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Your Simpsons character
The overall energy of this account fits Bart Simpson: chaotic, loud, dramatic, and constantly reacting to everything around them. They’re playful and irreverent, throwing around exaggerated reactions like “HE'S DYING I'M CRINE” and “HE'S MAKING A MESS DUDE BYE”, which mirrors Bart’s over-the-top commentary on any situation. Their school and groupwork frustration, such as “CAN MY GROUPMATES LOCK IN THIS IS THE PROJECT” and “Putanginang group 'to oh”, reflects Bart’s messy student life and constant minor conflicts with authority and peers. At the same time, they have a softer side under the chaos, like “My friend told me that she thinks I'm such a nice and sweet person and I paused a bit yo” and affirming others’ attractiveness in “regardless everyone is rlly pretty”, similar to how Bart occasionally shows unexpected emotional depth. Their obsession with online creators and fandom drama, e.g. “Need more theobaldthebird fanart” and “Wanna rewatch Parrot's Farlands vid but I lowk don't wanna watch my trio fall apart again”, also fits Bart’s hyperfixations and tendency to dive headfirst into whatever excites him. Overall, they read like a very online, modern Bart Simpson: mischievous, dramatic, and loud, but ultimately caring and emotionally aware.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as highly outgoing and energized by people and fandom interactions, constantly live-reacting to streams and group situations, which fits Extraversion: e.g. “WATCHING THE NEW BAABLU VID WITH WIFIES IN IT” and “I'm SO SLEEPY BUT MY FRIENDS R ALREADY SLEEPJNG AND NO ONE WILL WATCH OVER TBE GROUP AND GADGETS” show strong engagement with others. Their language is imaginative and pattern-focused rather than grounded in practical step‑by‑step details, like fandom theorizing and aura jokes in “He tryna aurafarm and get in The Zone yo” and “Lowk forgot I was eating lunch cuz I got too invested in the arg”, pointing to Intuition. They prioritize emotional reactions, relationships, and values over logic—venting about groupmates and affectionately simping for creators, as in “Yea bro I lowk don't even know what I'm going to do w you I did nothing at all and yet u're ignoring me on everything” and “THEO I LOVE YOU”—which supports Feeling. Their timeline is chaotic, reactive, and spontaneous, full of in‑the‑moment posts like “Dude I was genuinely so confused when my alarm went off I firgot I have class bro” and “Ok gtg”, suggesting Perceiving over structured planning. Overall, the excitable fandom focus, emotional expressiveness, and flexible, impulsive posting style fit best with ENFP.

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Student by day, VOD historian by night. Once forgot I was eating lunch because of an ARG thread. Mostly she/her, always live‑tweeting the chaos.– @xiouahh

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This cocktail starts with spiced apple rum as a nod to their bio, 🍎 XYZ kisser, and their slightly feral but sweet energy. The sharp calamansi juice represents their Filipino slang–laced rants like “Putanginang group 'to oh” and “Potanginang Entrep”, giving the drink a bright, chaotic sour kick. Brown sugar syrup adds warmth for the unexpectedly soft side that peeks through when they talk about friends, like “My friend told me that she thinks I'm such a nice and sweet person and I paused a bit yo”. The neon energy drink is for their hyper fandom and gamer chaos, from “WATCHING THE NEW BAABLU VID WITH WIFIES IN IT” to “He tryna aurafarm and get in The Zone yo”. Finally, popping candy on top captures the constant jump-cuts of their life—group projects, streams, spoilers, and emotional damage over Minecraft trios like “Wanna rewatch Parrot's Farlands vid but I lowk don't wanna watch my trio fall apart again 😁✌️”—because this drink, like their timeline, never sits still.

Your Hogwarts House
Xiou shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, kindness, and a steady, low‑ego way of caring about others. They talk about how their friend thinks they’re “nice and sweet,” and even though they’re unsure how to take it, they clearly value that perception: “My friend told me that she thinks I'm such a nice and sweet person and I paused a bit yo”. They’re patient and committed in group/academic settings even when frustrated, like staying for group work and being annoyed at the late groupmate instead of ditching: “U have got to be kidding me bro dumating ung isa naming groupmate kung kailan TAPOS NA KAMI” and “CAN MY GROUPMATES LOCK IN THIS IS THE PROJECT”. Their baseline worldview is inclusive and gentle— they explicitly say everyone is pretty, emphasizing seeing people kindly: “regardless everyone is rlly pretty”. They also show a down‑to‑earth desire to grow through everyday effort, like setting realistic self‑improvement goals: “For this year I will try to learn as many hobbies as possible” and “For this month I will try baking.”. While they have flashes of irritation and strong opinions, these are mostly protective or situational; the dominant pattern is loyalty, warmth, and steady effort, which aligns most closely with Hufflepuff.

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A dramatic, chaotic, but ultimately self-aware vibe fits them perfectly, and good 4 u captures that mix of emotional whiplash and sarcasm. They swing fast between affection and annoyance, like going from “Yea bro I lowk don't even know what I'm going to do w you I did nothing at all and yet u're ignoring me on everything” to intense stan energy such as “THEO I LOVE YOU” and “I love you Seo Jeongwoo”. Their TL is full of exaggerated reactions and dramatic caps, like “HE'S DYING I'M CRINE” and “I hope this stupid curse or whatever is happening ends”, which mirrors the song’s over-the-top emotional delivery. The mix of joking aggression and genuine feeling in lines such as “Genuinely can u shut up abr lost cause yo” and “Our perdev teacher is talking abt how she almost jumped a joyride rider because he ran over her dog,,, I mean I would too yo” also fits Olivia Rodrigo’s cathartic, slightly unhinged tone. Overall, their chaotic fangirl energy, internet slang, and flair for melodrama are very in line with the spirit and attitude of good 4 u.

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