Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for fandoms, ships and AUs, like yelling about Hollanov, Sasunaru and others in tweets such as “OS HOLLANOV DE SASUNARU EU VOU MORRER”.
- Supportive friend: Encourages and reassures friends, e.g. telling someone to post without fear in “oi ja pode postar ta nao tenha medo” and being proud of treating friends well in “eu quando trato meus amigos bem o suficiente p eles n aceitarem qualquer coisa”.
- Hardworking professional: Expresses genuine love of working and desire to work seriously in “jamais reclamarei de trabalhar eu amo trabalhar mesmo cansado” and excitement in “mal posso esperar pra trabalhar a serio”.
- Insightful reader: Does fanfic reviews and reflects on stories and characters, as seen in the bio “fanfic reviews” and comments like “pois meu sonho é já esquecer essa au e ler como se fosse a primeira vez”.
- Spiritual advisor: Shows confidence and responsibility in spiritual work and tarot, such as discussing readings with a consulente in “a conversa que tive com minha consulente esses dias meio que abriu um pouco minha mente” and affirming accurate guidance in “pois aki o pai é certeiro”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional volatility: Shifts quickly between high excitement and distress, e.g. all‑caps screaming over fandom in “ESTOU UIVANDO SALIVANDO DESMIOLANDO” and feeling mentally unbalanced in “odeio quando sinto vontade de beber e fumar porque isso prova meu desequilíbrio chegando”.
- Self-destructive urges: Talks about overdrinking and smoking despite hating it, like “vou encher tanto a cara que no dia seguinte vou estar vomitando minhas tripas e vou fumar pra apagar o gosto da bebida”.
- Age anxiety: Struggles with getting older, shown by discomfort with an upcoming birthday in “falta pouquíssimo tempo pra eu fazer 21 anos e simplismente nao consigo aceitar isso”.
- Romantic frustration: Expresses strong longing and tension around love and attraction, for example “amigos eu quero amar” and intense desire in “eu quero tanto ele que eu to salivando”.
- Boundary strain: Holds tightly onto close relationships even when others pull back for protection, as in “meu melhor amigo de tentar me afastar pra se proteger… depois de todos esses anos ele acha que vou desistir facilmente”, suggesting difficulty with emotional distance.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come across as emotionally intense, hyper-verbal, and self-analytical in a very Lisa-like way, oscillating between existential dread and nerdy enthusiasm, e.g. worrying about growing older in “falta pouquíssimo tempo pra eu fazer 21 anos e simplismente nao consigo aceitar isso”. Like Lisa, they proudly embrace being a non-academic nerd in “acabo de perceber que sou literalmente o NERD mais nerd não acadêmico que eu já conheci em toda minha vida”, and they’re reflective about mental health and imbalance in “odeio quando sinto vontade de beber e fumar porque isso prova meu desequilíbrio chegando”. There’s also a strong sense of care for others and wanting to help them grow, visible in “eu quando trato meus amigos bem o suficiente p eles n aceitarem qualquer coisa” and in their reflections on tarot consultations in “acho que a conversa que tive com minha consulente esses dias meio que abriu um pouco minha mente pra algumas coisas que antes eu ignorava”. Their spiritual seriousness about tarot and pomba gira, along with a belief in change and agency in “manos, tudo que a gente faz é mutável… pq tudo é consequência de uma ação”, fits Lisa’s tendency to question systems and think philosophically. At the same time, their dramatic fandom reactions and caps-lock screaming, like “ESTOU UIVANDO SALIVANDO DESMIOLANDO MEU DEUS QUE TWINK FILHO DUMA PUTS EU QUERO ELE”, echo Lisa’s own over-the-top passion when she fixates on a cause, crush, or piece of media.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert: they constantly interact with mutuals, react loudly in all caps, and clearly feed off social energy and fandom circles, e.g. “oi ja pode postar ta nao tenha medo” and “deus que perdoe amo dar rt”, which show enthusiasm for sharing and engagement rather than withdrawal. Their interests and language are strongly Intuitive: they love fanfics, ships, and symbolic/spiritual content like tarot and pomba gira, reflecting focus on meanings and possibilities rather than concrete facts, as in “amo quando as pessoas que tiram comigo vão em pai de santo ou terreiro... pois aki o pai é certeiro” and “OS HOLLANOV DE SASUNARU EU VOU MORRER”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: tweets center on desire, affection, hurt, and emotional support for friends—“sinto que passei por mais uma das tentativas do meu melhor amigo de tentar me afastar pra se proteger… depois de todos esses anos ele acha que vou desistir facilmente” and “eu quando trato meus amigos bem o suficiente p eles n aceitarem qualquer coisa” show priority on relationships and empathy. Finally, they look more Perceiving than Judging: their timeline is impulsive, chaotic, and stream-of-consciousness—intense thirst posts, sudden mood shifts about drinking, and impatient waiting like “esperando meu sasu chegar mas nao chega nunca esta porra” suggest spontaneity and flexible plans rather than structured, orderly life. Together, this enthusiastic, emotional, fandom-driven and improvisational style aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you’re out here howling over Hollanov, Sasunaru and that twink on the timeline… should I join the pack or just let you mark me as your favorite AU, omega gay nerd non‑acadêmico edition?
- You said you’re waiting for your Sasuke and he ‘never arrives’ — plot twist: I show up at your door like a long‑lost chapter of your favorite Sasunaru AU, ready to make you scream in the quotes instead of in the drafts.
- You review fanfics, read tarot, and get your readings confirmed by terreiros… if you pull my cards and see ‘future mutable’, can I spend the rest of my life changing it just to keep you laughing like that SKSKSKSK tweet?
- You joked about moving near waterfalls to live ‘like a little onça drinking water’ — how about I’m the idiot who follows you there with flocos ice cream in one hand and a stack of Hollanov AUs in the other, just to see you happy?
- You hate drinking and smoking but still threaten to ‘get wasted and smoke’ when the desequilíbrio hits… let me replace that: next time you feel like that, we put on Teen Wolf (Stiles only cut), read spideypool and Zosan, and I’ll be your healthy coping mechanism with deluxe cuddles.
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Your new Twitter bio
21 soon, tarot reader & fic reviewer. Once read an AU so good I forgot to eat my ice cream. Here for sasunaru, spideypool and unhinged live reactions.– @xielianmeu
Your signature cocktail
Sasunaru Moon Howler
The Sparkling sake with yuzu is for their bubbly, chaotic nerd energy and upcoming 21st birthday crisis, echoing the mood of “falta pouquíssimo tempo pra eu fazer 21 anos e simplismente nao consigo aceitar isso”. Blue curaçao captures the deep blue, dramatic yearning of their Sasuke/Naruto and Hollanov obsessions, like when they scream “OS HOLLANOV DE SASUNARU EU VOU MORRER” and “esperando meu sasu chegar mas nao chega nunca esta porra”. Spiced hibiscus syrup adds sweetness with a bite, reflecting the mix of affection and sharp commentary in “sinto que passei por mais uma das tentativas do meu melhor amigo de tentar me afastar pra se proteger 🙄🙄🙄” and their unfiltered thirst in “ESTOU UIVANDO SALIVANDO DESMIOLANDO MEU DEUS QUE TWINK FILHO DUMA PUTS EU QUERO ELE”. Coconut water ice cubes ground the drink, nodding to their wish to live like an “oncinha” near water in “espero um dia me mudar pra perto da praia e de cachoeiras pra viver igual uma oncinha bebeno agua” and to the emotional hangovers implied in “odeio quando sinto vontade de beber e fumar porque isso prova meu desequilíbrio chegando”. Finally, edible silver glitter represents their tarot/umbanda mystique and starry self-image as a precise reader who loves when the terreiro confirms them, like in “amo quando as pessoas que tiram comigo vão em pai de santo ou terreiro... pois aki o pai é certeiro” and their bio’s celestial vibe.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The strongest throughline in their tweets is loyalty and emotional caretaking, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They talk about how they treat their friends so well that those friends stop accepting mistreatment from others, proudly posting “eu quando trato meus amigos bem o suficiente p eles n aceitarem qualquer coisa”, showing a nurturing, protective stance toward their circle. When their best friend tries to distance himself for self‑protection, they refuse to give up on the relationship, saying “depois de todos esses anos ele acha que vou desistir facilmente”, which is classic Hufflepuff loyalty and persistence. They also express a genuine love of working hard, writing “jamais reclamarei de trabalhar eu amo trabalhar mesmo cansado eu amo fazer isso e quando nao trabalho sinto saudades de trabalhar”, aligning with the house’s dedication and work ethic. Even in their tarot practice, they focus on responsible guidance and personal agency rather than fatalism, as in “tudo que a gente faz é mutável ... pq tudo é consequência de uma ação”, suggesting a grounded, fair-minded approach rather than ambition or showmanship. While they’re passionate, nerdy, and witty (traits that could hint at other houses), the dominant pattern is steadfast care for others, enjoyment of work, and a quietly stubborn devotion to people they love—very Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
Their tweets mix dark humor, self‑awareness, and anxiety about growing up, which fits MARINA’s Teen Idle almost perfectly. They’re openly dreading adulthood, saying things like “falta pouquíssimo tempo pra eu fazer 21 anos e simplismente nao consigo aceitar isso”, echoing the song’s obsession with lost youth and the fear of what comes next. There’s a strong push‑pull between hedonism and self‑disgust when they talk about drinking and smoking: “e eu vou encher tanto a cara que no dia seguinte vou estar vomitando minhas tripas e vou fumar pra apagar o gosto da bebida porque eu odeio tanto essa porra” and “odeio quando sinto vontade de beber e fumar porque isso prova meu desequilíbrio chegando”, which mirrors lines like “I wanna drink until I ache” and the song’s self-destructive glamour. At the same time, they’re dramatic, horny, and hyper-fandom-coded — screaming over fictional men and AUs like “ESTOU UIVANDO SALIVANDO DESMIOLANDO MEU DEUS QUE TWINK FILHO DUMA PUTS EU QUERO ELE” — which matches the heightened, theatrical teenage chaos in Teen Idle. Even their mix of spiritual/tarot seriousness with messy feelings, as in “amo quando as pessoas que tiram comigo vão em pai de santo ou terreiro… pois aki o pai é certeiro”, fits the song’s vibe of someone hyper-aware, a bit jaded, and still craving intensity and meaning.
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