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Nelson Muntz is the quintessential schoolyard bully who delights in harassing others and revels in being aggressive, which mirrors @xitterslave's constant hateful outbursts. For example, the user writes "HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE GOYIM..." and repeatedly calls women "whore" and "goyim", echoing Nelson’s habit of mocking and insulting his peers. The tweet "I am an incel by the way" and "I hate 2D fighters and I'm absolutely horrible at them but I still play them because I'm a dumbass" show a self‑deprecating, angry teen identity that aligns with Nelson’s rough‑around‑the‑edges persona. The user’s frequent use of "Fuck all of you Whorerang players fucking pussies" and "I hate people taller than me" also fits Nelson’s typical bully catch‑phrase. Overall, the combination of constant aggression, trolling, and a teenage male perspective makes Nelson Muntz the closest match.

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Their communication is mostly self‑directed and reflective, e.g., "I’m an incel by the way" and "I want a girlfriend I think," indicating introversion. They constantly spot patterns and coincidences, such as "These games came out the same year btw. How the hell does this even happen? Insane coincidence," showing intuition. Their statements are framed as logical analyses, e.g., "I should make a PDF about how to and how not to run channels" and the elaborate hate rant "HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE GOYIM…," reflecting thinking. Finally, they express a desire to structure their behavior and create systems, as in "Okay now that I have 100 followers I should try being less spergy and aggressive and find a new shtick," demonstrating judging.

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Anime & game enthusiast. PC Bloodborne chaser, Tekken combo collector, Kara‑no‑Kyoukai meme dealer. Coffee‑powered—once thought my Tekken combo was a dance.– @xitterslave

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The base of cereal milk nods to their bio "Cereal Miller for Dajjal, Persecuted KnK Patriot" and the nostalgic, self‑pitying vibe. A splash of blood orange juice references the recurring longing for Bloodborne on PC: "I was promised Bloodborne on PC 3000 years ago by Oedon". Dark rum and bitters give the drink a bitter, heavy edge echoing their frequent anger and self‑described incel status: "I'm an incel by the way". A dash of Tabasco mirrors the fiery outbursts about their feed algorithm and hate: "CAN I STOP GETTING WOMEN IN MY FUCKING FEED ALGORITHM PLEASE GET THIS SHIT OUT OF MY FUCKING FEED".

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s tweets repeatedly emphasize personal ambition, a desire for dominance, and a willingness to embrace hateful, manipulative behavior, which aligns with Slytherin’s core traits of ambition and cunning. For example, they declare "HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE GOYIM SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE..." and "I’m evil nigga. On my troublemaker shit. I commit nefarious acts my nigga," showing a self‑identification with evil and power. Their frequent bragging about extremist causes ("Cereal Miller for Dajjal, Persecuted KnK Patriot") and lack of concern for others’ well‑being further illustrate Slytherin‑type self‑interest. In contrast, there is little evidence of the bravery, loyalty, or scholarly curiosity associated with Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, or Ravenclaw. Therefore, Slytherin best fits their profile.

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The Linkin Park track 'Numb' mirrors the user’s pervasive sense of alienation and self‑directed rage. Their timeline is filled with statements like 'HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE GOYIM SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.' and 'I hate 2D fighters and I’m absolutely horrible at them but I still play them because I’m a dumbass,' which echo the song’s line 'All I want to do is be… numb.' The bio’s claim 'Persecuted KnK Patriot' and tweets such as 'I’m an incel by the way' convey a feeling of being misunderstood, matching the chorus 'I’m tired of being what you want me to be.' Their constant venting about gaming frustrations ('why the fuck do you NA tekken players always ki charge…') reflects the internal pressure described in 'I’m tired of being….' The desire to escape that relentless negativity aligns perfectly with the repeated refrain 'I’m numb.'

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