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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: His tweet about reading 'pirogronian zamiast program' shows his ability to find humor in mundane moments.
- Self-aware: Marcel's tweet 'nacieszcie sie mna bo po terapii moge byc zbyt szczesliwy na bycie smiesznym' reflects his understanding of his own emotional state.
- Relatable: His exam stress tweet 'me dzien przed kazdym egzaminwm' resonates with many students.
- Empathetic: Marcel expressed difficulty rejecting people, tweeting 'kurwa nie lubie dawac ludziom kosza czuje sie jak sadysta.'
- Politically aware: His tweet 'zandberg pakuj walizy wyjezdzamy budowac nowy kraj' shows his engagement with societal issues.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: His bio 'debil biedak olsztynianin boyfriendless' suggests he often puts himself down.
- Heartbroken: Tweets like 'byly juz nawet nie przeglada moich relacji na fb' show he's struggling to move on from his ex.
- Overthinking: His tweet 'damn jak ja sie skrajnie boje starzenia sie jako singiel' reflects his tendency to overanalyze the future.
- Distracted: Tweeting 'sie czuje jakbym juz w chuj dawno nie uczyl sie pozadnie' shows that he struggles with focus.
- Impulsive: His tweet 'zaobserwuje w chuj randomow i bede liczyl ze przyniesie mi to slawe' highlights his impulsive tendencies.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Marcel shares Milhouse's self-deprecating humor and struggles with unrequited love. His tweet 'byly juz nawet nie przeglada moich relacji na fb' echoes Milhouse's longing for connection. Like Milhouse, Marcel is relatable and often caught in awkward situations, such as mistaking a couple for a lesbian pair ('myslalem ze przede mna idzie lesbijska para'). Both are endearing in their vulnerability and comedic misfortunes.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Marcel embodies INFP traits: introverted, intuitive, feeling, and perceiving. His introspection shines in tweets like 'damn jak ja sie skrajnie boje starzenia sie jako singiel.' His emotional depth and vulnerability are evident in 'byly mi sie ciagle sni.' Marcel’s creative and humorous side ('mam flashbacki z bram piekla') reflects an INFP’s imaginative nature. His empathy, seen in 'kurwa nie lubie dawac ludziom kosza czuje sie jak sadysta,' aligns with the caring, idealistic INFP personality.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a biotech exam? Because you're the only thing I want to study all night.
- Do you believe in tarot cards? Because I see 'us' in your future, and it's looking magical.
- Are you a ring? Because I’d never lose you like I lost mine due to 'pierdolone chude paluchy.'
- Do you like apples? Because I could share my '4 jablka pod rzad' with you anytime.
- Are you a therapy session? Because you’re exactly what I need to feel whole again.
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Biotech student navigating exams, heartbreak, and existential dread | Self-proclaimed debil from Olsztyn | Politically vocal & perpetually hungry | Tarot cards welcome!– @xcvxyxcvx
Your signature cocktail
Heartbreak Elixir
The 'Heartbreak Elixir' captures Marcel’s emotional depth and humor. Vodka reflects his raw honesty ('czuje sie jak guwno jebane ngl'), while cherry liqueur adds a bittersweet touch, like his tweets about his ex ('byly mi sie ciagle sni'). Lemon juice represents his sharp wit ('mam flashbacki z bram piekla'), and soda water adds lightness, echoing his relatability ('ale se lubie 4 jablka pod rzad'). Rose petals symbolize his romantic side.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Marcel fits the Hufflepuff house with his humor, empathy, and hardworking nature. His tweet 'kurwa nie lubie dawac ludziom kosza czuje sie jak sadysta' shows his kind-heartedness, a core Hufflepuff trait. His dedication to studying biotech ('cykl mocznikowy, krebsa czy glikolize') reflects their value of hard work. While he has moments of frustration ('mam flashbacki z bram piekla jak probuje trzymac miche'), his relatability and loyalty to friends ('czy to normalne przy zerwaniu ze robie duolingo z psiulom bylego') make him a perfect fit.
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Your song
Someone Like You - Adele
This song captures Marcel’s heartbreak and longing, as seen in tweets like 'byly juz nawet nie przeglada moich relacji na fb.' The emotional depth of Adele's lyrics resonates with his introspective and vulnerable tweets ('damn jak ja sie skrajnie boje starzenia sie jako singiel'). The song’s themes of moving on and cherishing memories align with his struggles to let go of the past.
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