Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Social Awareness: River advocates for human rights and warns against police brutality, as seen in their “awareness for life” and “STILL 1312 FOREVER” posts.
- Eclectic Musical Taste: They appreciate diverse genres like “blackgaze, midwest emo, shoegazeeeeee” and follow bands like Oasis and Slowdive.
- Intellectual Integrity: They value credible information, suggesting that research should be “accessible dalam bentuk publikasi resmi” like scientific journals.
- Anti-Harassment Stance: River vocally opposes the “sexualizing/ harrassment” of athletes by netizens.
- Local Pride: They show strong support for their local football scene in Bandung and its “Barisan Utara dan Selatan” solidarity.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Communication: River frequently uses profanity and insults when frustrated, such as calling people “syetannn” or “barelegug”.
- Political Apathy: They dismiss political engagement as “Politik sampah”, claiming life remains the same regardless of leadership.
- Short Temper: Traffic and minor inconveniences trigger intense anger, leading to outbursts like “tai banget anjeng” regarding specific locations.
- Elitist Tendencies: They mock other football fans as “ormas sebelah” and look down on those they label “poseurs”.
- Judgmental Outlook: River often complains about others' choices, from “Font nya jelek banget” to people wearing “shimmer” outfits.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
River embodies the rebellious and anti-establishment spirit of Bart, specifically through their vocal use of the '1312' (ACAB) acronym and criticism of authority figures, much like Bart’s perpetual defiance of the police. They share a penchant for blunt, aggressive language when frustrated, seen in outbursts like “JUARA ANJEEEEENGGGGGGGGFFGJDHSGSGSGSHSHHS” or “Goblog ngadon kabobolan”. River also displays a classic 'cool kid' edge by gatekeeping subcultures, declaring “PUNK ISN’T FASHION OR TREND. FUCK Y’ALL POSEURS”. Their dismissive attitude toward mainstream politics and tendency to mock rival sports fans—referring to Old Trafford as “Old Trashford”—perfectly mirrors Bart's mischievous and cynical worldview.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
River exhibits Introversion (I) through a focus on solitary music consumption and a disdain for 'noisy' social narratives, as seen when they want to “sleep for a month” after an emotional event. They lean toward Sensing (S) by focusing on immediate, tangible frustrations like traffic in “Cicaheum Ujung Berung Cibiru” or the physical “ugly font” on Spotify. Their Thinking (T) trait is evident in their blunt, often cynical logic regarding politics, calling it “trash” and criticizing others for lack of “scientific journals” in research. Finally, they show Perceiving (P) traits through a spontaneous, reactionary posting style and a clear distaste for rigid social 'trends,' emphatically stating “PUNK ISN’T FASHION OR TREND”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Cicaheum-Cibiru route on a Monday? Because I can't seem to get past you and I’m stuck thinking about you all day.
- Forget 'Manchester is Red' or Blue—as long as I'm with you, I promise life will be strictly 'Biblical' like an Oasis reunion tour.
- I promise I’m not like those sellers who ignore the price tag; I’ve read all your details and I’m still ready to buy into whatever we could be.
- Is your name Rachel Goswell? Because even if we both get 'tuwir' together, you’ll always be the shoegaze icon of my heart.
- I’d never use 'Konoha police' tactics on you—I’d rather be the 'Barisan Utara' to your 'Selatan' and keep our solidarity going forever.
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Manchester City devotee and Bandung local. When I’m not navigating Cicaheum traffic or debating shoegaze tracks, I’m advocating for better matchday safety.– @xmade0fstonex
Your signature cocktail
The 1312 Manchester Blue-Gaze
This drink is as loud and uncompromising as a Manchester City fan shouting “BACK TO BACK CHAMPIONS YOU’LL NEVER SING THAT!” at a local rival. The foggy aesthetic captures their love for “indie pop, dream pop, alternatif, rave, blackgaze, midwest emo, shoegazeeeeee”, while the spicy kick reflects their frustration with the local Bandung traffic where “sopir angkot rata rata emang barelegug nya”. It’s a bitter, high-energy concoction built for someone who believes “PUNK ISN’T FASHION OR TREND” and has zero patience for “POLISI KONOHA”. Sip it while listening to Oasis and ignoring the “POLITIK SAMPAH” on your timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
River consistently demonstrates the classic Gryffindor trait of bravery and a willingness to confront perceived injustice directly, often using blunt and fiery language. This is evident in their vocal stance against authority and social issues, such as when they tweet “STILL 1312 FOREVER” or call out perceived harassment by saying “responnya selalu mengarah ke sexualizing/ harrassment, najis bgt”. Their impulsiveness and passionate loyalty to their local community are displayed through their heated defense of Bandung football culture, claiming “perasaan kami mah asa teu ngeclaim sebagai simbol perlawanan”. Finally, River exhibits a strong moral compass regarding solidarity and safety, as seen in their critique of heavy-handed security forces: “asal jangan memakai cara BODOH seperti APARAT 2 tahun lalu”.
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I Wanna Be Adored - The Stone Roses
River's digital identity is deeply rooted in the Manchester scene, explicitly reflected in the username @xmade0fstonex—a direct reference to the track Made of Stone. Their passion for the city is evident in their fierce defense of its local culture, stating that “if we're talking about local fans in Manchester, clearly there are more City fans than the ormas next door”. Beyond football, River is a devotee of 90s British alternative music, expressing a desire for a reunion tour from “Liam Gallagher” and identifying with genres like “Indie pop, dream pop... and shoegazeeeeee”. I Wanna Be Adored perfectly captures River’s blend of Mancunian pride, counter-culture 'punk' attitude, and their melodic, atmospheric musical taste.
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