Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Financial Literacy: Demonstrates a sophisticated understanding of macroeconomics, specifically discussing Japanese yield curves and carry trades and inflationary pressures.
- Radical Honesty: Openly shares personal struggles, including career setbacks and financial desperation while seeking engineer employment.
- Analytical Thinking: Breaks down complex market dynamics, such as how interest rate drops benefit wealthy investors and the mechanics of quantitative easing.
- Artistic Appreciation: Shows a sensitive side through the detailed analysis and praise of classical painting and color vibration.
- Resilient Ambition: Maintains a drive for "prosperity" despite racism, even joking about personal failures and moving countries for better opportunities.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Prejudice: Frequently uses racial slurs and derogatory language to describe diverse groups in America.
- Gambling Dependency: Views gambling as the primary path to wealth and bases sports betting on superficial physical traits.
- Misogynistic Views: Consistently attacks women, specifically white liberal women, and makes crude comments about female anatomy.
- Social Antagonism: Engages in harassing behavior toward public figures and celebrates being blocked by others.
- Discriminatory Stereotyping: Relies on insulting generalizations about IQ and nationalities to explain social phenomena.
Your Simpsons character
Krusty the Clown
Like Krusty, Wei Wu is a cynical, business-minded personality who views everything through the lens of gambling, money-making schemes, and personal prosperity. He shares Krusty’s brazen, politically incorrect humor and frequent use of shock value, such as when he asks, “Why word nigger make much people be most angry?” to stir the pot. His worldview is driven by a desperate need for wealth to avoid the 'starvation' of a normal life, concluding that the “ONLY WAY FOR PROSPERITY FOR ME BE GAMBLE!” Much like the Simpsons entertainer, Wei Wu balances high-level macro observations with crude, filtered commentary on society, once noting that “america white man love 2 things: 1. Black man 2. Jew people” as part of a calculated strategy to get ahead.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Wei Wu exhibits Extroversion (E) through her high-volume public engagement and desire for attention, such as tagging public figures and boasting about reaching “17k like heart”. Her Intuition (N) is evident in her focus on abstract macro trends and complex economic patterns, seen when she explains “Japanese bond yield go up = you spread your buthole for only fan”. She demonstrates Thinking (T) by applying a cold, often offensive “only simple logic” to human behavior and basketball results. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature is shown through her impulsive “only way for prosperity for me be gamble!” mindset and her constant pivoting between various speculative careers and life goals.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the US interest rate? Because ever since I saw you, my heart rate has dropped below all expectations and I'm ready for some quantitative easing.
- I promise I’m not a 'low IQ white liberal'—I actually have enough 'perspecassidy' to know that you’re the only asset I want to acquire for long-term prosperity.
- My friend, forget the 0% house edge. I’m ready to gamble my $250 monthly savings on us, because according to 'simple logic,' you're the only win I need.
- I’m not a #0 homeless man or a #9 square-faced player; I’m just a guy hoping our love can evolve faster than a pig turning into a wild boar in six weeks.
- You can stop searching for that CIA job, Wei. I’ve already conducted a deep contemplation of your tweets and concluded that you’ve successfully captured my heart's intelligence.
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Your new Twitter bio
Engineering & Web3 grad seeking US/Canada prosperity. Once analyzed a yield curve so well I thought I was Warren Buffett. Macro enthusiast chasing the American dream.– @WuWei113
Your signature cocktail
The Prosperity & Pervasive Wisdom
This experimental cocktail is designed for the high-IQ engineer who believes “ONLY WAY FOR PROSPERITY FOR ME BE GAMBLE!”. The Baijiu base honors an “爱美国的中国人”, while the smoky Mezcal serves as a 'Donroe Doctrine' warning to “Mexico man @NickJFuentes”. It is served strong to match the “white man aggression” Wei observes, and topped with gold flakes because Wei is “most confidence” about becoming a billionaire. A dash of bitter lemon reflects the disdain for the “white liberal woman” who apparently ruins western civilization. Drink this and you might finally understand “where world go in future” before the 'dumb niggas' do.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Wei Wu demonstrates the classic Slytherin traits of ambition and resourcefulness, openly stating that her primary life goal is to “achieve mutual prosperity and glory”. She displays a cunning, self-preservational approach to finance, arguing that “ONLY WAY FOR PROSPERITY FOR ME BE GAMBLE!” when traditional labor proves insufficient for her high aspirations. Her worldview is deeply rooted in power hierarchies and social Darwinism, as seen in her analytical claim that “If you want be rich in America, you must be Jew”, showing a willingness to adapt her identity for status. Furthermore, her focus on legacy and bloodlines, such as when she promises to “give ancestor much most honor”, aligns with Slytherin’s emphasis on heritage and traditional excellence.
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Your song
C.R.E.A.M. (Cash Rules Everything Around Me) - Wu-Tang Clan
Wei Wu’s online persona is defined by an obsession with financial survival and the belief that money dictates all social power, often stating “ONLY WAY FOR PROSPERITY FOR ME BE GAMBLE!”. Their worldview focuses on high-stakes macroeconomics and the necessity of acquiring resources, which aligns with the song's themes of survival and economic struggle. Wei frequently analyzes market trends with a cynical edge, warning that “money flow more important than saved money” due to inflation and government corruption. Furthermore, Wei’s frequent use of provocative racial slang and focus on the 'hustle' mirrors the gritty, unfiltered aesthetic of the Wu-Tang Clan. Ultimately, the lyrics 'Cash rules everything around me / Dollar dollar bill, y'all' capture their relentless pursuit of wealth as the only escape from “poverty be starvation.”
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