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Your Simpsons character
Xentio embodies the rebellious, anti-authority spirit of Bart Simpson, specifically through his constant defiance of the status quo and the ruling power. Just as Bart rebels against Principal Skinner, Xentio frequently lashes out at the Condesce and her associates, tweeting, “Crockercorp is ass Crockercorp makes no good products The batterbitch is stupid”. His impulsive and mischievous nature is evident when he proposes to “rally all of the trolls i can to fight the condese”, mirroring Bart's tendency to lead neighborhood kids into chaotic schemes. Both characters share a frantic energy, seen when Xentio arrives at an event “drenched in sweat” after running a marathon. Finally, like Bart's frequent outbursts, Xentio's writer even uses the account to vent about drama, asserting they won't be “FUCKING STUPID AND POST THAT IN THW THREAD”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Xentio exhibits Extroversion through their impulsive social engagement and desire to “rally all of the trolls i can to fight the condese”, showing a drive to lead collective action. Their Intuition is seen in their focus on grand, abstract rebellions against the Condesce and Crockercorp rather than mundane daily life, often using the platform for “Interaction bait”. They lean toward Feeling, as their posts are highly emotionally charged, reacting with intense vitriol toward Crockercorp or panic about being late, such as when they ask, “IM SO SORRY I QAS LATE HOW LATE EVEN AM I???”. Finally, their Perceiving trait is evident in their disorganized, spontaneous posting style and the writer's admission of “a combined lack of interest” and inactivity, suggesting a flexible rather than structured approach to their online presence.

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Leading the resistance against Crockercorp from Alternia. 6 sweeps. I once ran a marathon to a masquerade just to be late. (OC parody by @styroth. DNFI: DNI rules.)– @XentioAlonde

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a chaotic, experimental mix reflecting a troll who is “so nervous to interact” but loudly anti-establishment. The deep blackberry liqueur represents his mysterious blood color that he’s “noq qondering why you haven't bat an eye at”, while the sour lime mimics his aggressive stance that “Crockercorp is ass”. The frothy egg white top is a nod to his exhaustion and need for “recuperacoons” after running a marathon to the party. It is a strong, bitter drink for someone ready to “rally all of the trolls i can to fight the condese”.

Your Hogwarts House
Xentio exhibits the classic Gryffindor trait of reckless bravery and a desire to lead a rebellion, as seen when he asks, “Gang what if I rally all of the trolls i can to fight the condese”. He is vocal and confrontational about his beliefs, repeatedly insulting authority figures by stating “Crockercorp is ass... The batterbitch is stupid Dont obey”. His impulsivity is highlighted by his physical exertion to join social events, shown when he “bursts into the masquerade, drenched in sweat” after running a marathon. Furthermore, he acts as a protector within his community, “Boosting this on here as a warning... Stay away from cobalt”, demonstrating the house's signature chivalry and protective nature.

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This song perfectly mirrors Xentio’s rebellious, anti-authoritarian stance against the power structures of Alternia. He frequently broadcasts his disdain for the ruling class, explicitly stating, “Crockercorp is ass... The batterbitch is stupid Dont obey.” His desire to lead an uprising is clear when he asks, “Gang what if I rally all of the trolls i can to fight the condese”, aligning with the song's themes of social unrest and finding a voice in a chaotic world. Even when acknowledging a rare moment of agreement, he frames it as a “Rare condese Q?”, maintaining his identity as a defiant outsider who uses social media as his own personal 'revolution radio' to warn others and spread dissent.

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