Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Devoted: Repeatedly declares love for his girlfriend, e.g., 'I love my girl so much I would derank to Iron for her <3'
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for gaming, e.g., frequent LoL/TFT updates like 'GOT MY FIRST 3 STAR 5 COST ON TFT SET 16 PBE...'
- Expressive: Shares personal feelings openly, such as describing sensory loss in 'The worst part of being me is that I was born without a sense of smell...'
- Creative: Invents original content, e.g., proposing a meetup game idea 'NEW GAME IDEA FOR IRL LEAGUE MEETUPS SKIN BONEVOID...'
- Determined: Sets ambitious gaming goals, like 'Bout to run 50 games of this mid with swiftmarch and be the fastest man alive.'
Weaknesses:
- Obsessive: Requests constant foot pictures and extreme girlfriend attention in 'TAKING BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND APPLICATIONS... Send me feet pics everyday'
- Inappropriate: Uses frequent profanity and sexual content, e.g., 'I'm such a fat fucking chud' and 'My balls itch'
- Volatile: Shows angry outbursts and repetitive swearing, like the long 'FUCK YOU' rant after a TFT win
- Selfdeprecating: Regularly insults himself, saying 'I'm a fat balding freak of a man' and 'I'm such a fat fucking chud'
- Boundaryless: Crosses personal boundaries with harassing language and fetish demands, such as 'Need my gfs toes in my butt' and 'Ragebaiting my gf'
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user’s obsessive devotion to his girlfriend and crass, self‑deprecating humor resemble Homer’s love for Marge mixed with his clueless, vulgar antics. He says "I love my girl so much I would derank to Iron for her <3" which echoes Homer’s exaggerated affection, while also posting profane outbursts like "GOT MY FIRST 3 STAR 5 COST … FUCK YOU" and "I’m such a fat fucking chud." His impulsive, inappropriate posts such as "TAKING BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND APPLICATIONS… Send me feet pics everyday" reflect Homer’s tendency to act without thinking. The combination of low self‑esteem ("I’m a fat balding freak of a man") and simple, childlike devotion matches Homer’s mix of insecurity and unconditional love for his family.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
Xelzer_ shows strong extraverted tendencies by constantly broadcasting personal feelings and seeking interaction, e.g., 'TAKING BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND APPLICATIONS… please send ur applications to the DMs of my main account @EsbeltoSanchez'. Their communication is grounded in concrete sensory details, such as 'The worst part of being me is that I was born without a sense of smell, so I'll never get the satisfaction of sniffing my girl's pits' and the list of 'seven wonders of my world' that includes dr pepper and feet. They prioritize emotions over logic, repeatedly expressing hurt and desire: 'Gf just told me I'm a pathetic low elo disgusting piggy…' and 'I need my beautiful woman once again in my arms ASAP I'm having withdrawals'. Their style is spontaneous and unstructured, jumping from game rants to personal grievances without a clear plan, as seen in chaotic tweets like 'I'm such a fat fucking chud' and 'I GO TO LET MY CAT OUT OF MY ROOM, MISS 1 QUEUE POP UP…'. These patterns align best with the ESFP type, an extraverted, sensing, feeling, perceiving personality.
Some pickup lines for you
- I’d gladly derank to Iron just to stand by your side—let’s turn that love‑rank into a Grandmaster partnership both on the Rift and off it.
- Your seven wonders list ends with dr‑pepper and feet; how about we add a new wonder: my hands ready for a foot massage and a sweet armpit sniff?
- If I were a TFT champion, I’d be a 3‑star 5‑cost “Chud of Love” that grants you a permanent “Girlfriend Buff”—ready to draft me into your team and your heart?
- You call Project Ashe a broken champ, but the only thing broken here is my heart every time you mention her—let me be your support both in‑game and in‑life.
- Your devotion to @cinnawaifu is legendary—let’s duo‑queue where I bring you dr‑pepper, foot pics, and a flawless win, and maybe a cuddle after the match.
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Your new Twitter bio
Gaming addict & TFT strategist, proud boyfriend, Dr Pepper aficionado, once deranked to Iron for love. Memes, cats & occasional rants.– @Xelzer_
Your signature cocktail
Derank to Iron Love Elixir
The Derank to Iron Love Elixir is built around a vodka base, symbolizing the high‑octane chaos of Xelzer_'s gaming outbursts like his frantic "GOT MY FIRST 3 STAR 5 COST ON TFT SET 16 PBE AND MY OPPONENT FUCKING SURRENDERED" tweet. A splash of Dr Pepper soda and Dr Pepper‑flavored syrup honors his own list of "seven wonders" where "the first can of dr pepper" ranks right after his girlfriend. Spicy ginger beer and a pinch of cinnamon give the drink a foot‑fetish‑inspired kick, nodding to his recurring obsession with "Feet" and "armpits" in tweets such as "My beautiful girlfriend … 3: Feet". A dash of hot sauce adds the fiery, profanity‑laden energy of his ranty posts like "Fucking team gap every game man oh my god…", making the cocktail as intense as his online persona. Finally, a splash of sweet cream liqueur mirrors his tender side when he says "I love my girl so much I would derank to Iron for her <3", balancing heat with devotion.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Xelzer_ shows a strong drive for personal ambition and a willingness to manipulate others to achieve his goals, which aligns with Slytherin traits. He repeatedly declares his desire to dominate the game, e.g., "I want to play all the traits and get all unlocks holy fuck" and "LET ME IN TO PLAY TFT SET 16". He also tries to control relationships, posting a "TAKING BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND APPLICATIONS. Requirements: Be willing to call me a good boy..." tweet that lists demanding conditions, demonstrating cunning and resourcefulness. While he expresses loyalty to his girlfriend, his primary focus on self‑advancement and power is characteristic of Slytherin. These patterns of ambition, strategic manipulation, and self‑promotion point toward Slytherin.
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Creep - Radiohead
The song that mirrors Xelzer_'s self‑deprecating, obsessive fixation on his girlfriend is Radiohead’s Creep. The lyric I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo reflects his frequent self‑insults like I'm such a fat fucking chud and my girlfriend calls me a pathetic little piggy. His constant yearning for his partner – I need my beautiful woman once again in my arms ASAP I'm having withdrawals – matches the song's tone of yearning and alienation. The chorus's I don't belong here aligns with his sense of being an outcast in gaming circles, such as I'm such a fat fucking chud and I'm a pathetic low elo disgusting piggy. Finally, his obsessive stalking vibe – If you aren't my girlfriend you don't exist to me – echoes the song's refrain of watching someone's every move.
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