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Your Simpsons character
River embodies the rebellious and anti-establishment spirit of Bart, specifically through their vocal use of the '1312' (ACAB) acronym and criticism of authority figures, much like Bart’s perpetual defiance of the police. They share a penchant for blunt, aggressive language when frustrated, seen in outbursts like “JUARA ANJEEEEENGGGGGGGGFFGJDHSGSGSGSHSHHS” or “Goblog ngadon kabobolan”. River also displays a classic 'cool kid' edge by gatekeeping subcultures, declaring “PUNK ISN’T FASHION OR TREND. FUCK Y’ALL POSEURS”. Their dismissive attitude toward mainstream politics and tendency to mock rival sports fans—referring to Old Trafford as “Old Trashford”—perfectly mirrors Bart's mischievous and cynical worldview.

Your MBTI personality Type
River exhibits Introversion (I) through a focus on solitary music consumption and a disdain for 'noisy' social narratives, as seen when they want to “sleep for a month” after an emotional event. They lean toward Sensing (S) by focusing on immediate, tangible frustrations like traffic in “Cicaheum Ujung Berung Cibiru” or the physical “ugly font” on Spotify. Their Thinking (T) trait is evident in their blunt, often cynical logic regarding politics, calling it “trash” and criticizing others for lack of “scientific journals” in research. Finally, they show Perceiving (P) traits through a spontaneous, reactionary posting style and a clear distaste for rigid social 'trends,' emphatically stating “PUNK ISN’T FASHION OR TREND”.

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Manchester City devotee and Bandung local. When I’m not navigating Cicaheum traffic or debating shoegaze tracks, I’m advocating for better matchday safety.– @xmade0fstonex

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This drink is as loud and uncompromising as a Manchester City fan shouting “BACK TO BACK CHAMPIONS YOU’LL NEVER SING THAT!” at a local rival. The foggy aesthetic captures their love for “indie pop, dream pop, alternatif, rave, blackgaze, midwest emo, shoegazeeeeee”, while the spicy kick reflects their frustration with the local Bandung traffic where “sopir angkot rata rata emang barelegug nya”. It’s a bitter, high-energy concoction built for someone who believes “PUNK ISN’T FASHION OR TREND” and has zero patience for “POLISI KONOHA”. Sip it while listening to Oasis and ignoring the “POLITIK SAMPAH” on your timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
River consistently demonstrates the classic Gryffindor trait of bravery and a willingness to confront perceived injustice directly, often using blunt and fiery language. This is evident in their vocal stance against authority and social issues, such as when they tweet “STILL 1312 FOREVER” or call out perceived harassment by saying “responnya selalu mengarah ke sexualizing/ harrassment, najis bgt”. Their impulsiveness and passionate loyalty to their local community are displayed through their heated defense of Bandung football culture, claiming “perasaan kami mah asa teu ngeclaim sebagai simbol perlawanan”. Finally, River exhibits a strong moral compass regarding solidarity and safety, as seen in their critique of heavy-handed security forces: “asal jangan memakai cara BODOH seperti APARAT 2 tahun lalu”.

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River's digital identity is deeply rooted in the Manchester scene, explicitly reflected in the username @xmade0fstonex—a direct reference to the track Made of Stone. Their passion for the city is evident in their fierce defense of its local culture, stating that “if we're talking about local fans in Manchester, clearly there are more City fans than the ormas next door”. Beyond football, River is a devotee of 90s British alternative music, expressing a desire for a reunion tour from “Liam Gallagher” and identifying with genres like “Indie pop, dream pop... and shoegazeeeeee”. I Wanna Be Adored perfectly captures River’s blend of Mancunian pride, counter-culture 'punk' attitude, and their melodic, atmospheric musical taste.

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