Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: Frequent use of emojis, emoticons and vivid language, e.g., "i love you emoticons ( ू•⌄• ू )♡" and "i feel triple pathetic"
- Self‑aware: Acknowledges mental‑health struggles and hopes for improvement, e.g., "I’m not doomed and I will find a way out"
- Connection‑seeking: Regularly asks for relationships and interaction, e.g., "i want a girlfriend" and "i’m trying to interact with oomfs more"
- Humorous: Includes jokes and meta comments like "post nut clarity" and "edtt and shtt on my for you page"
- Hopeful: Shows desire for change and support, e.g., "my mom is kind of my biggest supporter" and "I will find a way out"
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal ideation: Repeated statements about wanting to die, e.g., "let’s all kill ourselves" and "I want to hang myself"
- Self‑harm: Mentions cutting and encouragement to self‑injure, e.g., "my mom ... tells me to cut" and "why is cutting so fun"
- Body‑image issues: Negative self‑descriptions about weight and appearance, e.g., "IM SUCH A FAT FUCKING CHUD" and "my thighs are so fat i’m going to kill myself"
- Impulsive eating: Binge‑eating remarks and cravings, e.g., "i want a lot of food" and "i didn’t lock in for school and i binged"
- Social isolation: Feelings of being ignored online and reliance on strangers, e.g., "i feel triple pathetic since none of my tweets ever reach anyone" and "i’m trying to interact with oomfs more"
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
The user’s constant self‑deprecation, suicidal thoughts and yearning for a girlfriend match Milhouse’s insecure, lonely personality. Tweets such as "i want a girlfirned 🙁🙁🙁😞" and "my ex bestfriend is pretending to like me but she’s been trying to talk shit about me" echo Milhouse’s repeated rejection and low self‑esteem. The user’s academic stress ("academic stress will be the cause of my suicide because nobody cares about me except for my grades 😅😅😅😅😅😅") parallels Milhouse’s pressure to perform in school and feel unnoticed. Their self‑harm and depressive language like "let’s all kill ourselves" and "i want to kill myself soon" reflect Milhouse’s frequent sadness and feeling like a loser. The mention of an overbearing mother who encourages self‑harm mirrors Milhouse’s controlling mother in the series.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
The user shows strong introverted tendencies, often turning inward and expressing personal distress rather than seeking external interaction, as seen in "i’m trying to interact with oomfs more i hope you All don’t HATE me and find me Insufferable" and "why does nobody want me am i that ugly and bland omg". Their focus on concrete sensory details—body image, physical pain, and immediate cravings—is evident in tweets like "my thighs are so fat i’m going to kill myself" and "i feel like a professional eater everytime i eat donuts and pizza". Decision‑making is driven by personal values and emotions rather than logical analysis, highlighted by statements such as "i want a beautiful girlfriend who smokes with me and cuts me ❤️🩹" and the repeated appeals for love and acceptance. The overall lifestyle appears unstructured and spontaneous, with impulsive desires and last‑minute plans, for example "i want a walking pad so bad!!! my dog keeps following me while i walk around the house" and "i’m not doomed and i will find a way out". These patterns align best with the ISFP profile: Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, Perceiving.
Some pickup lines for you
- Hey, instead of fighting the cold for your steps, let's warm up together—I'll bring the granola bars, you bring the pizza, and we can skip the walking pad for a cozy marathon.
- I couldn't help but notice you love collarbones and nose piercings—how about we compare our favorite piercings over a smoke and see whose style is more 'edtt' approved?
- You said you want a girlfriend who smokes with you—if you want someone who can keep up with your pizza cravings and still look cute with a fresh nose ring, I'm just a DM away.
- If you ever feel like being 'flat' for the perfect photo, let's flatten a pizza together and then practice walking on a walking pad while sharing memes from edtt.
- You love lesbians and pizza—let's start a queer-friendly pizza night where the only thing we cut is the crust, and we keep each other company with good vibes.
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Your new Twitter bio
16yo student | anime & food enthusiast | navigating teen life, mental health & self-growth. Once tried walking home for steps, got lost in snow.– @X0X0flowerz
Your signature cocktail
Lilies' Lament
Lilies' Lament captures the mix of delicate beauty and persistent sorrow hinted at in the user’s bio and the constant feeling of being a wilted flower. The matcha‑infused vodka mirrors their Asian identity and the bitterness of feeling judged only for grades, as they wrote, "academic stress will be the cause of my suicide because nobody cares about me except for my grades 😅😅😅😅😅😅". The cherry blossom syrup adds a sweet, yearning layer that echoes their desperate longing for a partner, reflected in the tweet "i want a girlfirned 🙁🙁🙁😞". Sharp ginger syrup and sour lime juice give a burning heat and acidic edge that symbolize self‑harm urges and body‑image distress, reminiscent of "why is cutting so fun :(" and "my thighs are so fat i’m going to kill myself". Finally, a dash of activated charcoal gives the drink a dark, cloudy finish, representing pervasive depressive thoughts like "i hope i kill myself soon" and the feeling of being a "fat fucking chud".
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user repeatedly focuses on personal desires and self‑preservation, a hallmark of Slytherin ambition, as shown by tweets like 'i want a girlfirned 🙁🙁🙁😞 [picture]' and 'i want pizza [picture]'. They also display cunning in how they manage self‑harm, saying 'i am going to try to buy new razors 2day but my mom might see and my mom knows i cut but she also doesn’t care at all so maybe she will let me lol? 🙏'. Their pursuit of control over their own body through piercings and cuts, e.g., 'i want to pierce my nose for fun later :p [picture]', reflects Slytherin resourcefulness. The repeated yearning for status and validation through relationships and material comforts underscores this ambition. Although they express despair, the underlying drive to secure whatever they can for themselves, even destructively, aligns best with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails (covered by Johnny Cash)
The user’s timeline is dominated by self‑destructive thoughts, body‑image shame and suicidal ideation, mirroring the bleak confession in “Hurt” (“I hurt myself today to see if I still feel”). Tweets such as “why is cutting so fun :(” and “let’s all kill ourselves” directly echo the song’s focus on self‑harm and existential pain. Their repeated self‑deprecation (“IM SUCH A FAT FUCKING CHUD”, “my thighs are so fat i’m going to kill myself”) aligns with the lyric “I’m a man who’s lost his sense of worth”. The longing for connection (“i want a girlfirned 🙁🙁🙁”) parallels the yearning for redemption that runs through the song’s bridge. Overall, the raw, anguished tone of the user’s posts and the song’s introspective, sorrowful narrative make “Hurt” the most fitting match.
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