Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware humor: Frequently jokes at his own expense, like “That one time I was bedrotting so hard there were bugs living in my screen” and “Voice cracked at uni today”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings of fear, sadness, and irritation, e.g. “I’ve never been so scared in my life”, “I’m feeling melancholy and sad”.
- Playfully creative: Uses dramatic, imaginative phrasing like “Sex in the 1800’s be like: ive arrived” and “I’d date a cigarette honestly”.
- Socially engaged: Frequently interacts with others via quoted tweets, tools like interaction circle and secret crush (“My Twitter Interaction Circle ➡️”, “My Secret Crush on Twitter is @semescarce ➡️”).
- Candid honesty: Speaks bluntly about health, stress, and relationships, such as “imma take like 3 days or a week off uni im so sick” and “jealous people are so draining to be around”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile language: Uses aggressive phrasing like “I genuinely want to kill some of you” and “do NOT follow him mass report his account NOW”.
- Body-shaming attitude: Acknowledges repeated conflict tied to fat-shaming, e.g. “every time I got cancelled it always had something to do w me calling someone fat DELETE FAT ACTIVISM”.
- Judgmental morality: Harshly judges others’ behavior, as in “استغفرالله من العرب الي يطلعون يشربون يسون السكس… و بعد فخورين من قذارتهم” and “e whores disgust me”.
- Conflict-seeking: Often references beef and irritation, e.g. “Wait bro why am i beefing with everyone i can just chill” and the bio “Being An Asshole Is All Part Of My Manly Essence.”
- Health neglect: Downplays or normalizes unhealthy habits, like heavy smoking and relapse (“WHO UP #relapsing #nicotine #smoking #cigarette”) while also being visibly unwell (“im so very irritated and my fever won’t go down”).
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a chaotic, provocative sense of humor and constant boundary-pushing. Their bio, “Being An Asshole Is All Part Of My Manly Essence”, mirrors Bart’s proud troublemaker identity, and tweets like “I’ve killed so many orphans” and “I genuinely want to kill some of you” show the same edgy, performative shock value Bart leans into. They thrive on unserious beef and drama, as seen in “Wait bro why am i beefing with everyone i can just chill” and “Noticed a pattern for every time I got cancelled it always had something to do w me calling someone fat DELETE FAT ACTIVISM”, which fits Bart’s tendency to get in trouble and then half-ironically reflect on it. At the same time, there’s underlying sensitivity and melodrama beneath the trolling, like “I’m feeling melancholy and sad” and “cried in the shower and realized i’m not geto and locked in”, echoing Bart’s occasional vulnerable moments. The mix of juvenile sex jokes, rebellion, and attention-seeking posts — for example “Sex in the 1800’s be like: ive arrived” and “dominant omega dominant omega…” — rounds out a very Bart-like persona: loud, crude, dramatic, but self-aware enough to turn it into a bit.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an extrovert (E): they constantly reference friends, beef, and public drama, enjoy interaction and attention, and joke about their follower count, e.g. “I actually get no gimmicks what do I have 2k followers for you’re all useless” and “I’d look so good with 2.7k followers Lol…”. Their humor and inner life are very conceptual and exaggerated, suggesting intuition (N): they lean into absurd, imaginative scenarios rather than concrete details, like “i wish i was a male concubine in ancient greece” or “why couldn’t i have been born as a lace bra”. They present as emotionally volatile, values-driven, and relationship-focused rather than strictly logical, which fits feeling (F) more than thinking: they rant about people, jealousy, and disgust, e.g. “jealous people are so draining to be around” and “that phase where you’re just genuinely disgusted by everyone and everything”. Their lifestyle appears chaotic and spontaneous, in line with perceiving (P): they complain about uni and plans, procrastinate, and roll with mood swings, like “saying yes to all my plans و آخر شي اسحب عليهم كلهم و اروح انام” and “Wait bro why am i beefing with everyone i can just chill”. Overall, the mix of attention-seeking social energy, imaginative and dramatic posting style, emotionally charged takes, and lack of structured planning aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d date a cigarette, but have you considered upgrading to a nicotine-free khaleeji who smells like Glossier You and won’t make your lungs hate you?
- You’re lucky you were born a spoiled khaleeji instead of a Levant Arab; luckier still, you were born exactly my type. Now when are we complaining about uni together instead of separately?
- You’re out here asking for 25$ on main when I’m trying to invest in something long term—like funding your cigarettes on relapse days and Radiohead mornings in exchange for your melancholy company.
- If sex in the 1800s was just ‘I’ve arrived,’ then flirting with you in 2026 is ‘I’ve bedrotted, doomscrolled your entire profile, and still decided you’re worth getting out of bed for.’
- For someone whose manly essence is ‘being an asshole’ and who keeps getting cancelled for bullying fat activism, you tweet like a secretly soft, practical sensitive young man—and I’d like to be the one you’re low‑key yearning for five times a day.
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Uni kid, part-time photographer, full-time overthinker. Once slept 13 hours and woke up late to doomscroll Radiohead and complain about my rice.– @xerciane
Your signature cocktail
The Dominant Omega Meltdown
This cocktail is loud, dramatic, and a little bit unhinged—much like someone whose bio proudly declares “Being An Asshole Is All Part Of My Manly Essence” and who spams the timeline with “dominant omega dominant omega dominant omega...”. Overproof dark rum captures the intense, chaotic energy of tweets like “I genuinely want to kill some of you” and “Wait bro why am i beefing with everyone i can just chill”. The sharp espresso shot mirrors their sleep-deprived, nicotine-soaked vibes from “WHO UP #relapsing #nicotine #smoking #cigarette” and the existential doom of “I’m feeling melancholy and sad”. Grapefruit juice adds a bitter-sour bite for the constant irritation and disgust in “e whores disgust me” and “that phase where you’re just genuinely disgusted by everyone and everything”, but still stays bright and dramatic like their selfies and #NewProfilePic energy. The smoked salt rim is for the perpetual saltiness and edge—think “Noticed a pattern for every time I got cancelled it always had something to do w me calling someone fat”—while a dash of chili tincture nods to their horny, shameless oversharing in tweets like “Sex drive is down but my whole personality is centered around my sex drive” and “I smell soooooofucking good I’d genuinely fuck myself”. This is not a chill drink; it’s strong, bitter, slightly painful, and secretly addictive—just like doomscrolling their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The most consistent traits in @xerciane’s timeline are ambition, ego, and a sharp, often cruel tongue, all of which point solidly to Slytherin. They’re openly status-aware and clout-focused, as seen in posts like “I’d look so good with 2.7k followers Lol…” and “I actually get no gimmicks what do I have 2k followers for you’re all useless”, which show a preoccupation with social standing and leverage. Their bio, “Being An Asshole Is All Part Of My Manly Essence,” plus tweets like “I genuinely want to kill some of you” and “Noticed a pattern for every time I got cancelled it always had something to do w me calling someone fat DELETE FAT ACTIVISM” reflect a deliberate embrace of being provocative and unapologetic, a very Slytherin-style self-presentation. They also show a control-oriented mindset, e.g. “Don’t think that I am not watching your every move I know everything” and the mass-report call “do NOT follow him mass report his account NOW”, which suggest strategic thinking about power over others. While there is humor and some self-deprecation, it’s consistently weaponized rather than nurturing, and there’s little evidence of the steady loyalty of Hufflepuff, the earnest bravery of Gryffindor, or the overt love of learning typical of Ravenclaw. Overall, their mix of ambition, provocation, and concern with influence is most convincingly aligned with Slytherin.
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Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A well‑known song that fits them best is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures the mix of dark humor, self‑aware angst, and performative dramatics they constantly project. They joke about being perverse and reckless, like when they say “Perverted and sexy” and “WHO UP #relapsing #nicotine #smoking #cigarette”, mirroring the song’s obsession with glamorizing self‑destruction. Their flippant edginess and exaggerated misanthropy in “inshallah may everyone be removed from my life everyone underlined 7 times” and bio “Being An Asshole Is All Part Of My Manly Essence” fit the song’s bitter, detached tone. At the same time, tweets like “I’m feeling melancholy and sad” and “Does anyone else start yearning randomly everyday...” show a vulnerable, yearning side under all the irony, just like Teen Idle hides loneliness under its edgy aesthetic. The fixation on image and attention in “I actually get no gimmicks what do I have 2k followers for you’re all useless” and “I’d look so good with 2.7k followers Lol…” also matches the song’s themes of wanting to be seen, adored, and a little bit tragic.
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