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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly teasing friends while still clearly caring about them. Their over-the-top threats and dramatic bits, like saying they “have to skin zelie, deglove cedar, get the click mafia on dead and behead sage” in “when i get a bad mark on my chemistry test so i lowkirkenuinely have to skin zelie, deglove cedar, get the click mafia on dead and behead sage😭 🙏 we ALL done ts”, echo Bart’s cartoonish mischief rather than real malice. They love trolling and ‘terrorising’ people, as in “i love terrorising people ❤️”, which mirrors Bart’s prankster identity. At the same time, there’s clear affection and parasocial fangirling similar to Bart’s intense fixations, seen in “OH MY GOD ZELIE NOTICED ME IM SO IN LOVE WITH IT IM ITS BIGGEST FANNNN”. Their loud, hyper-online, slightly unhinged humor—like “im emoting on these people ❤️”—fits Bart’s role as the chaotic, attention-grabbing kid of the group.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an extrovert (E): they constantly interact with friends, creators, and events, loudly celebrating things like streams and uploads (“WYLL IS LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!”, “WYLL UPLOADED”) and openly dramatizing social dynamics (“this parasocial fan wont stop trying to contact me im not accepting ts”). Their humor and interests suggest intuition (N) over sensing: they lean into absurd, conceptual jokes and hyperbole rather than concrete detail (“when both my teammates quit and our base gets found so i genuinely just have to reduce them to a shape”, “all i want for christmas is for zelie to wale up … to 17000 bees under the tree”). They come off as feeling (F): relationship drama and affection are center stage, from playful callouts like “why @xdead444 is a horrible ‘human’… a thread” to exaggerated devotion (“OH MY GOD ZELIE NOTICED ME IM SO IN LOVE WITH IT IM ITS BIGGEST FANNNN”) and emotional self‑deprecation (“why is it always me”). Their lifestyle and tweeting style feel perceiving (P): impulsive, chaotic, and unstructured—whether it’s binge-eating and regretting it (“i just had 5 mini battenbergs and 2 big cups of milk i think im gonna throw up”) or constantly changing focus from Minecraft events to random bits (“im emoting on these people ❤️”). Overall, the energetic social presence, emotional expressiveness, and spontaneous, silly creativity align best with ENFP.

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Minecraft enjoyer, chronic milk overestimator, and part‑time menace to friends named Naz & Dead. Opinions my own; pringles pre‑crushed by choice.– @wyllswidestfan

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This chaotic little beast of a drink is built on spiced rum for their loud, slightly unhinged energy and constant threats to ‘tickle’ and ‘crack’ friends, like in “im bored i think im gonna tickle naz and crack dead”. Sour apple liqueur captures their playful toxicity and constant lighthearted slander, as in “naz the type of guy to get a whooping cough” and “why @xdead444 is a horrible ‘human’… a thread”. A layer of chocolate milk foam nods to their absurd milk obsession and ensuing nausea from tweets like “i cant stop drinking Milk im gonna throw up” and “i just had 5 mini battenbergs and 2 big cups of milk i think im gonna throw up on a genuine level”. The maple syrup drizzle is a petty, sticky tribute to their dramatic blaming of a Canadian friend in “if only maple syrup didnt exist i blame that fuckass canadian named dead”. Finally, a Pop Rocks rim represents their hyperfan, overstimulated side in “OH MY GOD ZELIE NOTICED ME IM SO IN LOVE WITH IT IM ITS BIGGEST FANNNN OH MY GOD IM CUMMING” and the general explosive chaos of their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a very strong loyalty to friends and creators, which is central to Hufflepuff. Their devotion to Wyll is obvious in posts like “WYLL IS LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!” and “WYLL UPLOADED”, and they gush over being noticed by Zelie in “OH MY GOD ZELIE NOTICED ME IM SO IN LOVE WITH IT IM ITS BIGGEST FANNNN”. They enjoy being affectionately supportive under friends’ posts, as shown in “i love being gay under my friends posts”, which suggests warmth and a focus on friendship over status. Even when they are being dramatic or teasing, it’s framed within close-knit relationships and inside jokes, like “id like to publically apologise to dead for killing them 💔 i was sad cause my gem was broken… i needed to blow off some steam”, implying they care about making things right. While they have wit and a bit of chaos, the throughline of loyalty, friendliness, and wanting to share experiences with others aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.

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The chaotic, jokey aggression and exaggerated violence in their posts fits the irreverent, overdramatic angst of Teenagers. They constantly talk about "terrorising people" as in "i love terrorising people ❤️" and joking about skinning or beheading friends like "i lowkirkenuinely have to skin zelie, deglove cedar, get the click mafia on dead and behead sage😭 🙏 we ALL done ts", which mirrors the song’s dark-humor approach to anger and rebellion. Their timeline is full of over-the-top drama and mock callouts such as "why @xdead444 is a horrible ‘human’... a thread 🧵" and "this parasocial fan wont stop trying to contact me im not accepting ts", capturing that performative teen melodrama energy. Even their bio "feeling large" and posts like "I HATE EVERYONE " show a mix of self-aware exaggeration and emotional intensity that matches the song’s loud, chaotic, and sarcastic take on youth. Overall, their persona reads like someone half-jokingly living in a heightened, hyperdramatic teen-movie universe, which Teenagers embodies perfectly.

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