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The best Simpsons match is Comic Book Guy: a snarky, niche‑obsessed critic who lives in internet/pop culture minutiae. Like him, Xeno publicly judges artworks and communities ('schizoposters is the only account that produces art anymore'), is protective of subculture authenticity, and uses lofty cultural references (Baudrillard) to one‑up critics. Comic Book Guy's mix of fandom, elitism and occasional entrepreneurship mirrors Xeno's blend of curatorial snark and market activity.

Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP fits: they are idea‑driven, contrarian, and love debating and seeding new concepts. Extraverted: they broadcast, recruit, and curate communities ('ALL RADBROS AND SCHIZOS HAVE BEEN ADDED TO GOATED WL', 'Attend if ur interested...'), showing social engagement. Intuitive: they synthesize theory and memetics ('This guy just read Baudrillard', 'The Precession of Simulacra'), favoring patterns over details. Thinking: their analysis of money, algos and validation ('Verify, don't trust; but never accuse, fail to verify') shows logic over sentiment. Perceiving: they pivot between bullish and bearish takes and enjoy exploring options ('I'm certain ATM will dominate...' then 'I wouldn’t buy $ATM if you paid me'), showing flexibility and opportunism typical of ENTPs.

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Xeno (xenophrēne) — tek‑mage, memetic strategist & NFT cult curator. Building trading alphas, weird internet communities, and the digital golem. Parkour alumnus, ladybug collector, and relentless hype/critic. DM for tool access & 'milady' hookups.– @xenothales

Your signature cocktail
The 'Milady's Algorithm' is smoky, sweet and a little mysterious — like Xeno's mix of hype and theory. Mezcal gives a sharp edge that mirrors their contrarian takes on tokens ('I wouldn’t buy $ATM if you paid me'), elderflower provides cultish sweetness ('Milady') and the charcoal tonic nods to cyber aesthetics and Baudrillardian noir. The edible gold beetle ties to their beetle/ladybug imagery ('wait... I have 45 ladybugs') and the whole drink looks like a memetic artifact you want to screenshot.

Your Hogwarts House
Xeno's blend of ambition, strategic community‑building and opsec‑minded secrecy aligns with Slytherin. They recruit, promote and manipulate memetic levers ('Billions must FOMO. Milady.'), displaying a desire to influence large groups and markets. Their willingness to play both promoter and critic ('I'm certain ATM...'; later 'I wouldn’t buy $ATM if you paid me') shows pragmatic cunning and a results‑first mindset. They prize loyalty inside their circles (radbro, Remilia) and protect their operations with tight opsec language, classic Slytherin behavior.

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Pink Floyd's 'Money' fits Xeno's persistent preoccupation with finance, debt and the currency system: they explicitly note 'Money is, in fact, debt' and discuss inflation, tokens, and algos across many tweets. The song's cynical, rhythmic critique of currency and greed matches the alternating hype/critique tone Xeno uses when discussing projects and market dynamics.

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