Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Acknowledges their eating disorder and relapse patterns, e.g. reflecting on their past at 13 and saying they’d tell themself not to start starving again in “what advice would you give your 13 year old self?”.
- Affectionate: Openly expresses love and appreciation for their boyfriend, like calling him “very nice to me” in “oh nice who’s the lucky person?” and saying they’ve been in love with him in “Have you ever been in love?”.
- Engaging: Frequently invites interaction by asking people to send questions on Tellonym and Twitter, e.g. “i’m so super bored ask me a million questions”.
- Humorous: Uses dark or quirky humor to express feelings, like joking about dissolving “like a bath bomb” in “i wish i dissolved when i got into water like a bath bomb”.
- Boundary-setting: Pushes back when uncomfortable, such as calling out porn bots in “can actual ppl dm me instead of porn bots” and criticizing Epstein jokes in “if u make epstein jokes seriously kys”.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered-eating: Openly fixated on extreme restriction, goal BMIs, and binge–restrict cycles, like planning to “speed run to bmi 16” in “after i get back from my ski trip” and calculating nets of 200–300 calories in “okay imms try my hardest to stay at a net of 200c a day”.
- Harsh-self-criticism: Frequently calls themself “fat” or “horrible,” such as “omg i need to kms i’m fucking fat as shit dude” and “i’m genuinely so disgusted with myself i’m horrible”.
- Health-neglect: Avoids recommended treatment and medication, like skipping their psychiatrist call because they stopped taking meds in “i’m supposed to have a over the phone psychiatrist appt tmr but i’m not doing it” and lying about meds in “okay they never sent the link but the dude called me and i just lied about taking my meds”.
- Self-harm-risk: Mentions being “a month clean from sh” and connects weight gain with threats to relapse or “kms,” like “hoping to be 119 in the morning if not i’m relapsing idc”.
- Body-obsession: Places extreme importance on appearance and weight as identity and validation, like wanting people to see they’re “sick” in “i’m so ready to leave tmr and start heavily restricting again, i need to drop 20lbs immediately i need people to see that i’m sick” and planning a tattoo reward at 100 lbs in “getting a tattoo at 100lbs”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Xan most closely matches Lisa Simpson: smart, self-aware, emotionally intense, and struggling with feeling misunderstood. Like Lisa, they overthink and set harsh standards for themself, shown in posts like wanting to be underweight by their birthday and planning strict restriction, e.g. “my goal is just to be at 115lbs on my birthday, but i’d super love to be like 113” and “after i get back from my ski trip… imma do rlly high res and try to speed run to bmi 16”. They show vulnerability and mental health struggles similar to Lisa’s depressive arcs, mentioning self-harm and meds in “i’m a month clean from sh and as long as i’m in even a tiny deficit i feel rlly good”. At the same time, they’re articulate and reflective about ED culture, as in “i wish there was no ed hierarchy it’s so...” and “why is everyone so ashamed to say they have ednos/osfed”, echoing Lisa’s tendency to question social norms. Their blend of dark humor and sensitivity—like “i wish i dissolved when i got into water like a bath bomb”—fits Lisa’s often melancholic, introspective side more than any other main character.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most posts center on their internal world—body image, anxiety, and ED thoughts—rather than a busy social life, and even when interacting they focus on a tiny circle ("i only have one friend" in “id hope not bc i only have one friend and he has a girlfriend”), plus they complain about bots instead of enjoying broad attention in “can actual ppl dm me instead of porn bots”. They appear iNtuitive (N) because they often go beyond raw facts into meanings and symbolism, like wanting visible sickness and an ED label hierarchy in “i need to drop 20lbs immediately i need people to see that i’m sick” and discussing how EDNOS feels invalidating in “i wish there was no ed hierarchy it’s so…”. Their decisions and judgments are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: they center emotions, validation, and relationships, seen in “yes ofc w my boyfriend ^^” and the emotional reaction to body comments in “why do you feel the need to comment on my body leave me alone”, rather than using detached logic. Finally, they look more Perceiving (P) than J because they constantly change plans and break their own rules around food and fasting, e.g. “imma try to have less cals tmr but it probably won’t happen”, “not weighing myself until monday i’m so serious this time idc”, and then rapidly shifting strategies after binges. The combination of heavy inner emotional focus, idealized goals (wanting underweight BMI and a specific image), relational sensitivity, and flexible often-derailed planning best fits INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you don’t really cry from happy emotions, but if I showed up with onigiri carefully weighed to 145c and a playlist of your fave MCR tracks from every album, do you think we could at least get you to *almost* tear up?
- You’re scared fish will eat you if you swim, but honestly, if I were a fish and saw the person who picks ‘Disenchanted’ and ‘The Only Hope for Me Is You’ as favorites, I’d just float there in awe instead.
- You keep worrying about being ‘skinny enough’ for your birthday, but from the way your cousin grabbed your wrist and your old band uniform pants were huge on you, I’m pretty sure the only thing that doesn’t fit you is how harsh you are on yourself.
- You: ‘If I ever get to BMI 20s again genuinely just kill me.’ Me: counter‑offer—if you ever hit BMI 20 again, I take you out for sushi you *don’t* cancel on, we talk MCR lore, and you realize being alive and full is way hotter than any number.
- You’re out here taking 10 lax, plotting net 200c days, and planning a tattoo at 100lbs—how about we rebel in a different way: we ditch the lax, eat that whole pizza you hashtagged ‘whoops,’ and I’ll be the one person in your life who’s more obsessed with *you* than your calorie count.
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Your new Twitter bio
xan | 16 | professional overthinker, part-time ice cream enjoyer. Once ate a whole pizza then immediately planned my next birthday like a project.– @xan0rexlc
Your signature cocktail
BMI 19.2° On the Rocks
The BMI 19.2° On the Rocks is fizzy and a little chaotic, like their timeline bouncing from binge panic to playful Q&A, so it starts with black cherry hard seltzer for that sweet-but-slightly-dark edtwt vibe and their love of being a little dramatic about weight like in “omg i need to kms i’m fucking fat as shit dude”. An espresso shot captures their wired, sleep-all-day-then-stay-up energy from “ok i’m going to sleep i’ve been sleeping for like 11 hours every night so i’ll probably be up at like 1 😛” and their hyper fixation on steps and fasting in “12k steps today i’m so backkk”. Sugar-free vanilla syrup stands for the way they’re genuinely soft and sweet under all the self-hate, like when they gush “yes ofc w my boyfriend ^^” and answer tellonym with real warmth. A lemon peel twist adds bitterness for all the body comments and family bullshit in “i went to grab something to eat and my papa said ‘youre eating again’” and “my sister is always telling me ‘wow u ate all of that’”, but it’s just a twist, not the whole drink. Finally, it’s poured over crushed ice with edible glitter because even when they’re talking about relapse and bmi 16 speedruns like in “after i get back from my ski trip… imma do rlly high res and try to speed run to bmi 16”, there’s still this flashy, scene-kid, dyed-hair sparkle from posts like “cutted my blonde hair” and their old scene attempts. The result is light but caffeinated, sweet with a sharp edge, and a little too pretty for how intense it actually is—just like their feed.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They’re intensely goal‑oriented and body‑focused in a way that reads as classic Slytherin ambition and single‑mindedness. They lay out hard, numbers‑driven plans like staying at “a net of 200c a day at the very most and get 10 20k steps a day and do a ton of fasting bc i need to be at my lw by my birthday” “okay imms try my hardest to stay at a net of 200c a day at the very most and get 10 20k steps a day and do a ton of fasting bc i need to be at my lw by my birthday”, and talk about “speed run to bmi 16” after their ski trip “after i get back from my ski trip … imma do rlly high res and try to speed run to bmi 16”. That kind of self‑destructive strategizing is still strategic and shows resourcefulness and long‑term plotting, even when the goal is unhealthy. They also show a sharp, somewhat cutting outlook and a willingness to dismiss others, e.g. saying “if u make epstein jokes seriously kys” “if u make epstein jokes seriously kys” and mocking people who post body checks while posing hard “genuinely so tired of ppl posting bcs and sucking in/posing so super hard then acting oblivious”. There’s a strong self‑preservation and secrecy streak: they lie to their psychiatrist about meds and avoid the appointment even though they know it’s there “i’m supposed to have a iver the phone psychiatrist appt tmr but i’m not doing it bc i haven’t called in months and i don’t take my meds anymore” and then brag about handling it “i just lied about taking my meds but i genuinely have been doing better”. While they care about their boyfriend and cousin, the dominant pattern is ambition, calculation, and a sharp defensive edge rather than the open warmth of Hufflepuff, bookish curiosity of Ravenclaw, or outward heroism of Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Disenchanted - My Chemical Romance
A fitting song for xan is Disenchanted by My Chemical Romance, one of the bands they explicitly love, shown when they list it as their favorite from The Black Parade in “okay imms give one answer per album bc that’s super hard”. The song’s themes of growing disillusioned with yourself and your past choices mirror xan’s regrets about relapsing and starving, like in “DO NOT START STARVING URSELF AGAIN ALSO BREAK UP W UR GF” and “i wasn’t even that big at my hw aigh i wish i never relapsed”. Its mix of vulnerability and bitterness fits their self-directed anger and body hatred, for example “omg i need to kms i’m fucking fat as shit dude” and the constant fixation on BMI and being ‘sick enough’ in “i need to drop 20lbs immediately i need people to see that i’m sick”. At the same time, the song’s reflective tone echoes their moments of self-awareness and desire for something better, like when they celebrate being “a month clean from sh” even while still struggling. Overall, Disenchanted captures their mix of emo aesthetics, self-criticism, regret, and the faint hope that things could be different.
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