Xalisnt
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: Posts frequent personal thoughts and memes, e.g., the Re:zero haters tweet
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for fandoms, such as 'Your #krisriel fuckers are BEYOND horny'
- Humorous: Uses jokes and emojis, like 'Toster makes me scream so much with happiness'
- Creative: Creates original content and declares 'I WILL post weird shit' in the bio
- Community engaged: Seeks fanfic interaction, e.g., requests for T4T ralselle fanfics
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive language: Uses profanity and insults in the s*sie porn rant tweet
- Toxic fandom bias: Lists multiple DNI warnings targeting specific fandoms in the bio
- Inconsistent focus: Switches topics rapidly, from Re:zero to geode gaming to music
- Vulgar humor: Employs sexual metaphors, e.g., 'Twitter block system is so fucking ass it hurts like 10 inch dildo'
- Provocative content: Mentions posting 'weird shit' and references potentially sensitive topics
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson is a rebellious, rule‑breaking kid who loves to cause trouble and post outrageous content, just like @Xalisnt’s bio that says "I WILL post weird shit". The user’s frequent profanity and angry rants, such as "Twitter block system is so fucking ass it hurts like 10 inch dildo", echo Bart’s defiant attitude ("Eat my shorts"). Their strong dislike for certain fandoms, seen in "KRSIE DNI, SSELLE DNI, S*SIE FANS DNI", mirrors Bart’s habit of dismissing anything he doesn’t like. The chaotic, meme‑filled posts like "Just remembered I had geode and played a little bit" and "Ok spotify" reflect Bart’s impulsive, internet‑savvy mischief. Overall, the blend of teenage rebellion, vulgar humor, and a love for chaotic posting makes Bart Simpson the best match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
The user frequently uses first‑person statements like 'I need more T4T ralselle fanfics, they're so cute together😿' and 'Been on this, my fictional love and hate will never stop :DDD', indicating an introverted focus on internal feelings. Their tweets often highlight abstract connections, such as 'Everything is a noelle reference' and 'Imagine if asriel steals dess' clothes and this happens to him😭', showing a preference for intuition over concrete details. Emotional language and personal values are evident in remarks like 'Your #krisriel fuckers are BEYOND horny😭' and 'Twitter block system is so fucking ass it hurts like 10 inch dildo', reflecting a feeling decision style. Finally, spontaneous, unplanned posts like 'Just remembered I had geode and played a little bit. I should grind again but my phone sucks and im too lazy to play on my laptop' illustrate a perceiving, flexible lifestyle.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a hidden geode in Deltarune? Because every time I see your Kris‑deluxe tweets, I feel like I just struck a rare crystal—sparkling and impossible to ignore.
- If Asriel can swipe Dess' outfit, let me swipe your heart—no need for a #krisriel fanfic, just a real‑life love story with a twist.
- You say everything’s a Noelle reference, but I think the only thing missing is a Noelle‑worthy knight to protect you—mind if I grab my shield and step into the story?
- I heard you’re hunting more T4T ralselle fanfics, so how about we co‑write a track on Spotify while Toster screams with happiness in the background—our own soundtrack for a perfect ship.
- Your block system may feel like a 10‑inch wrench, but I’m a gentle key—I'll unlock your smile without any lag, even if we’re both technically darkshitters.
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Your new Twitter bio
Fandom explorer & meme curator | Gaming, fanfic & geode collector | Once turned a cracked geode into a beat 🎧– @Xalisnt
Your signature cocktail
Kris' Chaos Concoction
The Kris' Chaos Concoction mixes black vodka and sour cherry liqueur for a dark, bitter base that mirrors the user's unapologetic edge, as they proclaim "Your #krisriel fuckers are BEYOND horny😭". A splash of energy drink and a dash of blue curaçao adds a chaotic neon burst, echoing the frantic "Re:zero haters have reached a new point of ragebait" vibe. The gummy worm candy garnish nods to their constant complaints about "What is up with almost EVERY furry artist drawing s*sie porn bro, aint no fucking way ive gone to 10 different unrelated artist and they somehow have porn of that stupid bitch". Finally, the sharp, lingering finish of black vodka captures the blunt critique that "Twitter block system is so fucking ass it hurts like 10 inch dildo", embodying their raw, no‑holds‑barred attitude.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user emphasizes self‑preservation and control, as shown by their bio 'Dont like=Block, Technically a darkshitter' and the tweet 'Twitter block system is so fucking ass it hurts like 10 inch dildo'. They set strict boundaries with statements like 'KRSIE DNI, SSELLE DNI, SSIE FANS DNI, ANYTHING SSIE DNI', reflecting the cunning, resourceful nature of Slytherins who protect their own interests. Their willingness to post 'weird shit' and confront others aggressively aligns with the Slytherin trait of being unapologetically self‑assertive. While they lack the overt bravery of Gryffindor or the communal loyalty of Hufflepuff, their focus on personal agenda and manipulation of online spaces mirrors Slytherin ambition.
Your movie
Your song
Bad Reputation - Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
The user openly declares "Don't like=Block, Technically a darkshitter" and later rants that "Twitter block system is so fucking ass it hurts like 10 inch dildo," showing a total disregard for how others view them. Their bio even says "I WILL post weird shit," echoing the song’s defiant line "I don’t give a damn about my reputation." Several tweets use profanity and shock value, such as "Your #krisriel fuckers are BEYOND horny😭" and "White people schools be wild, because what do you mean you submitted your ao3 siscon fanfic and got an A plus?????" which reinforces the rebellious tone. The chorus of Joan Jett’s classic – "I don’t give a damn about my reputation" – perfectly captures this attitude. Overall, the song’s unapologetic, anti‑conformist vibe matches the user’s persona and tweet style.
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