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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, impulsive, constantly complaining about school and authority, but clearly smart and self-aware under the attitude. They rant about school and teachers just like Bart, e.g. blaming classmates for grades in “Bando de filha da puta, minha nota em história pode ir pro caralho por causas dessas desgraçadas” and mocking people who take the ENEM early in “Fico feliz só de pensar que tem otário fazendo ENEM no primeiro ano”. Their timeline is full of chaotic insults and over-the-top reactions — “Eu não aguento mais essa porra”, “Feliz natal pra todo e qualquer arrombado que me segue, menos o Lucas Spazzini, esse tem mais que se fuder” — which matches Bart’s rebellious, abrasive humor. At the same time, there’s a vulnerable side under the sarcasm, like feeling alone in “Não é possível que eu seja o único do meu grupo que está sozinho, NÃO É POSSÍVEL” and existential worry in “Eu já vivi mais da metade do que quero e não fiz quase nada...”, similar to how Bart sometimes reveals insecurity beneath his clowning. Their love of niche music/anime and constant complaining about boredom and nothing happening, as in “Eu fico triste porque nada nunca acontece”, also fits Bart’s mix of restlessness, cynicism, and craving for something exciting to break the routine.

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They read as more introverted than extroverted: they often feel out of place socially and complain about being the only one alone, e.g. “Não é possível que eu seja o único do meu grupo que está sozinho, NÃO É POSSÍVEL”, and they vent online rather than describing lots of offline socializing, despite having many follows. Their interests and comments lean toward intuition over sensing: they fixate on anime like Evangelion being complex (“Por que Evangelion é tão complexo?”) and get bothered by things like only the first volume of a translation existing (“É uma merda querer ler algo que a única tradução pro português é só do primeiro volume”), which shows concern with ideas and narratives more than just immediate sensory life. Their tone is very blunt and analytical, favoring thinking: they rage at people and institutions with contemptuous logic (e.g. criticizing reality-show game strategy outcomes in “Eu odeio todo e qualquer tipo de reality show porque todos os participantes que realmente jogam com fome de vencer são eliminados muito rápido” and mocking Spotify users in “Quem usa Spotify tem mais que se fuder”), rather than trying to preserve harmony. Their life seems unstructured and reactive, suggesting perceiving: they complain about school deadlines and tests instead of planning around them (“Dia 11/02 já voltamos a se fuder, pqp”; “A 4 da prova de física não fez sentido nenhum”), and they frequently tweet impulsive frustrations like “Eu não aguento mais essa porra” and “Eu não aguento mais ficar em casa, puta que o pariu” instead of methodically working toward change. The mix of online venting, niche interests (anime, underground music), analytical complaints, and lack of visible long-term structure is most consistent with an INTP profile rather than a more organized INTJ or more socially driven E-type.

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Teenager juggling IF exams, underground rap, and anime hot takes. Once forgot my headphones and called it a national tragedy.– @xLuqn54

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This drink is wired and a little pissed off, just like someone who says “Eu não aguento mais essa porra” and still drags themself through school and life. The cachaça with burnt orange peel brings a sharp Brazilian bite for their constant swearing and frustration, from “Eu não aguento mais ficar em casa, puta que o pariu” to “Vai tomar no cu, minha mãe falou 12+1 pra não falar 13...”. Cold brew is the tired-student energy, cramming and raging over tests like “A 4 da prova de física não fez sentido nenhum” while still staying up online. Guaraná soda adds hyperactive sweetness for their fandom rants and deep dives into anime and music, from “Akame ga Kill tá me afetando mais do que Evangelion” to “Não existe cantor melhor que o Miseryswin”. A dash of bitters captures the self-deprecating, lonely edge of “Eu já vivi mais da metade do que quero e não fiz quase nada...” and “Não é possível que eu seja o único do meu grupo que está sozinho, NÃO É POSSÍVEL”. Finally, the lime wedge dipped in salt and sugar is for that mix of affection and insult they throw at everyone, perfectly summarized in “Feliz natal pra todo e qualquer arrombado que me segue, menos o Lucas Spazzini, esse tem mais que se fuder”.

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Their timeline shows someone highly introspective, analytical, and drawn to complex media, which fits Ravenclaw best. They worry about misinformation they might have spread — “Acho que passei uma informação errada pro povo que pode se espalhar e dar merda” — indicating concern with accuracy and facts, not just vibes. They clearly enjoy intellectually demanding works and wrestle with them, asking “Por que Evangelion é tão complexo?” and later noting how Akame ga Kill affects them more than Evangelion (“Akame ga Kill tá me afetando mais do que Evangelion”), showing reflective engagement with narrative and themes. They also explicitly describe themselves as someone who likes to read (“Gosta de ler ✅”) and complain about only having the first volume of a Portuguese translation available for what they want to read (“É uma merda querer ler algo que a única tradução pro português é só do primeiro volume”), underscoring a genuine love of learning and frustration at limited access to knowledge. While they have flashes of anger and cynicism, there’s little evidence of the ambition or calculated self-advancement typical of Slytherin, nor of the self-sacrificial bravery of Gryffindor or the gentle, steady warmth of Hufflepuff; instead, their strongest throughline is a sharp, restless, intellectually engaged mind, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is “ironic” by brakence. They’re openly frustrated with life, constantly venting about school and weekends, like when they say “Eu odeio esse sentimento de nunca aproveitar o fim de semana” and “Dia 11/02 já voltamos a se fuder, pqp”, which matches the song’s anxious, burnt‑out tone. The track’s themes of self‑doubt and feeling left behind resonate with tweets such as “Eu já vivi mais da metade do que quero e não fiz quase nada...” and self‑deprecating posts like “São tão burro que dá vontade de se matar”. At the same time, they’re deeply into niche/online music scenes—loving underground artists and specific albums, as in “Não existe cantor melhor que o Miseryswin” and “As intros de Celestial Talk Tapes 1 e 2 estão incríveis!”—which puts them squarely in the alt‑internet vibe brakence embodies. Finally, their mix of irony, anger, and vulnerability, seen in posts like “Eu não aguento mais essa porra” and “Eu já vivi mais da metade do que quero e não fiz quase nada...”, mirrors the emotional swings and raw oversharing in ironic.

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