Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate friend: Frequently expresses love and protectiveness toward friends, e.g. calling someone “princesa” and saying he only needs them to be happy in “Você é feliz? … tenho meus amigos, cuido de uma princesa muito linda…” and defending friends as “quarteto elegante” in “Tenho três, Chico, Lírio e Guizo…”.
- Playful humor: Uses jokes, sexual innuendo and memes to keep interactions light, like “Três reais ou um baseado misterioso?” and the teasing about skate wheels in “você começou a andar de skate foi? pq só tu mesmo pra ter a rodinha comida”.
- Emotionally honest: Open about feelings and vulnerabilities, e.g. admitting past heartbreak in “alguém já partiu o seu coração ? … uma guria do fundamental” and acknowledging ongoing feelings in “vc ja teve apaixonado ? … eu ainda estou apaixonado”.
- Protective loyal: Frames himself as a ‘raivoso cachorro’ guarding loved ones, like “Muito linda né? Podem tirar o olho, o cachorro raivoso dela (eu) morde.” and warns others not to look too much at a friend in “muito linda né? mas não olhem demais…”.
- Community oriented: Engages deeply with RP and friend group culture, encourages interaction, and asks followers for advice, like defending healthy RP dynamics in “competição de personagem no rp é algo RIDÍCULO e INFANTIL?” and using Tellonym to connect in “E se eu fizer um Tell?”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive speech: Uses aggressive or extreme phrases in frustration or as jokes, like “Eu vou me matar na frente da Dara e do Guizo…” and “VAI DIVULGAR TIGRINHO NA CASA DO CARALHO FIA”.
- Crude humor: Leans heavily on sexual and explicit jokes that can come off coarse, e.g. “Claramente pedir um consolo é a opção mais viável…” and the explicit lyrics in “tem um piercing no peito E adora um moreno da piroca preta…”.
- Reckless behavior: Shows carelessness about safety, like almost falling while skating and distracted on the phone in “Terminei de postar a foto e comprar o sorvete… e quase caio do skate vsfd” and joking about “Mamãe dormiu, fumaça subiu” in this tweet.
- Provocative teasing: Often pushes teasing to a confrontational edge, e.g. calling someone “o maior hater” in “O maior hater que temos” and threatening playful violence like “muito linda né? mas não olhem demais ou vocês vão acabar iguais o Brian, com um olho roxo de tanto apanhar”.
- Overexposed personal: Shares many intimate details publicly (age, piercings, love life and emotional state) through Tellonym and tweets, like “eu tenho dois, um na sombrancelha e olho na orelha, mas, eu queria por mais um no mamilo” and relationship hints in “Não digor”, which can reduce privacy boundaries.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, mischievous, affectionate with his inner circle, and constantly cracking jokes. Like Bart, he’s irreverent and dramatic, saying things like he’ll "kill himself in front of Dara and Guizo and leave them with a guilty conscience" and yelling "VAI DIVULGAR TIGRINHO NA CASA DO CARALHO FIA", which feels very prankster Bart rather than calm or responsible characters. He’s also a loyal friend and protective of people he loves, calling himself the "rabid dog" of a girl he cares about and talking about his tight-knit group of "five" friends he’s happy with, similar to Bart’s deep (if chaotic) loyalty to his friends and family. His mix of silliness and lowkey sweetness shows up when he says he’s happy because he has his friends and a "very beautiful princess" and that he’s still in love, echoing Bart’s softer side under the troublemaker exterior. The constant joking about weed, skate, and being a bit of a slacker—like "Mamãe dormiu, fumaça subiu" and nearly falling off his board while buying ice cream—fit Bart’s skater, rebellious teen energy perfectly.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They show strong Extrovert (E) tendencies: they’re constantly interacting with friends, posting about group antics and parties, and loudly calling people out or inviting them in, e.g. “CHICOOOOOOO LIRIOOOOOOOO CADÊ VOCÊS SEUS VIADINHOS” and “Meu best apareceu, cadê os outros? Pspspsps Darinha, Lírio, Chiquinho pspspspsps”. Their focus is clearly Sensing (S): they talk about concrete, here-and-now experiences like food, clothes, piercings, pets, and physical mishaps, such as “fui convencido a experimentar comida japonesa e realmente é muito bom” and “Terminei de postar a foto e comprar o sorvete pra Dada e quase caio do skate vsfd”. They lean Feeling (F): they emphasize relationships, loyalty, and emotional bonds, describing themselves as the “raivoso” protector of friends or love interests in tweets like “Muito linda né? Podem tirar o olho, o cachorro raivoso dela (eu) morde.” and expressing happiness through friends and romance in “Sou, tenho meus amigos, cuido de uma princesa muito linda que logo vai ser minha namorada… não preciso de mais nada pra ser feliz”. Their rants are driven by values more than detached logic, e.g. the emotional defense of healthy RP behavior in “competiçao de personagem no rp é algo RIDÍCULO e INFANTIL? … Vai se amar, caralho.”. Finally, they appear clearly Perceiving (P): they’re spontaneous, playful, and flexible, often acting on impulse—“not being expected home” for a show in “Não me esperem em casa rapaziada fudeu”, joking about chaos with friends in “A cada dia que passa eu percebo ainda mais que o noia é o guizo e não eu”, and openly embracing messy, unplanned fun rather than structured planning. Altogether, their energetic social presence, sensory humor, value-driven warmth, and improvisational lifestyle fit ESFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You taking care of that ‘princesa muito linda’ and still having time to almost fall off your new skate for Dada’s ice cream makes no sense… since when is the ‘cachorro raivoso’ also boyfriend material AND stuntman material at 1,75 of pure chaos?
- So you’ve got a piercing on your eyebrow, one on your ear, *thinking* about the nipple, and a shirt that says ‘I ❤️ My Hot Ex Girlfriend’ without even having an ex… how about we fix at least one of these inconsistencies and I audition to be the girlfriend part?
- You saw a ‘onça paranormal’, adopted the ‘Satanás anjo da maldade suprema’, and still claim you’re calm and relaxed most of the time—are you sure you’re not actually the most powerful rpg character you’ve ever plotted?
- Every time you call Chico, Lírio, Guizo and Dara your ‘quarteto elegante’ and say they carry the neurons of the five, I get jealous… because clearly the real brain move would be adding me to the group chat of alheios do rock.
- You say your biggest teenage mistake was ‘not studying enough’, but now you’re quoting Lady Gaga, singing ‘VAI SENTANDO E REBOLA’, and surviving Breno’s ‘conselhos do ano’—I’d say you graduated with honors in exactly my type.
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18 • skater with two piercings and one chaotic found family • once almost wiped out buying ice cream, still went back for more.– @xandinhoculto
Your signature cocktail
Hot Ex Girlfriend on Wheels
This cocktail is named after their beloved shirt and chaotic love life energy from “Eu amo essa camisa do 'I ❤️ My Hot Ex Girlfriend' SENDO QUE NEM NAMORADA EU TENHO IMAGINA EX”, with the “on Wheels” nodding to their skate hype in “EU GANHEI UM SKATE NOVO POSSO MORRER FELIZ”. The cachaça base is strong and Brazilian, matching their loud, carefree vibe in posts like “VAAAAI SENTANDO E REBOLA TU TA NA GAIOLA”. Guava juice adds a sweet, tropical softness that reflects how protective and affectionate they are when they say things like “Muito linda né? Podem tirar o olho, o cachorro raivoso dela (eu) morde.”. Fresh lime juice brings acidity and bite, channeling their snark and explosive reactions in “VAI DIVULGAR TIGRINHO NA CASA DO CARALHO FIA”. Ginger syrup and sparkling water give it a fizzy, slightly spicy chaos, echoing the hyper, doido energy of the “cinco” from “Porque você e seus amigos são tão doidos? São drogas? 💬 ... apenas aproveitamos a vida de maneira mais livre e temos intimidade pra brincar igual bocós”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their strongest throughline is loyalty and affection to their close circle, which is very Hufflepuff. They constantly center their friends and chosen family, like when they talk proudly about their siblings as the “quarteto elegante” in “Tenho três, Chico, Lírio e Guizo, formamos o quarteto elegante, é o pato (chico), o cachorro (eu), o galo (guizo) e o elefante (lírio)” and when they gush over a friend with protective humor in “Muito linda né? Podem tirar o olho, o cachorro raivoso dela (eu) morde.”. Their happiness is explicitly rooted in relationships and caring for others, as seen in “Sou, tenho meus amigos, cuido de uma princesa muito linda que logo vai ser minha namorada... não preciso de mais nada pra ser feliz, só deles :D”. They also emphasize being trustworthy and calm, classic Hufflepuff traits, in “claro que podem, porque eles não poderiam?” about friends trusting them and “na maioria das vezes sim, eu sou calmo e relaxadão”. Even when annoyed at toxic RP behavior, the rant in “competição de personagem no rp é algo RIDÍCULO e INFANTIL?... Vai se amar, caralho.” ultimately comes from a sense of fairness and respect rather than ambition or ego. All together, their grounded, affectionate, and relationship-centered personality fits Hufflepuff far better than the other houses.
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Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well-suited anthem for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, which captures chaotic youth, rebellion, and dark humor. They constantly joke about being wild and a bit self-destructive, like when they say “Mamãe dormiu, fumaça subiu” and threaten dramatic acts around friends in “Eu vou me matar na frente da Dara e do Guizo e vou deixar eles com peso na consciência”. The song’s mix of aggression and affection reflects how they fiercely protect and tease friends and crushes, as seen in “Muito linda né? Podem tirar o olho, o cachorro raivoso dela (eu) morde.” and “Sabiam que eu amo ela?”. They balance angst with humor, from shouting about haters and Tigrinho in “VAI DIVULGAR TIGRINHO NA CASA DO CARALHO FIA” to chaotic RP rants in “competição de personagem no rp é algo RIDÍCULO e INFANTIL?”. This blend of youthful rage, loyalty to their crew, and irreverent sarcasm fits the energy and lyrics of Teenagers almost perfectly.
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