: She openly insults others' intelligence and appearance, stating she hates stupid women.
- Impulsive habits: She engages in unhealthy behaviors like substituting breakfast with cigarettes.
- Extreme intolerance: She voices radical prejudices, such as suggesting burning an entire region of the country.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Mello embodies the chaotic, rebellious, and unapologetically abrasive energy of Bart Simpson, frequently expressing a desire for physical confrontation and mischief. Like Bart's legendary pranks, she displays a sharp, dark wit and a penchant for trouble, once tweeting that “I would be expelled for aggression” in certain situations. Her tweets often reflect a disregard for authority and societal norms, such as when she jokes about her “hate comments” putting her Instagram account at risk. Despite the cynicism, she shares Bart’s specific brand of loyalty to her circle while maintaining an “insufferable” attitude toward those she dislikes. Ultimately, her blend of humor, impulsivity, and a “psychedelic dementedly funny” personality makes her the perfect modern, esoteric version of the Simpsons’ resident troublemaker.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Mello demonstrates Extroversion through their highly expressive social life, frequenting bars in “Maleta” and planning for events like “Drain Fest”. Their Intuitive nature is highlighted by a self-described “psychedelic” persona and a preference for abstract metaphors, such as wanting to “live inside my beloved's chest and pretend I'm working in a coal mine”. Although they can be blunt, they are firmly a Feeling type, driven by intense emotional shifts where “everything hurts me” and values are centered on personal relationships and artistic expression like “Milton Nascimento”. Finally, their Perceiving trait shows in a chaotic, spontaneous lifestyle, admitting to “missing a first class to go drink” and struggling with last-minute decisions like “not choosing a look for the party yet”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an offering for a son of Oxossi? Because you look incredibly 'trabalhoso' but I’m more than willing to put in the effort to sweeten your day.
- Forget the Cine Santa Tereza—I’d rather skip the romance movie and just spend the afternoon drinking rosé with you at 1 PM.
- I promise I’m not as 'insuportável' as a blonde or a man with high self-esteem, but I would definitely let you borrow my dragon if it meant seeing you smile.
- Is your name call it fate, call it karma? Because despite the tragic and funny history, you’re still my absolute favorite in the world.
- I’m no doctor, but I think the perfect 'medication adjustment' for us would be a pack of cigarettes, a bottle of Jack and Coke, and a long night at the Maleta.
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Your new Twitter bio
BH-based academic balancing a PhD journey with a love for Milton Nascimento and MPB. From stationery addict to cinema enthusiast. If found, return to Cine Santa Tereza.– @wtf_mello666
Your signature cocktail
The Esoteric Stiletto
This drink captures a 'sexy, psychedelic' persona that balances “high-functioning mania” with a sharp, aggressive edge. The rose wine base honors her desire to “drink rose wine at 1 PM”, while the spicy kick represents her frequent urge to “physically assault” annoying people. It's a complex, bitter-sweet mix for someone who believes “everything hurts” yet still finds time to be the “Queen of Hearts”. Finally, it’s served with a sharp garnish, because she’s ready to “make her stiletto go down someone's throat” if the vibes are off.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Mello embodies the Slytherin traits of resourcefulness, self-preservation, and a sharp, often ruthless wit. She prioritizes her own well-being and emotional state over social expectations, explicitly asking “sou obrigada a ter empatia?” and admitting to deceptive tactics when necessary, such as when she “mentir falando q sim” to a priest during confession. Her ambition and focus on status are evident in her academic goals, wishing to “chegar no doutorado pra ficar pagando meia no cinema”, and she maintains a cunning, business-minded approach to her esoteric work, noting she will “passar a cobrar o dobro do preço” for difficult tasks. This combination of self-interest, pragmatism, and a fierce disdain for those she deems “burros” makes her a quintessential Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Criminal - Fiona Apple
This song perfectly mirrors Mello’s self-described “psychedelic dementedly funny” persona and her raw, often volatile emotional transparency. She explicitly identifies with the artist's aesthetic, asking for “alguém pra ser a bjork da minha fiona apple”, while oscillating between extreme guilt and a total lack of empathy, once asking “sou obrigada a ter empatia?”. The track’s themes of making bad choices and feeling mentally overwhelmed align with her admission that “falo q sim e ele com essas cara” when lying to a priest about repentance. Ultimately, the song captures the chaotic, esoteric energy of someone who admits “eu confessei 2 vezes na vida” yet continues to live a life of high-drama, cigarettes, and Jack and Coke.
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