Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Reflects on his own behavior and regrets, like wanting to forgive his younger self in “grok, faça me com que eu consiga me perdoar pelos meus erros juvenis…” and wishing he could fix past mistakes in “eu daria literalmente tudo que eu tenho pra poder voltar a 2016…”.
- Supportive: Shows care for people around him, saying “eu gosto de poder ajudar as pessoas” and affectionately tweeting “eu te amo victor” and “eu te amo”.
- Emotionally-open: Shares anxiety, guilt, and desire for peace openly, as in “ansiedade severa prime plus” and “que o ano que vem eu possa ter um pouco de paz na cabeça”.
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and jokes frequently, like mocking football situations in “URGENTE! ABEL FERREIRA CONFUNDE DATA, COMEMORA ANO NOVO NO DIA 30 E É VICE REVEILLON!!! 🚨🚨🚨” and laughing at memes in “smiling friends é muito bom…”.
- Affectionate: Expresses tenderness for animals and people, wanting to adopt all animals in “eu gostaria de adotar todos os animais do mundo” and celebrating sharing a birthday with a football idol in “eu faço aniversário no mesmo dia do Capita, isso já me deixa alegre”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive-language: Uses violent and insulting expressions, such as “paredão de fuzilamento pro Yuri Alberto” and “Raniele animal do caralho”.
- Harsh-judgment: Tends to dismiss others’ opinions strongly, like calling people cognitively impaired in “quem acha o Cristiano Ronaldo melhor… tem problema sério de cognição” and attacking referees as “juiz caseiro filho da puta”.
- Self-blaming: Carries heavy guilt and regret, seen in “eu doubr[o] o transtorno obsessivo compulsivo e passo pro próximo” and wanting to erase his own mistakes in “eu daria literalmente tudo que eu tenho pra poder voltar a 2016…”.
- Low-confidence: Talks about employment struggles and feeling stuck, like “busco emprego”, joking about returning to streaming because no company hires him in “eu quando for voltar a fazer live porque nenhuma empresa quer me contratar”, and complaining about rejection emails in “fase de merda: ficar recebendo email de empresa dizendo que você nao foi selecionado…”.
- Relationship-pessimism: Expresses difficulty maintaining connections, as in “boa parte das pessoas que passaram na minha vida (não estão mais) nutrem ódio à minha pessoa” and longing for a partner while sounding resigned in “quando será que vou ter uma mulher pra assistir family guy juntos”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user reads as a chaotic, self-deprecating, big-hearted adult who keeps stumbling but still believes things can get better, which lines up closely with Homer Simpson. Like Homer, he swings between despair and optimism, saying things like “serei uma pessoa diferente esse ano” and immediately also “ansiedade severa prime plus”. His frustration with work and job hunting mirrors Homer’s rocky professional life: “fase de merda: ficar recebendo email de empresa dizendo que você nao foi selecionado no processo seletivo” and “vou sim ex emprego, pode deixar que eu vou ir fazer o exame demissional depois que vocês terem me pagado já rsrsrsrs”. He has impulsive anger and over-the-top outbursts, like “paredão de fuzilamento pro Yuri Alberto”, but they sit alongside genuine affection and sentimentalism, such as “eu te amo” and “eu gosto de poder ajudar as pessoas”. The mix of football obsession, goofy humor, regret about past mistakes (“eu daria literalmente tudo que eu tenho pra poder voltar a 2016 e nao cometer os erros que cometi”), and a stubborn hope that “tudo vai dar certo” (“tudo vai dar certo”) feels very Homer: flawed, loud, often lost, but ultimately emotional and oddly hopeful.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they openly share emotions, frustrations and jokes with an audience, often addressing people directly and seeking interaction, e.g. “alguém quer ir num casamento comigo” and “quando será que vou ter uma mulher pra assistir family guy juntos”. Their focus is more Intuitive than concrete: they frequently make big-picture, reflective or symbolic comments, like “gostaria grandemente de ser foda se pra tudo e todos”, “memórias falsas” and even philosophical jokes such as “besouro da espécie sisifo”. They appear strongly Feeling: decisions and judgments are framed emotionally and value‑laden rather than analytically, for instance “que o ano que vem eu possa ter um pouco de paz na cabeça”, “eu te amo”, and the self-forgiveness plea “faça me com que eu consiga me perdoar pelos meus erros juvenis e quebre esta culpa dilacerante”. Their lifestyle is more Perceiving than structured: they joke about impulsivity, stress and lack of follow-through, as in “caralho não sustento nada que eu posto tudo eu apago depois”, the chaotic job-search complaints “fase de merda: ficar recebendo email de empresa dizendo que você nao foi selecionado”, and the aspirational but non-specific plans like “2030 sera meu ano”. Taken together—expressive, people-focused, idealistic, emotional, and somewhat disorganized—this profile best matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said São Paulo traffic takes 15 years off your life — if we share a ride, can I at least spend those years holding your hand in the passenger seat of that 20-year-old Celta?
- You asked why it’s forbidden to step on the grass; maybe it’s because if we lay there together talking about Nabucodonosor > Alexandre, o Grande, the place would turn into a historical landmark.
- You keep tweeting about wanting peace in your head and to forgive your ‘juvenile mistakes’ — if you ever need someone to sit with you, watch Smiling Friends and not judge 2016-you, I’d honestly be honored to be that person.
- As a Corinthians lover who wants a firing squad for Yuri Alberto every rodada, I promise I’ll treat your heart better than he treats a first touch in the área.
- You said ‘I do samba and love until late and I’m very sleepy in the morning’ — I don’t sing, but I can bring the coffee, the cuddle, and the playlist so you only worry about the samba and the love part.
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Unemployed strategist in São Paulo, rebuilding life between traffic jams, Corinthians matches, and job applications. Once injured a shoulder just by existing.– @xisGas
Your signature cocktail
Querido no Céu, Amado no Inferno Sour
This drink starts with cachaça infused with grilled pineapple for the Brazilian roots and the sweet-and-smoky chaos of São Paulo traffic, echoing his complaint that “trânsito de são paulo tira 15 anos de vida”. A hit of cold brew coffee channels his insomnia, anxiety and self-reflection, like when he pleads, “grok, faça me com que eu consiga me perdoar pelos meus erros juvenis”. Bright lime juice cuts through with sharp, irreverent humor, the same edge that appears when he declares that “quem acha o Cristiano Ronaldo melhor ou maior que o Messi não sabe nada de futebol”. A few drops of aromatic bitters represent the bitterness of job struggles and rejection, as he vented about getting emails saying “você nao foi selecionado no processo seletivo”. Finally, a sea salt rim nods to the tears, sweat and stubborn hope of someone who says “tudo vai dar certo” while still joking about being so down bad that he’ll go back to streaming because “nenhuma empresa quer me contratar”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Victor shows a consistent mix of loyalty, empathy, and a desire to care for others that fits Hufflepuff best. He openly values helping people, saying “eu gosto de poder ajudar as pessoas”, and shows tenderness and affection in tweets like “eu te amo” and “eu te amo victor”, which suggest an emotionally warm, people-oriented personality. He also expresses a strong wish for peace of mind and emotional balance, as in “que o ano que vem eu possa ter um pouco de paz na cabeça” and “grokk, faça me com que eu consiga me perdoar pelos meus erros juvenis...”, showing introspection and a humble, self-improving attitude rather than ruthless ambition. His love for animals in “eu gostaria de adotar todos os animais do mundo” further underlines a kind-hearted, nurturing side. While he has moments of anger or dark humor (e.g. football rants), the underlying pattern is of someone who wants connection, forgiveness, and simple stability, which aligns much more with the loyal, soft-edged resilience of Hufflepuff than with the sharper ambition of Slytherin or the glory-seeking of Gryffindor.
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Your song
Vida Loka (Parte 1) - Racionais MC's
A song that fits them well is Vida Loka (Parte 1) by Racionais MC's, because it mixes street irony, existential weight, and São Paulo chaos, just like their timeline. They complain about the city grind and transit, as in “trânsito de são paulo tira 15 anos de vida”, while also joking about being broke and job-hunting in “busco emprego” and “fase de merda: ficar recebendo email de empresa dizendo que você nao foi selecionado...”. There’s a strong sense of regret and wanting to fix the past, matching the reflective, wounded tone of the song, like in “eu daria literalmente tudo que eu tenho pra poder voltar a 2016 e nao cometer os erros que cometi nos anos seguintes” and “grok, faça me com que eu consiga me perdoar pelos meus erros juvenis…”. At the same time, they cling to hope and reinvention, echoing the survival spirit of the lyrics, seen in “serei uma pessoa diferente esse ano” and “tudo vai dar certo”. Their Corinthians passion and half-serious, half-comic rage—like “paredão de fuzilamento pro Yuri Alberto”—also fit the raw, visceral energy of Racionais, making this track an especially good match for their vibe.
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