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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal: Her fierce defense of friends and family, like 'kimbanda é família' and long rants protecting those she helped, shows deep commitment to people she cares about.
- Expressive: She shares raw emotions and moments openly — e.g., 'cheguei na psicoterapia... chorando e tendo uma crise de ansiedade' — so she communicates feelings clearly and vividly.
- Caring: Her love for pets and working with children, 'meio que sou apaixonada na psicologia infantil' and 'mano eu e a minha melhor amg vamos ter dois ratinhos', reveal a nurturing side.
- Bold: She calls out people and social wrongs without hesitation, as in 'pessoal acha que vai falar e não vai escutar vai a merda' and multiple public confrontations, showing courage to speak up.
- Spiritual: Her repeated references to pombogira, exu and kimbanda — 'o chão que piso, pombogira preparou' — demonstrate deep spiritual grounding that shapes her life.
Weaknesses:
- Confrontational: Her habit of publicly roasting or shaming people — e.g., long takedowns like 'te desejo sorte, e muita LUTA' — can escalate conflicts and burn bridges.
- Impulsive shopper: She admits 'tenho que parar de comprar roupa isso é um vício meu deus do céu', which suggests impulsive spending that may cause stress.
- Over‑emotional: Her therapy anecdote ('no final da sessão está eu falando sem parar há 25 min, chorando e tendo uma crise de ansiedade') shows she can be overwhelmed and swept away by feelings.
- Petty streak: Her relish for long, gleeful call-outs and mockery — 'KKKKKKKKKKKK distorcendo TUDOOOOO' — indicates a pettiness that fuels drama.
- Boundary intensity: While she sets strong boundaries, the way she enforces them publicly ('não esquece que em nenhum aparece seu rosto... pode dar processo 😝') risks legal or relational fallout.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa matches Gab because of the mix of intellect, moral conviction and occasional theatricality: Gab studies psychology, worries about misuse of mental-health language ('virou moda chamar qualquer reclamação... banalizam um termo'), and cares about cultural/spiritual matters — much like Lisa's activism and moral outrage. Lisa’s musical sensitivity and emotional depth also echo Gab's 'maria bethânia é um sentimento' and therapy openness, making Lisa a surprisingly good mirror for Gab's brainy, principled, and sometimes performative self.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
ESFP fits Gab: Extraverted — she publicly celebrates social moments and posts a stream of relational updates ('melhor aniversário da minha vida com as melhores pessoas', 'fui tão feliz ontem'); Sensing — she enjoys concrete, sensory pleasures like tattoos, clothes and concerts ('sou viciada nas tatuagens da minha namorada', 'tenho que parar de comprar roupa'); Feeling — she makes decisions and statements rooted in emotion and values ('não preciso da validação de mais ngm... quem eu quero já se orgulha demais de mim'); Perceiving — her spontaneous, flexible style (impulse shopping, late replies: 'respondendo as msgs de parabéns 3 dias depois KKKKKKK') shows preference for adaptable, in-the-moment living. Together, her posts blend performative warmth, sensory pleasures, emotional authenticity and spontaneity — classic ESFP signals.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you were tarot, I'd never flip another card — I already found my future in 'sou viciada nas tatuagens da minha namorada' and it looks like us.
- Do your ratinhos approve? Because I'd move in with you, your pets and your camisolas any day — 'amo camisola pois elas facilitam dar pra minha mulher'.
- Call me Pombogira's assistant, because 'o chão que piso, pombogira preparou' and she clearly paved a path for our date night.
- I can't promise I won't roast you in front of the group, but I can promise belly laughs and tattoos — 'sou viciada nas tatuagens da minha namorada', wanna match?
- You + me + Maria Bethânia on vinyl = perfect night. 'maria bethânia é um sentimento!' — come be the feeling in my playlist.
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Psychology student • wife • pet-mom • proud practitioner of Afro‑Brazilian spirituality • tattoos, tarot & concerts enthusiast • here for love, tea & fierce boundary-setting– @xgabzz__
Your signature cocktail
Pombogira Pink
The 'Pombogira Pink' combines ritual heat and feminine sparkle to match Gab: hibiscus gives a deep rose color like her constant '🩷' vibe and devotion to Maria Bethânia, while cachaça/rum brings Brazilian, earthy fire reflecting 'kimbanda é família' and 'o chão que piso, pombogira preparou'. Lime keeps it zesty — like her biting, funny side ('pessoal acha que vai falar... vai a merda') — and the edible flower is a wink to her love of aesthetics and T-shirt/camisola intimacy ('amo camisola').
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Gab fits Gryffindor for her courageous, outspoken defense of loved ones and her willingness to call people out publicly; she writes things like 'pessoal acha que vai falar e não vai escutar vai a merda' which is unapologetically bold. She repeatedly confronts injustice and personal slights rather than staying silent, and her protective love for partner and friends ('amo minha namorada', 'kimbanda é família') shows the loyalty and bravery Gryffindor prizes. While she has a gentle, nurturing side as a psychology student and pet-mom, her dominant mode of action is direct and fearless, not quietly calculating.
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Girls Like Girls - Hayley Kiyoko
Hayley Kiyoko's 'Girls Like Girls' pairs perfectly with Gab's recurring celebration of her lesbian love and visible devotion — Gab's tweets 'i'm just a girl 🩷🌸🎀', 'amo minha namorada' and 'sou viciada nas tatuagens da minha namorada' all echo the song's unapologetic queer love anthem energy, combining tenderness with a bold, visible romantic identity.
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