Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally aware: Openly recognizes and describes feelings, like acknowledging how being ignored or mixed signals affect him in “ionno if its jst me bruh but croomf has been ignoring me lately i may as well just end it 👀👀👀 why is it always like ts bro they always give me mixed signals” and “hard truth is realising nobody cares about your problems as much as you do”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows strong fondness for friends and people he cares about, like missing someone right after leaving them in “Miss her so bad (I left 30 mins ago)” and frequently talking about crushes and ‘oomfs’ in posts such as “sometimes i hate having a crush because the only thing on my mind is them”.
- Humorous observer: Uses jokes and absurd observations to talk about daily life, like comparing Trump’s hand to steak in “trumps hand kinda looks like the inside of steak” and describing teachers’ walking style in “do all teachwrs seriously walk like they just got beaten up”.
- Self-protective: Sets boundaries and defends himself, like calling himself his own defender in “i am my number one defender” and recognizing that he’ll stop sharing in group chats when ignored in “tbh i hate when i get ignored in gcs atp i js wont say a personal story bro😳😳😳”.
- Community-oriented: Engages with multiple fandom and Twitter communities and actively seeks mutuals, as shown in promotional posts like “hii!1 . . . jayan he him — 3teen — #promotwt — #moothunt #ohshctwt #cherrycrushtwt...” and “ohh... #cherrycrushtwt u wna oomf me up sb ohh... #alnsttwt u wna oomf me up sb...”.
Weaknesses:
- Negative self-talk: Frequently uses self-directed insults and harsh thoughts, like “ure so freaking fat” and “i may as well just end it 👀👀👀”, which reinforces a critical self-image.
- Suicidal ideation: Openly references wanting to die or kill himself when distressed, as in “yes my first thought when something makes me upset is 'i want to die'” and “am i the only one who never tells anybody directly that i wanna kill myself? like yeah, i do.”.
- Rejection sensitivity: Strongly affected by being ignored or losing attention, like feeling devastated over being ignored by a crush in “croomf has been ignoring me lately i may as well just end it” and worrying about losing followers in “am i secretly being cancelled somewhere i lost 7 followers kn a day”.
- Attention preoccupation: Very focused on follower counts and validation, repeatedly posting about numbers like “NO IM BACK AT 299 IM SORRY WHAT DID I DO”, “HOLY I LOST 4 FOLLOWES OVER NIGHT”, and “spare 5 im almost at 300....”.
- Health neglect: Keeps going to school and pushing himself despite feeling very sick, as shown in “Im so sick why am i even going to school”, “my throat hurrs so bad oh my god”, and “my nose is so clogged it feels like im suffocating” without mentioning real rest or care.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They match Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, funny, emotional, and a little self-destructive but ultimately soft-hearted. Like Bart, they lean into impulsive, dramatic reactions, saying things like “ionno if its jst me bruh but croomf has been ignoring me lately i may as well just end it 👀👀👀 why is it always like ts bro they always give me mixed signals” and “yes my first thought when something makes me upset is 'i want to die'”, which echo Bart’s melodramatic way of handling stress. They also have a mischievous, irreverent sense of humor, joking about school, teachers, and classmates in tweets like “do all teachwrs seriously walk like they just got beaten up” and “I witnessed two of my classmates shove their fingers up their friends butthole,, we were In CHURCH”. At the same time, underneath the jokes and chaos, they clearly care a lot about friends and crushes, as seen in “sometimes i hate having a crush because the only thing on my mind is them” and “Miss her so bad (I left 30 mins ago)”, which fits Bart’s secretly sentimental side. Their constant tussle with authority and school exhaustion in posts like “Im so sick why am i even going to school” also mirrors Bart’s classic ‘I’m over this’ student energy. Overall, the blend of loud humor, chaotic school life, hidden sensitivity, and dramatic reactions aligns them squarely with Bart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They present as an Extrovert (E): they constantly interact with friends and oomfs, care about follower counts, and talk about social energy, e.g. waiting for a friend to arrive on a motorbike and posting things like “good morning oomfs we off to school😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢❌❌❌❌❌” and “im so annoying w going to people and asking them to listen to my vents abt croomf ”, which shows they process feelings out loud and with others rather than privately. Their style points strongly to Intuition (N): instead of focusing mainly on concrete tasks, they often dramatize, conceptualize, and exaggerate, like “hard truth is realising nobody cares about your problems as much as you do” and jokingly theorizing about labels in “i just found out what almondsexual is,, am i the only one who thinks if you label yourself that way you're just pan😭”. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, centering emotions, relationships, and validation: they get hurt by being ignored (“tbh i hate when i get ignored in gcs atp i js wont say a personal story bro😳😳😳”) and speak in an emotionally charged, empathetic way, even when self-deprecating, like “am i the only one who never tells anybody directly that i wanna kill myself? ... it makes me feel so stupid like noo stfu no one cares”. Finally, they lean Perceiving (P) more than Judging: they are spontaneous, late, and go-with-the-flow, as in “DUDE I WAS LATE BY 30 MINS FOR ENRICHMENT CLASS BCECAUSE I GOT THE TIMING WRONG IM CRINE”, “i just missed my bus but im too nonchalant to care 😳”, and the overall chaotic, unplanned feel of their daily posts. Putting these together—outwardly expressive, emotionally and relationally focused, dramatic, and spontaneous—the profile lines up best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your first thought when you’re upset is ‘I want to die’ — if it helps, my first thought when I saw your profile was ‘I want to wife this Belieber Henry-Danger-watching, McDonald’s-craving menace.’ Priorities 👉 fixed.
- You ending choir an hour early is crazy, because I swear every time you tweet about croomf I hear a whole musical in my head — if you ever need a duet partner (on stage or in life), I volunteer as tribute.
- You missing the bus, missing school, missing Soraxx… it’s a pattern. To balance it out, how about you stop missing out on me and let me be the one thing you don’t fumble?
- You said gender is confusing, playlists import wrong, and the bus app lies — fair. But one thing that isn’t confusing is how hard I’m crushing on the chaotic, sick-but-still-going-to-school, tapioca-chip-enjoyer named Jayan.
- You’re worried about losing followers and being ‘too chalant,’ but you’ve got me checking your timeline like I’m stalking a burnbook account — at this point, you could call me 67 because I’m down bad and not even sorry.
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Jayan • 13, he/him • Singapore student who misses the bus, ends choir early & vents online between McDonald’s runs and Henry Danger rewatches– @xenyako
Your signature cocktail
Shawty Enie Meenie McFlurry Fizz
The Shawty Enie Meenie McFlurry Fizz is a chaotic-sweet, slightly sour highball that matches their hyper, dramatic timeline and soft side. The base of lychee soda with extra ice is bright and bubbly for their loud online energy and Singapore heat, echoing “singapore IS TOO HOT!!!”. A shot of sour apple brings the mood swings and low-key anger, like when they say “am i the only one who kinda gets pissed off when i hear someones voice like😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭shuttuppp” and “hard truth is realising nobody cares about your problems as much as you do”. The honey chamomile reduction stands for the vulnerable, exhausted kid under the jokes who says “NAHH immso fucking tired dude i hate this” and hints at their quieter, reflective side when they overthink posting, like “tbh ive been active on twitter for quite awhile and i still overthink before i post”. A float of McDonald’s vanilla soft-serve is mandatory, honoring their sick-day comfort food craving in “Im gonna get mcdonalds 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤#sick” and their repeated mourning of fast food like “i miss my mcdonalds i had yesterday”. Finally, the crushed tapioca chips rim is the crunchy little in-joke for their snack obsessions in “i need to restock on tapioca chips” and the way they cling to tiny comforts while tweeting things like “Its already thursday yesyes.... one more day...i can do it....”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Jayan shows a strong Hufflepuff mix of loyalty, feelings-centered thinking, and a desire to be fair and considerate with others. They worry about oversharing vents and annoying people, showing they care a lot about how they affect friends, as in “im so annoying w going to people and asking them to listen to my vents abt croomf ” and “tbh i hate when i get ignored in gcs atp i js wont say a personal story bro😳😳😳”. They value emotional effort and honesty in relationships, preferring genuine responsibility over ego in “apologising knowing its your fault is sm better than apologising bcs the other party refuses to,, like id rather be proven wrong tbh 👀”. Their posts about being there for friends and playing games they don’t fully enjoy just to make others happy, like “i hate it when i dont enjoy a game as much as my friend does but i still play w them to make them happy”, show classic Hufflepuff selfless loyalty. Even when they feel uncared for, as in “hard truth is realising nobody cares about your problems as much as you do”, they keep seeking connection and kindness rather than turning cold or ruthless, reinforcing Hufflepuff over Slytherin. Their humor and occasional dramatic phrasing mask someone who is fundamentally led by attachment to friends and a desire to be a good, considerate person, which fits Hufflepuff best.
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Your song
Love Yourself - Justin Bieber
A well‑suited song for them is Love Yourself by Justin Bieber. They literally call themself a “ℬelieber!” in their bio, and they post about Justin a lot, like “justinbiebers verse in despacito”, so a Bieber track fits their stan side perfectly. At the same time, this song’s theme of learning to set boundaries and prioritize your own feelings matches tweets like “hard truth is realising nobody cares about your problems as much as you do” and “i am my number one defender”. They’re emotional, self‑deprecating, and dramatic about crushes and friendships—“ionno if its jst me bruh but croomf has been ignoring me lately i may as well just end it 👀👀👀”—which resonates with the song’s mix of vulnerability and quiet confidence. Overall, Love Yourself captures their blend of sensitive overthinking, messy relationships, and the desire to eventually put themselves first.
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