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16. Arguing about markets, memes & geopolitics between exams. Once tried to explain capitalism in 3 tweets and started a week-long quote-tweet war.– @xgsbladee

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This user shows a strong Slytherin streak through confrontational confidence and ideological certainty. Their mocking of opponents in tweets like “'Capitalism = fascism' ass 😒😂😂😂😂😂😹😹😹” and “This sub is a circlejerk” suggests a willingness to aggressively defend their beliefs and dismiss others. They also display a desire for power and influence over narratives in “Now i can peddle fake news AND mainstream media will publish it nice”, which aligns with Slytherin’s association with cunning and manipulation of information. Their bio, identifying as an “Anarcho Capitalist,” combined with tweets like “USSR propped up a failing system, capitalism outlived & outperformed it everywhere”, shows ideological ambition and a competitive, winner/loser view of systems. Finally, the repeated demands for action in “THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT NIGGGGAAAAA” and “THEN FIX IT NIGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” convey a drive to push others toward decisive, forceful behavior, reinforcing a Slytherin orientation more than the calmer, cooperative qualities of other houses.

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The best fit is Monëy so big by Yeat, because their whole vibe is a mix of terminally online meme energy, hype rap aesthetics, and hardcore pro-capitalist posting. They openly stan Yeat, threatening that “if nigga yeat steps foot here before 2027 i swear to god bro”, which already anchors their taste squarely in that lane. Their bio, “16 🟨⬛ Anarcho Capitalist,” plus tweets clowning leftists like “'Capitalism = fascism' ass 😒😂😂😂😂😂😹😹😹” and defending markets with “USSR propped up a failing system, capitalism outlived & outperformed it everywhere”, fits Yeat’s flex-heavy, money-and-power-centric themes. The chaotic, over-the-top energy in posts like “THEN FIX IT NIGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” mirrors the aggressive, maximalist feel of the track. Overall, that combination of Yeat fandom, crypto/capitalist posting like “Banning crypto is retardium peak”, and loud, unfiltered attitude makes Monëy so big a near-perfect theme song for them.

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