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Your Simpsons character
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: creatively driven, hyper-social online, and quietly academic behind the scenes. They’re deeply invested in art and storytelling, posting things like “more divineflower slop” and “i like drawing galaxies”, which matches Lisa’s artistic and imaginative side. At the same time, they have a nerdy love of learning, saying “things i want to learn statistics physics calc biochem linguistics inorganic chemistry number theory psychology” and “going home and teaching myself statistics ^p^”, very in line with Lisa’s self-motivated studying. Their emotional honesty and desire for meaningful connection with friends, like “I WANT TO MAKE FUN LORE WITH MY FRIENDS AND DO FUN STUFF ON SERVERS AND BE AWESOME IDC AB FARMING FOR LIKES I JUST WANNA BE FREE”, also echoes Lisa’s need for genuine experiences over clout. Even their occasional frustration with work and schedules, such as “my general manager be like 'ok im mad at you heres a 3 day work week'”, feels like a more online, modern version of Lisa railing against the constraints around her.

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They lean Extrovert: they constantly seek voice calls and multiplayer hangs, e.g. asking if anyone wants to VC or play OW in “does anyone wanna vc tonighr when im home please or play ovw plspls” and celebrating group calls in “genuinely one of the top vcs ive been in this year”. Their interests and language show strong Intuition: they’re drawn to lore, story arcs, and abstract ideas like wanting to do “fun lore with my friends” in “I WANT TO MAKE FUN LORE WITH MY FRIENDS AND DO FUN STUFF ON SERVERS AND BE AWESOME” and they enthusiastically list subjects they want to learn such as “statistics…physics…linguistics” in “things i want to learn”, which points to pattern-seeking curiosity over concrete practicality. They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking: they validate and encourage others in “im proud of all of you… glad you all have the capability to grow” and express hurt, boundaries, and values very emotionally, like their intense discomfort with misgendering in “please for the love of god do not use they/she on me… i am so incredibly dysphoric”. Finally, their lifestyle reads as Perceiving: they complain about chaotic work schedules preventing them from having fun in “IM EMPLOYED AND HAVE TO WORK BULLSHIT SCHEDULES I CANT HAVE FUNNNNN”, they often sound spontaneous (buying a server on a whim in “i bought a whole ass server just so if we ever wanna do smt thats not cobblemon i can just start over easy”), and they frequently pivot between games, art projects, and learning plans without rigid structure. Taken together—high-energy socializing, imaginative fandom/lore focus, emotionally driven values, and flexible, spur-of-the-moment behavior—ENFP fits them best.

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McDonald’s-fueled SMP gremlin. I draw galaxies, divineflower slop & too many hats I hate. Once coached a VC for 740 hours instead of sleeping.– @wyvextra

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is bubbly and a little unhinged, like someone tweeting “i m so fucking fried on psychis” right before a session. Lychee soju/vodka brings a soft sweetness that matches how they talk about their friends, like “im very thankful for all of u guysa nd to have met you all, all of u rock”. Pink lemonade and a cotton-candy cloud lean into the soft, cute vibe of “mw pika and div ^p^” and their love for that trio energy in tweets like “beat 99 nights w pika and div and it was sm funnn 😭😭😭 i love these 2”. Blue curaçao adds chaotic color for the SMP / server arcs and late-night VCs, echoing “we have fun” and “genuinely one of the top vcs ive been in this year”. The energy drink ice cubes are for the overworked McDonald’s gremlin who still wants to game and draw, like “I WANT TO MAKE FUN LORE WITH MY FRIENDS… BUT IM EMPLOYED AND HAVE TO WORK BULLSHIT SCHEDULES I CANT HAVE FUNNNNN”. Finally, the edible glitter is a nod to all their sparkly art/lore like “divineflower or sumn” and “more divineflower slop”, turning the drink into something that looks like a galaxy sketch in a glass.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a very explicit and self‑driven love of learning: they list out topics like "statistics," "physics," "calc," "biochem," "linguistics," "inorganic chemistry," "number theory," and "psychology" in “things i want to learn statistics physics calc biochem linguistics inorganic chemistry number theory psychology”, and then immediately follow it with “also starting an evil trio learning program where for an hour each week i get to teach the gc something random of my choice to make sure im retaining information !”. That’s not just liking school; it’s a very Ravenclaw, internally motivated approach to knowledge and retention. They go home "teaching myself statistics" in “going home and teaching myself statistics ^p^”, which underlines that they pursue study for its own sake, not for external rewards. Creativity is another strong theme: they constantly post original art like “divineflower”, “i like drawing galaxies”, and character designs such as “idk if i'll stick to this design”, showing an imaginative, design‑driven mindset. While they are clearly loyal to friends and care about community, those traits are secondary to the consistent pattern of curiosity, self‑teaching, and creative experimentation, which best fits Ravenclaw.

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Their timeline is a mix of chaotic humor, frustration, and affection for friends that really fits the rebellious but vulnerable energy of Teenagers. They vent about wanting freedom from work to play and make lore with friends, saying "I WANT TO MAKE FUN LORE WITH MY FRIENDS AND DO FUN STUFF ON SERVERS AND BE AWESOME IDC AB FARMING FOR LIKES I JUST WANNA BE FREE…", which mirrors the song’s theme of feeling trapped by systems and wanting out. The dramatic swings between burnout and affection, like "ALL I WANNA BE ABLE TO DO IS DRAWWWW AGAINNN😭😭😭😭 IM NOT HAPPY W ANY OF THESE" and then hyping up friends with "also like im proud of all of you… im glad you all have the capability to grow", match the song’s mix of anger and heart. Their love of slightly unhinged online community chaos, e.g. "oyster clam is a horror game" and "JOB IS DONE IM TIRED OF THIS FUCKING GAME FUCK YOU OVERWATCH", embodies the noisy, cathartic angst that Teenagers channels. Even their strong stance on identity and boundaries, like "also i HATE USING HE HIM!!! AND I HATE USING THEY AND SHE ESPECIALLY.", fits the song’s underlying message of resisting being labeled or controlled.

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