Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love and care for friends, family, pets, and partner, e.g. “meus amores eu amo vocês ta” and “meu amor te amo tanto”.
- Enthusiastic: Shows strong excitement about school events and hobbies, like planning pranks and parties in “ta eu e as meninas da sala ja planejando os trotes, o correio elegante, a festança omg #ansiosa”.
- Supportive: Celebrates others’ achievements and wishes them well, as in “mds tem um monte de amigo meu passando nas universidades mais fodas do país eu tenho muito orgulho de todos vocês amores”.
- Self-aware: Talks openly about own habits and personality, filling questionnaires like “sobre mim: • idade 16 • sexo feminino ...” and joking about protagonist syndrome in “meio sindrome de protagonista mas vou ter q esta sendo a cupido ta 😉”.
- Creative: Enjoys aesthetic choices, editing and fandom content, shown in making a new coloring in “gente oq acharam, meu primeiro coloring desde 2021 rs” and carefully curating icons/packs in “irei voltar com o icon do nikolai tá, toji te amo mas deu!!!”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Acknowledges acting on impulse without clear reason, like “nem to bebada e to agindo na impulsividade em quem eu coloco a culpa agora?”.
- Harshly-expressive: Uses very aggressive language when upset, for example “vai se fuder tudo eh propaganda no pinterest agora” and “que escola de bosta”.
- Conflict-prone: Talks about wanting to ‘attack’ or fight authority when frustrated, as in “vou fazer um atentado na escola só que com a diretoria pqp vsf que escola de bosta”.
- Overthinking: Ruminates on dreams and relationships, asking for help after recurring thoughts like “tô a 3 dias sonhando com a mesma pessoa alguém ajuda” and mentioning missing someone in “bateu saudades vou dormir p ver se passa”.
- Emotion-driven: Mood and reactions are strongly led by feelings, from sudden rage about news in “a próxima notícia é sempre a pior mesmo vai tomar no cu que país eh esse” to dramatic love/nostalgia in posts like “eu tbm ainda amo vc sabia”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, emotionally intense, and very opinionated, but also affectionate and loyal. Like Lisa, they’re nerdy about their interests and media, obsessing over anime/manga and rankings such as their JJK top 10: “ai vou fazer meu t10 só em questão de favoritismo mesmo 1. toji 2. choso 3. kirara…”. They show strong moral reactions and political frustration, similar to Lisa’s activism, for example: “caralho a próxima notícia é sempre a pior mesmo vai tomar no cu que país eh esse” and “rest in peace o caralho vai SE FUDER CLÃ ZENIN AQUI ESTAMOS FECHADAS COM A MAKI PORRA”. At the same time, they’re openly emotional and romantic, tweeting things like “meu amor te amo tanto” and “meus amores eu amo vocês ta”, which matches Lisa’s big heart and attachment to the people she cares about. Their mix of school concerns, planning events (“ta eu e as meninas da sala ja planejando os trotes, o correio elegante, a festança omg #ansiosa”), and feeling like the protagonist of their own story lines up well with Lisa’s thoughtful, slightly dramatic, but fundamentally earnest teenager energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly talk about going out, parties and friends, e.g. wanting to go out and drink in “QIERIA SAIR mas sair para beber badalar uhul 🎉” and hyping school events like “ja planejando os trotes, o correio elegante, a festança omg #ansiosa”. There’s also little concern for privacy; they openly share age, height and personal details in “sobre mim: • idade 16… • sexualidade hetero”, which fits E more than a guarded I. Their interests and language are strongly Intuitive: they obsess over fictional universes, characters and ships (e.g. long favorites lists in “ai vou fazer meu t10 só em questão de favoritismo mesmo” and “oi só queria deixar aq falado meus casais prediletos do mundo”), and express themselves in a very imaginative, metaphorical way rather than focusing on mundane detail. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: tweets are emotionally charged and relational, like “meus amores eu amo vocês ta” and the dramatic romantic angst in “bom dia gente tô a 3 dias sonhando com a mesma pessoa alguém ajuda”. Their judgments of people and media rely on value-laden reactions (e.g. moral outrage in “vai SE FUDER CLÃ ZENIN AQUI ESTAMOS FECHADAS COM A MAKI PORRA”) rather than structured logical analysis. Finally, they read as Perceiving: they are impulsive and flexible, openly acting on whims in “nem to bebada e to agindo na impulsividade em quem eu coloco a culpa agora?”, changing icons and aesthetics all the time in “talvez eu volte para o nikolai quem sabe 😚😚😚” and “e SE eu mudar a pack p gachiakuta..?”. Even when they budget school supplies in “vou gastar 100 reais na marechal… posso ser contratada para gerir contas 💸”, it’s playful rather than rigidly organized. Taken together, this mix of expressive sociability, fandom-driven imagination, emotional intensity and spontaneity fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re really 16, 1.62, hetero, roxo & cinza-coded and in love with Black Swan and Revenge of the Sith… can I be the chaotic crossover where Anakin takes you to a Jujutsu Kaisen screening and we leave early to buy your missing Gachiakuta volume 1 together?
- You said “homem é p sentar vocês querem amar” but joke’s on you, I’m here to do both: we sit side by side lendo mangá baratex and then I fall absurdly in love every time you rant about Toji, Choso and Nikolai.
- You’re planning trotes, correio elegante and festança with the girls… if I send you a correio elegante saying “I’ve been dreaming about you for 4 days seguidos, help,” does it get delivered in sala or direto no seu coração?
- Your top 10 JJK is Toji, Choso, Kirara, Hakari, Yuki, Gojo, Geto, Nanami, Megumi, Itadori and an honorable mention for Shoko… I know the meta doesn’t matter to you, so can I shamelessly ask for a spot as your non-canon husbando DLC?
- You complain about Pinterest ads, Pedro Assad ads, and celular com 1TB + cooler… proposta: I become your favorite non-sponsored content, appear só no seu feed do X e do Spotify, and the only thing I try to sell you is the idea of a date in Minas with Leozinho tocando ao fundo.
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Your new Twitter bio
16 • Minas in my heart, JJK & Gachiakuta in my veins. Collecting manga, overthinking dreams & planning school parties like a full‑time project manager.– @xiaozzito
Your signature cocktail
Nabbo Night Parade
This cocktail is built for someone who wants to go out and badalar but whose Uber money is already counted, echoing the budgeting vibe of “vou gastar 100 reais na marechal comprando material da escola esse ano… posso ser contratada para gerir contas 💸” and the complaint that “que roles são esse, 20 eh o dinheiro do uber se tiver barato”. The cachaça base, infused with purple grape skins, nods to Brazilian roots and their favorite colors, pulled from “cor fav roxo e cinza”. The kiwi and jabuticaba shrub brings a bright sweet–sour chaos that mirrors their mix of affection and drama seen in “meus amores eu amo vocês ta” and the fiery outburst “vou fazer um atentado na escola só que com a diretoria pqp vsf que escola de bosta”. Energy drink ice cubes reference their half-exhausted, half-hyper student life of dreaming about people and still saying “ai vou falar q to animada p voltar as aulas socorro” and the chaotic combo in “#quartou com 🥃 + 🔋 + 🧊 ok não quero guerra com ninguém”. A dry vermouth mist adds a slightly bitter, grown-up edge for the moments of political and existential rage like “caralho a próxima notícia é sempre a pior mesmo vai tomar no cu que país eh esse”. Finally, the activated charcoal sugar rim is a visual tribute to their goth‑leaning, anime-fangirl aesthetics and dark humor about men, from “homem eh p sentar você vocês querem amar” to the full-throttle stan energy in “rest in peace o caralho vai SE FUDER CLÃ ZENIN AQUI ESTAMOS FECHADAS COM A MAKI PORRA”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The strongest pattern in their tweets is Gryffindor-style boldness and impulsiveness. They casually talk about acting on impulse and then justifying it, e.g. “nem to bebada e to agindo na impulsividade em quem eu coloco a culpa agora?”, which fits Gryffindor’s tendency to act first and think later. Their willingness to openly rant against authority, as in “vou fazer um atentado na escola só que com a diretoria pqp vsf que escola de bosta”, shows confrontational courage and a strong sense of outrage when something feels unfair. They also show a bit of a hero/protagonist complex and eagerness to throw themselves into dramatic roles, like “meio sindrome de protagonista mas vou ter q esta sendo a cupido ta 😉”. Even their social plans have an energetic, fearless tone: “QIERIA SAIR mas sair para beber badalar uhul 🎉 mas não tem ninguém disponível hoje que isso”. While there are hints of loyalty and warmth toward friends (“mds tem um monte de amigo meu passando nas universidades mais fodas do país eu tenho muito orgulho de todos vocês amores”), the dominant traits are impulsive boldness, emotional directness, and willingness to stir things up, which align best with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
thank u, next - Ariana Grande
A song that best fits them is thank u, next by Ariana Grande, because it mixes drama, self-awareness, and moving on from relationships while still being a bit of a romantic. They oscillate between intense love and frustration, like when they post “meu amor te amo tanto” and also things like “no caso a bb q não quer voltar e nem quer ver outra com ele sou eu rs”. The song’s theme of processing exes and heartbreak with a mix of irony and genuine feeling matches tweets such as “bateu saudades vou dormir p ver se passa” and “to pedindo socorro meu único pedido aquele amor gostoso faz denovo comigo”. At the same time, they are clearly focused on their own glow-up and future — planning school events, celebrating friends in top universities, and hyping their own interests (“mds tem um monte de amigo meu passando nas universidades mais fodas do país eu tenho muito orgulho de todos vocês amores”, “oi posso volta?”). thank u, next captures that exact mix of chaotic love life, emotional honesty, and a girl who’s ultimately centering herself and her own growth.
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