Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on mental health and meds, e.g. “Meus remédios da cabeça não parecem estar funcionando mais” and “Eu só queria ser bom da cabeça, só isso”.
- Emotionally honest: Frequently shares real feelings about loneliness and depression, like “Cansado de me sentir dessa forma” and “Saudade de ser amado saudade de dormir de conchinha”.
- Political-conscious: Shows strong class awareness and criticism of inequality in tweets like “vc tá mais próximo de passar fome do que ser um rico” and “Uma cabeça vazia que só pensa em consumo, tudo que a burguesia quer”.
- Affectionate: Expresses desire to care for others and be close, e.g. “Eu só queria dar carinho e oralzinho pra alguém” and repeated longing for “conchinha” like “um oralzinho e uma conchinha, tudo que eu precisava hoje”.
- Animal-loving: Shows genuine affection for pets: “Adotar gato novo é tão gostoso”, “Adotamos uma gatinha nova tô feliz”, and enjoying walks with his cat “Tao gostoso passear com meu gato na rua”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-aggressive: Directs intense hostility at others, e.g. “Meu sonho é te ver passando fome seu merda” and “Qualquer sofrimento pra sua família e o seu pai é pouco”.
- Self-loathing: Speaks very negatively about himself, like “Eu tô exausto de ser eu, toda vez que eu acordo me dá vontade de chorar” and “Eu sou mto ridículo meu deus kkkkkkk”.
- Socially pessimistic: Generalizes negatively about people and places, e.g. “Essa cidade só tem gente lixo meu deus”, “floripa o lugar com mais arrombado por área”, and “De fato, desisto de conhecer alguém por aqui”.
- Hypersexual focus: Timeline is heavily sexual and frustrated, e.g. “Queria fazer uma pessoa gozar hj”, “Vou ter w implorar p chupar 1 bct”, while also noting it exhausts him: “Odeio quando estou hiper sexualizado, exaustivo pra minha mente”.
- Rumination-insecure: Gets stuck worrying about bothering others and rejection, like “Esse meu problema em sempre achar que tá incomodando me fode” and “quem já foi rejeitado de todas as formas sabe”.
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
The user most closely resembles Moe Szyslak: gruff, self-deprecating, deeply lonely, but still darkly funny and oddly caring. Like Moe, they swing between bitterness and a real craving for affection, saying things like “Saudade de ser amado saudade de dormir de conchinha” and “Ngm pra deitar em meu peito 😔”. Their humor is crude and hypersexual, similar to Moe’s sleazy bar banter, with tweets such as “Vou ter w implorar p chupar 1 bct p faze 1 mulher gozar” and “Oi, senta na minha cara?”. At the same time, they’re openly struggling with mental health, echoing Moe’s canon depression and self-loathing: “Eu tô exausto de ser eu, toda vez que eu acordo me dá vontade de chorar” and “Meus remédios da cabeça não parecem estar funcionando mais”. Their misanthropic rants about people and the city, like “Essa cidade só tem gente bosta pqp kkk”, fit perfectly with Moe’s constant complaining about customers and the world, while still hinting that underneath the anger there’s someone who wants connection, cats, games, and a bit of tenderness.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: despite craving affection and sex, they emphasize loneliness and a small social world, e.g. lamenting lack of connection in “pessoal aqui em floripa só quer saber de dinheiro e carro, 0 conchinhas” and “Ter vindo morar na roça solteiro tem seus malefícios né, saco :/”, focusing on a few close bonds rather than big social circles. Their worldview leans intuitive: they jump from personal events to broader social criticism, as in “Uma cabeça vazia que só pensa em consumo, tudo que a burguesia quer de nós é isso aqui” and “como conseguiram por o povo contra o povo... você tá mais próximo de passar fome do que ser um rico”, showing concern with systems, class, and meaning instead of just concrete facts. They are strongly feeling-oriented, driven by emotions and values: intense reactions in “Meu sonho é te ver passando fome seu merda” and deep hurt in “Eu tô exausto de ser eu, toda vez que eu acordo me dá vontade de chorar” indicate decisions and attitudes filtered through emotional and moral lenses rather than detached logic. Their life seems relatively perceiving instead of judging: they portray themselves as messy, reactive, and spontaneous, e.g. binge-gaming in “Path of exile vai sugar meu recesso, leve, leve embora meu tempo” and chaotic dating attempts like “Consegui ter o pior date da minha vida em uma hora, odeio essa cidade”, with little sign of structured long-term planning. Overall, the mix of intense inner emotional life, idealism about relationships and politics, self-described weirdness, and fluctuating mood and direction lines up best with INFP: an introverted, value-driven intuitive who struggles to reconcile ideals with a harsh-feeling reality.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Path of Exile is already ‘sucking your recess away’, imagine what we could do if we queued a map together and I let you farm my affection instead of just loot.
- You said Floripa only cares about ‘money and cars, zero conchinhas’. I’m broke and don’t even drive, but I give elite-tier conchinha and oral buffs—wanna debuff that loneliness together?
- You put your 2016 TCC in an AI detector and it called it 100% AI… meanwhile I just ran your timeline through my heart and it flagged 100% ‘I want to hold this nerdy, kinky, depressed bruxo’s hand and his face with my thighs’.
- You’re there tweeting ‘I only wanted to be good in the head’ and ‘no one to lie on my chest’, and I’m here thinking: I could help your meds by being the side effect that includes cuddles, forehead kisses, and occasional ‘sit on my face’ sessions.
- Since your bio says nerd, kinky, RPG, games, bipolar and your tweets are all about conchinha, oralzinho and making someone cum—can we start a co‑op campaign where the main quest is ‘you finally meet someone who actually appreciates all of that’ and the reward is me at your place with snacks and protection spells?
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Your new Twitter bio
31 • Floripa-ish goblin in human form. Code, cats, RPG & PoE. Once got my own thesis flagged as 100% AI—still the most productive I’ve ever looked.– @xdominesatanasx
Your signature cocktail
Void Conchinha Sour
This drink starts with a smoky mezcal shot for the bitterness, rage and political saltiness of lines like “Arriscou bosta nenhuma, se perdesse tudo ainda teria tudo pq já era um herdeiro playboy, parem de chupar pau de rico seus burro” and “Qualquer sofrimento pra sua família e o seu pai é pouco, quanto mais vocês sofrem mais eu me alegro”. Dark cherry liqueur brings a sweet-but-heavy melancholy, mirroring “Eu tô exausto de ser eu, toda vez que eu acordo me dá vontade de chorar” and “Nossa eu tô numa depre absurda puta merda”. A hit of cold brew coffee reflects their nerdy, late‑night gamer vibe in posts like “Path of exile vai sugar meu recesso, leve, leve embora meu tempo” and the relentless insomnia energy of “E tenho que acordar às 5 🤡”. The pinch of sea salt is straight from Floripa and the island complaints of “pessoal aqui em floripa só quer saber de dinheiro e carro, 0 conchinhas”, grounding the drink in the "void" they list as their location. Finally, a foam of passion fruit and lime sits on top for the horny, playful chaos of “Eu só queria dar carinho e oralzinho pra alguém” and “Quem quer vir fumar uma flor e fude gostosinho ein”, giving the sour a bright, flirty bite that tastes like longing for that elusive conchinha.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently show a deep longing for connection, care, and emotional loyalty, which are quintessentially Hufflepuff traits. Their repeated focus on wanting affection and to care for others sexually and emotionally — for example, wanting to give pleasure and comfort, as in “Um oralzinho e uma conchinha, tudo que eu precisava hoje” and “Eu só queria dar carinho e oralzinho pra alguém” — highlights a nurturing, partner-focused mindset rather than self-aggrandizement. Even in loneliness, they frame their desires around being a good companion, saying “Ngm pra deitar em meu peito 😔” and “Saudade de ser amado saudade de dormir de conchinha”, emphasizing mutual comfort and warmth. Their empathy shows in political and social frustration centered on justice for ordinary people, as in “Me revolta como conseguiram por o povo contra o povo… você tá mais próximo de passar fome do que ser um rico”, which reflects a fairness-oriented, working-class solidarity that aligns well with Hufflepuff values. While they have anger and sharp language, it is usually directed at perceived injustice or cruelty, and their core pattern is craving stable, kind, reciprocal bonds rather than glory or power, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Creep - Radiohead
A song that best fits them is Creep by Radiohead, because it captures feeling out of place, self-loathing, and craving connection all at once. They repeatedly express exhaustion with themselves and their mental state, like when they say “Eu tô exausto de ser eu, toda vez que eu acordo me dá vontade de chorar” and “Eu só queria ser bom da cabeça, só isso”, echoing the song’s “I don’t belong here” vibe. There’s also a strong loneliness and desire to be loved physically and emotionally, seen in tweets like “Saudade de ser amado saudade de dormir de conchinha” and “Eu só queria dar carinho e oralzinho pra alguém”. At the same time, they mix dark humor, kink, and bitterness toward others, such as “Tenho inveja de relacionamento saudável morram todos”, which fits the song’s mix of vulnerability and edge. Overall, Creep reflects someone who feels broken, too intense, and perpetually on the outside looking in, exactly like the persona that comes through in these tweets.
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