
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Mello embodies the chaotic, rebellious, and unapologetically abrasive energy of Bart Simpson, frequently expressing a desire for physical confrontation and mischief. Like Bart's legendary pranks, she displays a sharp, dark wit and a penchant for trouble, once tweeting that “I would be expelled for aggression” in certain situations. Her tweets often reflect a disregard for authority and societal norms, such as when she jokes about her “hate comments” putting her Instagram account at risk. Despite the cynicism, she shares Bart’s specific brand of loyalty to her circle while maintaining an “insufferable” attitude toward those she dislikes. Ultimately, her blend of humor, impulsivity, and a “psychedelic dementedly funny” personality makes her the perfect modern, esoteric version of the Simpsons’ resident troublemaker.

Your MBTI personality Type
Mello demonstrates Extroversion through their highly expressive social life, frequenting bars in “Maleta” and planning for events like “Drain Fest”. Their Intuitive nature is highlighted by a self-described “psychedelic” persona and a preference for abstract metaphors, such as wanting to “live inside my beloved's chest and pretend I'm working in a coal mine”. Although they can be blunt, they are firmly a Feeling type, driven by intense emotional shifts where “everything hurts me” and values are centered on personal relationships and artistic expression like “Milton Nascimento”. Finally, their Perceiving trait shows in a chaotic, spontaneous lifestyle, admitting to “missing a first class to go drink” and struggling with last-minute decisions like “not choosing a look for the party yet”.

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BH-based academic balancing a PhD journey with a love for Milton Nascimento and MPB. From stationery addict to cinema enthusiast. If found, return to Cine Santa Tereza.– @wtf_mello666

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures a 'sexy, psychedelic' persona that balances “high-functioning mania” with a sharp, aggressive edge. The rose wine base honors her desire to “drink rose wine at 1 PM”, while the spicy kick represents her frequent urge to “physically assault” annoying people. It's a complex, bitter-sweet mix for someone who believes “everything hurts” yet still finds time to be the “Queen of Hearts”. Finally, it’s served with a sharp garnish, because she’s ready to “make her stiletto go down someone's throat” if the vibes are off.

Your Hogwarts House
Mello embodies the Slytherin traits of resourcefulness, self-preservation, and a sharp, often ruthless wit. She prioritizes her own well-being and emotional state over social expectations, explicitly asking “sou obrigada a ter empatia?” and admitting to deceptive tactics when necessary, such as when she “mentir falando q sim” to a priest during confession. Her ambition and focus on status are evident in her academic goals, wishing to “chegar no doutorado pra ficar pagando meia no cinema”, and she maintains a cunning, business-minded approach to her esoteric work, noting she will “passar a cobrar o dobro do preço” for difficult tasks. This combination of self-interest, pragmatism, and a fierce disdain for those she deems “burros” makes her a quintessential Slytherin.

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This song perfectly mirrors Mello’s self-described “psychedelic dementedly funny” persona and her raw, often volatile emotional transparency. She explicitly identifies with the artist's aesthetic, asking for “alguém pra ser a bjork da minha fiona apple”, while oscillating between extreme guilt and a total lack of empathy, once asking “sou obrigada a ter empatia?”. The track’s themes of making bad choices and feeling mentally overwhelmed align with her admission that “falo q sim e ele com essas cara” when lying to a priest about repentance. Ultimately, the song captures the chaotic, esoteric energy of someone who admits “eu confessei 2 vezes na vida” yet continues to live a life of high-drama, cigarettes, and Jack and Coke.

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