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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, mischievous, affectionate with his inner circle, and constantly cracking jokes. Like Bart, he’s irreverent and dramatic, saying things like he’ll "kill himself in front of Dara and Guizo and leave them with a guilty conscience" and yelling "VAI DIVULGAR TIGRINHO NA CASA DO CARALHO FIA", which feels very prankster Bart rather than calm or responsible characters. He’s also a loyal friend and protective of people he loves, calling himself the "rabid dog" of a girl he cares about and talking about his tight-knit group of "five" friends he’s happy with, similar to Bart’s deep (if chaotic) loyalty to his friends and family. His mix of silliness and lowkey sweetness shows up when he says he’s happy because he has his friends and a "very beautiful princess" and that he’s still in love, echoing Bart’s softer side under the troublemaker exterior. The constant joking about weed, skate, and being a bit of a slacker—like "Mamãe dormiu, fumaça subiu" and nearly falling off his board while buying ice cream—fit Bart’s skater, rebellious teen energy perfectly.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show strong Extrovert (E) tendencies: they’re constantly interacting with friends, posting about group antics and parties, and loudly calling people out or inviting them in, e.g. “CHICOOOOOOO LIRIOOOOOOOO CADÊ VOCÊS SEUS VIADINHOS” and “Meu best apareceu, cadê os outros? Pspspsps Darinha, Lírio, Chiquinho pspspspsps”. Their focus is clearly Sensing (S): they talk about concrete, here-and-now experiences like food, clothes, piercings, pets, and physical mishaps, such as “fui convencido a experimentar comida japonesa e realmente é muito bom” and “Terminei de postar a foto e comprar o sorvete pra Dada e quase caio do skate vsfd”. They lean Feeling (F): they emphasize relationships, loyalty, and emotional bonds, describing themselves as the “raivoso” protector of friends or love interests in tweets like “Muito linda né? Podem tirar o olho, o cachorro raivoso dela (eu) morde.” and expressing happiness through friends and romance in “Sou, tenho meus amigos, cuido de uma princesa muito linda que logo vai ser minha namorada… não preciso de mais nada pra ser feliz”. Their rants are driven by values more than detached logic, e.g. the emotional defense of healthy RP behavior in “competiçao de personagem no rp é algo RIDÍCULO e INFANTIL? … Vai se amar, caralho.”. Finally, they appear clearly Perceiving (P): they’re spontaneous, playful, and flexible, often acting on impulse—“not being expected home” for a show in “Não me esperem em casa rapaziada fudeu”, joking about chaos with friends in “A cada dia que passa eu percebo ainda mais que o noia é o guizo e não eu”, and openly embracing messy, unplanned fun rather than structured planning. Altogether, their energetic social presence, sensory humor, value-driven warmth, and improvisational lifestyle fit ESFP best.

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18 • skater with two piercings and one chaotic found family • once almost wiped out buying ice cream, still went back for more.– @xandinhoculto

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This cocktail is named after their beloved shirt and chaotic love life energy from “Eu amo essa camisa do 'I ❤️ My Hot Ex Girlfriend' SENDO QUE NEM NAMORADA EU TENHO IMAGINA EX”, with the “on Wheels” nodding to their skate hype in “EU GANHEI UM SKATE NOVO POSSO MORRER FELIZ”. The cachaça base is strong and Brazilian, matching their loud, carefree vibe in posts like “VAAAAI SENTANDO E REBOLA TU TA NA GAIOLA”. Guava juice adds a sweet, tropical softness that reflects how protective and affectionate they are when they say things like “Muito linda né? Podem tirar o olho, o cachorro raivoso dela (eu) morde.”. Fresh lime juice brings acidity and bite, channeling their snark and explosive reactions in “VAI DIVULGAR TIGRINHO NA CASA DO CARALHO FIA”. Ginger syrup and sparkling water give it a fizzy, slightly spicy chaos, echoing the hyper, doido energy of the “cinco” from “Porque você e seus amigos são tão doidos? São drogas? 💬 ... apenas aproveitamos a vida de maneira mais livre e temos intimidade pra brincar igual bocós”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest throughline is loyalty and affection to their close circle, which is very Hufflepuff. They constantly center their friends and chosen family, like when they talk proudly about their siblings as the “quarteto elegante” in “Tenho três, Chico, Lírio e Guizo, formamos o quarteto elegante, é o pato (chico), o cachorro (eu), o galo (guizo) e o elefante (lírio)” and when they gush over a friend with protective humor in “Muito linda né? Podem tirar o olho, o cachorro raivoso dela (eu) morde.”. Their happiness is explicitly rooted in relationships and caring for others, as seen in “Sou, tenho meus amigos, cuido de uma princesa muito linda que logo vai ser minha namorada... não preciso de mais nada pra ser feliz, só deles :D”. They also emphasize being trustworthy and calm, classic Hufflepuff traits, in “claro que podem, porque eles não poderiam?” about friends trusting them and “na maioria das vezes sim, eu sou calmo e relaxadão”. Even when annoyed at toxic RP behavior, the rant in “competição de personagem no rp é algo RIDÍCULO e INFANTIL?... Vai se amar, caralho.” ultimately comes from a sense of fairness and respect rather than ambition or ego. All together, their grounded, affectionate, and relationship-centered personality fits Hufflepuff far better than the other houses.

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A well-suited anthem for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, which captures chaotic youth, rebellion, and dark humor. They constantly joke about being wild and a bit self-destructive, like when they say “Mamãe dormiu, fumaça subiu” and threaten dramatic acts around friends in “Eu vou me matar na frente da Dara e do Guizo e vou deixar eles com peso na consciência”. The song’s mix of aggression and affection reflects how they fiercely protect and tease friends and crushes, as seen in “Muito linda né? Podem tirar o olho, o cachorro raivoso dela (eu) morde.” and “Sabiam que eu amo ela?”. They balance angst with humor, from shouting about haters and Tigrinho in “VAI DIVULGAR TIGRINHO NA CASA DO CARALHO FIA” to chaotic RP rants in “competição de personagem no rp é algo RIDÍCULO e INFANTIL?”. This blend of youthful rage, loyalty to their crew, and irreverent sarcasm fits the energy and lyrics of Teenagers almost perfectly.

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