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Your Simpsons character
Like Bart, xaviessr possesses a chaotic, rebellious energy and a strong aversion to school, frequently posting about his lack of academic motivation. He embraces a 'bratty' internet persona, using humor and slang to mask vulnerability, such as when he says, “if im in any classes with my opp at school i will kms im not ready for school”. He often engages in mild mischief and 'interact bait,' similar to Bart's attention-seeking pranks, once tweeting, “do my interact bait or ill cry”. Furthermore, his frequent complaints about physical mishaps, like “MY NAIL CHIPPED” or his “stupid chubgus life,” mirror Bart’s dramatic reactions to everyday inconveniences. Ultimately, both share a youthful, impulsive spirit and a deep love for hobbies—whether it's Bart's skateboarding or xaviessr’s obsession with Alien Stage stickers.

Your MBTI personality Type
Xav exhibits Extroverted (E) energy through a constant need for social interaction and external validation, frequently posting “do my interact bait or ill cry” and seeking new connections. Their Intuitive (N) side is shown through an obsession with fictional tropes and abstract fandom concepts, such as discussing the “concept of not sharing a fictional character” rather than just concrete reality. As a Feeling (F) type, their tweets are highly emotive and centered on personal likes, visible when they exclaim “I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I WILL TEASURE IT FOREVER” or express sensitivity toward 'doubles' drama. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is evident in their self-admitted lack of productivity and spontaneity, noting they “did absolutely nothing today” and frequently fumbling plans or forgetting “insane tweet ideas.”

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Sociology student and sticker enthusiast. When I’m not rereading 'Passion' or playing Mahjong, I’m likely mourning a chipped nail over some pesto pasta.– @xaviessr

Your signature cocktail
This experimental cocktail is as chaotic as a high-stakes trade, reflecting their “obsessed” energy and love for peak fiction. The blueberry base mimics their “jaundiced” yellow-contact incident, while a mango-spiced kick represents their “mnghh 🤤” food cravings. The pesto-salt rim is a savory nod to their claim that “pesto pasta is the best”, and the silver glitter represents the money spent because “MY FAVOURITE IS TILL ALNST i spent wayy too much money on him🥹”. It’s a sweet-yet-salty drink served to those who “meow even more” for attention.

Your Hogwarts House
Xav’s online presence is deeply rooted in the Hufflepuff values of community, inclusivity, and simple pleasures. Their dedication to maintaining social ties is evident in their desire to track friends' milestones, asking “what are oomfs birthdays i want to write them in my calendar”, and their frequent, enthusiastic appreciation for food like “i love takoyaki”. Unlike a Slytherin or Gryffindor, Xav actively rejects exclusivity and gatekeeping, stating “i dont like the concept of not sharing a fictional character”. Their gentle and welcoming nature is further highlighted by their response to followers, promising “ill meow even more for you 🥹🥹 i can bark too 🤞💚”, solidifying their place as a loyal and friendly Badger.

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This song perfectly mirrors xaviessr's playful, chaotic, and chronically online personality, where they constantly switch between being thirsty for fictional characters and being endearingly self-deprecating. The track’s flirtatious energy matches their frequent use of suggestive humor, such as when they tweet “👅👅👅👅🤤🤤” or joke about becoming a “discord kitten” to fund their sticker hobby. The lyrics also suit their tendency to overshare their daily whims, from “craving chocolate cake” to their dramatic outbursts like “OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OMGOMGOMGOGMGOMGOMGOMGOGM”. Overall, the song captures the vibe of someone who lives for aesthetics, stickers, and fan culture while “meowing” at their followers for attention.

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