Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Openly expresses love and care for Sam and Lumi, e.g. celebrating their polyamorous relationship and saying “El amor es real…” and affectionate posts like “FELIZ SAN VALENTÍN AMOR”.
- Hardworking student: Balances university, work, legal studies, titling and migration processes, as in “se me juntó todo, la uni el trabajo mi proceso de titulación mi proceso de migración”.
- Supportive friend: Frequently uplifts and includes friends in her life, e.g. cleaning as self‑care and sharing with others “Que terapéutico es limpiar mi cuarto” and playful posts involving @Iuciferium and @luminareias like “Volvió el trío esquizofrénico”.
- Self‑reflective: Open about traumas and growth, such as facing fear of abandonment by going to the cinema alone and calling it “Un avance !!”.
- Dedicated fan: Shows strong commitment and enthusiasm for Formula 1 and favorite drivers, adjusting her reading schedule based on races and drivers’ wins, e.g. “Iba a subir la lectura hoy pero me enojé con el resultado del gp” and celebrating “OSACR GANÓ EL GP FIESTA PEDAAAA”.
Weaknesses:
- Overextended workload: Frequently mentions exhaustion and lack of time due to work, university and other processes, as in “no tengo tiempo ni de respirar… se me juntó todo”.
- Emotional burnout: Reports being drained after tarot readings, e.g. “Iba a subir lectura pero hice una y me quedé sin energía” and “me quedé sin energía wuai, es me pasa por hacer una lectura de 24 cartas”.
- Impulsive spending: Often jokes about running out of money due to purchases, like “me pagaron ayer y ya no tengo nada… por ese maquillaje carísimo”, expensive F1 merch in “todo lo de la f1 está caro… ya me gasté 3 mil ahí en los tenis”, and “ya me quedé sin dinero de nuevo”.
- Conflict avoidance: Admits difficulty confronting others, saying “cuando me mandan a pelear no puedo por que quiero llorar”.
- Work frustration: Expresses strong irritation with her boss and job, e.g. “Me fastidia mi jefa basta señora déjeme en paz… Ya quiero que sea agosto para irme de esa tortura”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, idealistic, anxious at times, and very emotionally open. Like Lisa, they’re studious and proud of their education and skills, as seen in “Ustedes si creerían que estudió derecho y ciencias jurídicas ?” and their bio “Licenciada en Derecho”. They’re multilingual and intellectually curious, mirroring Lisa’s overachiever vibe: “Cada día más agradecida por saber 4 idiomas”. They show empathy and emotional depth when talking about their relationships and grief, like “el amor es real… poliamor (abierto)” and the loss of their cat in “el amor de mi vida yun falleció”. Their mix of activism-ish frustration and sensitive oversharing—complaining about work, migraines, and burnout in “no tengo tiempo ni de respirar… uni, trabajo, titulación, migración”—fits Lisa’s combination of competence, stress, and emotional intensity more than any other core Simpsons character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show strong Extraversion: they constantly reference friends/partners, group chats and calls, and seem energized by interaction, e.g. talking about calls to play with Sam in “así que hacemos llamada para jugar por qué el amor si existe”, and joking about group dynamics in “Hablar con lumi en llamada es el que me escuche con mi dislexia al máximo”. Their focus leans to Intuition rather than pure Sensing: even when mentioning concrete things (work, Formula 1, migration, makeup), they quickly move into meanings, feelings, and future possibilities, such as framing a solo cinema visit as emotional growth in “Un avance !!” and musing about dreams and spiritual readings like “Alguien me ayuda a interpretar un sueño ?”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: decisions and commentary are driven by emotions, relationships and values—mourning a cat in “el amor de mi vida yun falleció”, open affection for partners and polyam relationship in “nuestro amor ha luchado y durado”, and frequent self-disclosure about fears and traumas in “no me gusta estar sola por miedo al abandono ( jajaja traumas )”. Finally, they look more Perceiving than Judging: they often procrastinate or change plans (e.g. “Iba a subir la lectura hoy pero me enojé con el resultado del gp de hoy así que no hay nada”), get overwhelmed by simultaneous commitments in “no tengo tiempo ni de respirar… se me juntó todo”, and speak in a spontaneous, flexible tone about work, readings, and hobbies rather than showing rigid structure. Overall, an enthusiastic, people‑oriented, emotionally expressive, and somewhat scattered style fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d focus on Formula 1 after posting your readings… so tell me, are we going mutable first or are you ready to make me your OP81 pole position? Because I’d absolutely let you overtake my heart for Oscar’s sixth win.
- You went to the cinema alone to confront your fear of abandonment and spent three hours freezing but still called it ‘an advance’—if you can solo-queue life like that, imagine what we could do as a co-op run: you bring the Dior, I’ll bring the blanket, and we trauma-bond over the post-credit scene.
- As a ‘Licenciada en Derecho’ who pulls 24-card spreads and still has energy for F1, migración, and a polycule with Sam and Lumi, I have just one legal question: is it considered emotional damage if I fall for the girl whose fyp is all law TikTok and whose love is already open?
- You cleaned your room for therapy, mourned Yun, crossed in boat to la isla, survived your jefa, and still scream over Checo, Oscar, and hurricane season—no pickup line, just sincere: you radiate the kind of resilience and cariño that makes someone want to be part of your little chaotic universe.
- Your Monster-induced hallucinations, Dior-girl era, and ‘I swear I’m hetero’ tweet are all strong evidence… but as a four‑language, tarot‑reading, F1‑obsessed Mexican lawyer in an open poly thing, I think the real verdict is that you’re guilty of stealing my attention in dark mode.
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21 | Mexican lawyer, tarot & F1 enthusiast. Once skipped a reading out of rage at a GP result—professional, unless Oscar Piastri loses.– @xialchemy
Your signature cocktail
Polyamour on the Rocks
Spiced dark rum stands for her intense, ride-or-die energy and F1 passion, like when she pauses readings until Oscar wins again in “Iba a subir la lectura hoy pero me enojé con el resultado del gp de hoy así que no hay nada hasta que Oscar gane otro gp”. Hibiscus syrup brings bold color and a Mexican heart, echoing the heat and hurricanes in “Que horrible el calor en México, me quemo me estoy quemando… pero a lo que sí entramos es la temp de huracanes”. Sparkling grapefruit soda adds a playful, fizzy sweetness for her chaotic humor and love life, like the joyful chaos of “El amor es real por qué a pesar de las malas etapas nuestro amor ha luchado y durado… casi un año como poliamor (abierto)” and the trio in “Volvió el trío esquizofrénico @luminareias @Iuciferium”. A dash of espresso reflects her overworked law-student grind and constant fatigue, captured in “Ay amistades debo de ponerme la pala y subirles una lectura pero no tengo tiempo ni de respirar… la uni el trabajo mi proceso de titulación mi proceso de migración”. Edible silver glitter finishes it as a reminder that even when people try to dim her, she still shines, just like “La gente apaga tu brillo” and her proud Dior-girl posts in “Otro día más siendo una Dior Girl <3”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Giselle consistently centers loyalty and relationships, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff. Her open celebration of her partners and friends, such as the polyam relationship in “el amor es real por qué a pesar de las malas etapas nuestro amor ha luchado y durado” and the playful affection toward @Iuciferium and @luminareias in “Volvió el trío esquizofrénico @luminareias @Iuciferium”, shows deep emotional commitment and loyalty. She often frames her work (tarot readings, studies, job) in terms of showing up for others despite exhaustion, as in “Ay amistades debo de ponerme la pala y subirles una lectura pero no tengo tiempo ni de respirar… la uni el trabajo mi proceso de titulación mi proceso de migración” and “Como tengo esta cuenta muerta, and I think I have time Tuesday I’ll do a general reading”, which reflects a hardworking, service-oriented nature. Her tenderness toward animals and people—especially her cat in “Es el amor de mi vida y quiero que te mejores” and her anxiety about abandonment in “no me gusta estar sola por miedo al abandono ( jajaja traumas )”—highlights a kind, gentle disposition rather than ruthless ambition or cold rationality. Even her jokes about not being able to fight in “cuando me mandan a pelear no puedo por que quiero llorar” point away from Gryffindor-style bravado and toward empathic, emotionally sensitive Hufflepuff energy. While she is intelligent and multilingual, as seen in “Cada día más agradecida por saber 4 idiomas”, her defining traits are loyalty, care, and steady effort for the sake of loved ones—hallmarks of Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Shake It Off - Taylor Swift
A song that best suits @xialchemy is “Shake It Off” because her timeline shows someone who keeps going, jokes through stress, and refuses to let setbacks dim her energy. She openly vents and then moves on, like when she says “Una quiere agarrar la pala y le agarra una migraña de tres días ya 👺” or laughs about work and money struggles in “Wey yo, me pagaron ayer y ya no tengo nada 😭, todo por ese maquillaje carísimo golpea la pared”. Despite stress from uni, work, and migration in “se me juntó todo, la uni el trabajo mi proceso de titulación mi proceso de migración 😭😭😭”, she keeps a playful, dramatic tone instead of giving up. Her self-confidence and glow-up moments, like “Yo la mejor guerrera neta” and “por fin aprendí a hacerme la cara con maquillaje 😭😭😭 estoy feliz”, fit the song’s proud, carefree vibe. Even emotionally intense events, such as losing her cat in “el amor de mi vida yun falleció y ahora está descansando en paz”, are met with resilience and continued affection for life and her partners, mirroring the way the song turns pain into motion and joy. Her chaotic, loving trio energy with Sam and Lumi in tweets like “Volvió el trío esquizofrénico” and her loud F1 fangirling show that, like the song, she thrives by embracing her weirdness and shaking off judgment.
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